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10-17-2008, 04:40 PM
DOES NOT WORK AS OF YET
One day I was watching a debate between two men when the name of a greek god was uttered, Joe the Plumber. At that moment I remembered a card that I found while searching for imperial recruiter.
Dwarven Recruiter 2R
Creature - Dwarf
When Dwarven Recruiter comes into play, search your library for any number of Dwarf cards and reveal those cards. Shuffle your library, then put them on top of it in any order.
2/2
Now these two go together like ass and crack. Stacking ones deck is an amazing ability. Now if only there where some other plumbers to work with this.
Dwarven Bloodboiler RRR
Creature - Dwarf
Tap an untapped Dwarf you control: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Dwarven Warriors 2R
Creature - Dwarf Warrior
{T}: Target creature with power 2 or less is unblockable this turn.
1/1
With these two plumbers we can get our lead under the blockage and strike from behind, so we can get our paycheck.
Now you might have noticed, we have hit a snag how do we get the mana to do this? Well we need to borrow some old vintage tech.
Food Chain 2G
Enchantment
Remove a creature you control from the game: Add X mana of any one color to your mana pool, where X is the removed creature's converted mana cost plus one. Spend this mana only to play creature spells.
Onto the next snag, draw. Food Chain Gobo's has Ringleader, unfortunately we lack that kind of power, what we need is a draw that we can abuse, hop on down extended train for another enchantment.
Fecundity 2G
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Let's look at our list so far
4 Recruiter
2 Bloodboiler
4 Warriors
4 Dwarven Nomad (same as the warrior)
4 Food Chain
4 Fecundity
As we know not all plumbers make as much as Joe, maybe they ain't as worldly as him, so they Gamble alot.
Adding
4 Worldly Tutor
4 Gamble
Need some quick mana
4 Rite of Flame
4 Lotus Petal
That leaves us with 22 Land, I'm think this Mana Base.
4 Taiga
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Forest
2 Bloodstained Mire
10 Mountain
Joe the Plumber.dec (Complete List)
Creatures 14
4 Dwarven Recruiter
2 Dwarven Bloodboiler
4 Dwarven Warriors
4 Dwarven Nomad
Spells 24
4 Food Chain
4 Fecundity
4 Worldly Tutor
4 Gamble
4 Lotus Petal
4 Rite of Flame
Land 22
4 Taiga
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Forest
2 Bloodstained Mire
10 Mountain
[Note this is just a deck idea and hasn't been test, I would much rather get some in put before throwing into the depts]
One day I was watching a debate between two men when the name of a greek god was uttered, Joe the Plumber. At that moment I remembered a card that I found while searching for imperial recruiter.
Dwarven Recruiter 2R
Creature - Dwarf
When Dwarven Recruiter comes into play, search your library for any number of Dwarf cards and reveal those cards. Shuffle your library, then put them on top of it in any order.
2/2
Now these two go together like ass and crack. Stacking ones deck is an amazing ability. Now if only there where some other plumbers to work with this.
Dwarven Bloodboiler RRR
Creature - Dwarf
Tap an untapped Dwarf you control: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Dwarven Warriors 2R
Creature - Dwarf Warrior
{T}: Target creature with power 2 or less is unblockable this turn.
1/1
With these two plumbers we can get our lead under the blockage and strike from behind, so we can get our paycheck.
Now you might have noticed, we have hit a snag how do we get the mana to do this? Well we need to borrow some old vintage tech.
Food Chain 2G
Enchantment
Remove a creature you control from the game: Add X mana of any one color to your mana pool, where X is the removed creature's converted mana cost plus one. Spend this mana only to play creature spells.
Onto the next snag, draw. Food Chain Gobo's has Ringleader, unfortunately we lack that kind of power, what we need is a draw that we can abuse, hop on down extended train for another enchantment.
Fecundity 2G
Enchantment
Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, that creature's controller may draw a card.
Let's look at our list so far
4 Recruiter
2 Bloodboiler
4 Warriors
4 Dwarven Nomad (same as the warrior)
4 Food Chain
4 Fecundity
As we know not all plumbers make as much as Joe, maybe they ain't as worldly as him, so they Gamble alot.
Adding
4 Worldly Tutor
4 Gamble
Need some quick mana
4 Rite of Flame
4 Lotus Petal
That leaves us with 22 Land, I'm think this Mana Base.
4 Taiga
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Forest
2 Bloodstained Mire
10 Mountain
Joe the Plumber.dec (Complete List)
Creatures 14
4 Dwarven Recruiter
2 Dwarven Bloodboiler
4 Dwarven Warriors
4 Dwarven Nomad
Spells 24
4 Food Chain
4 Fecundity
4 Worldly Tutor
4 Gamble
4 Lotus Petal
4 Rite of Flame
Land 22
4 Taiga
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Forest
2 Bloodstained Mire
10 Mountain
[Note this is just a deck idea and hasn't been test, I would much rather get some in put before throwing into the depts]