[Deck] Shit on a table

[Skeggi]

The name of the deck? It comes from:



He should have cheated more. I feel robbed. Robbed of shit on a table. I demand we get shit on a table!So shit on a table.Already been done.
So I figured I'd make a deck with these standards. Here goes:

4 Llanowar Elves (http://magiccards.info/al/en/119.html)
4 Fyndhorn Elves (http://magiccards.info/ia/en/132.html)
4 Boreal Druid (http://magiccards.info/cs/en/105.html) (could be Birds of Paradise (http://magiccards.info/al/en/95.html), but I figured I'd make it a budget deck)
4 Elves of Deep Shadow (http://magiccards.info/dk/en/39.html) (could be Noble Hierarch (http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=84927&stc=1&d=1232600549), but again, budget)
4 Harmonize (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/149.html)
4 Skyshroud Behemoth (http://magiccards.info/ne/en/116.html)
4 Doomgape (http://magiccards.info/eve/en/120.html)
4 Progenitus (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/conflux/i5h6maq7x_EN.jpg)
4 Wild Pair (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/144.html)
4 Concordant Crossroads (http://magiccards.info/lg/en/93.html)
4 Krosan Grip (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/202.html)
16 Forest (http://magiccards.info/al/en/280.html)

The idea of the deck: poop out mana creatures as fast as possible, dig for a Wild Pair, drop either a Skyshroud Behemoth or a Doomgape and use the Wild Pair search for Progenitus. Then swing for the win.

The theoretical best possible play, on the play, would be (for instance):

Starting7: Forest, Forest, Concordant Crossroads, Llanowar Elves, Fyndhorn Elves, Boreal Druid, Wild Pair.

Turn 1: Forest, Llanowar Elves, go.
Turn 2: draw Forest, drop Forest, Concordant Crossroads, Fyndhorn Elves, Boreal Druid, go.
Turn 3: draw Doomgape, drop Forest, drop Wild Pair.
Turn 4: draw something, drop Doomgape, search for Progenitus and drop him, swing for 20.

This deck heavily relies on mana acceleration, Wild Pair and 10/10 creatures. Wild Pair is obviously the 'weekest link' in this chain, because there are only 4 copies of it. That's why there are 4 Harmonizes to dig for them. I was thinking about 4 Sylvan Libraries, but I think I prefer the 4 Krosan Grips to be safe...

Anyway, it's [i]Shit on a table :wink:

[Afro]

A local player runs a Doomgape deck. I would suggest dropping both the bad elves (Boreal and Shadow) for 4 Wall of Blossoms and 4 Wall of Roots. The Blossoms help search for your Wild Pair and Roots still count as Acceleration all while gumming up the ground and sacking to Gape for good life.

[heroicraptor]

1 Progenitus is plenty, as Wild Pair has you search your library for the creature.

[Skeggi]

1 Progenitus is plenty, as Wild Pair has you search your library for the creature.
What if you draw it? Better make sure there's at least 1 copy in the deck...but okay, let's make it 2 copies then.

Oh well, might as well make a 'good' version of the deck then...

4 Llanowar Elves (http://magiccards.info/al/en/119.html)
3 Wall of Blossoms (http://magiccards.info/sh/en/75.html)
3 Wall of Roots (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/151.html)
4 Birds of Paradise (http://magiccards.info/al/en/95.html)
4 Noble Hierarch (http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=84927&stc=1&d=1232600549)
4 Natural Order (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/64.html)
4 Skyshroud Behemoth (http://magiccards.info/ne/en/116.html)
4 Doomgape (http://magiccards.info/eve/en/120.html)
2 Progenitus (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/conflux/i5h6maq7x_EN.jpg)
4 Wild Pair (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/144.html)
4 Concordant Crossroads (http://magiccards.info/lg/en/93.html)
2 Sylvan Library (http://magiccards.info/lg/en/121.html)
2 Harmonize (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/149.html)
8 Forest (http://magiccards.info/al/en/280.html)
4 Wooded Foothills (http://magiccards.info/on/en/330.html)
4 Windswept Heath (http://magiccards.info/on/en/328.html)

Something like this? ...Really, I have no idea what to do with the Stifles o.O

[heroicraptor]

Guttural Response?

[Skeggi]

Guttural Response?
Sasa_batora suggested Stifles...I have no idea why...oh, and I'm not going to conjure up a sideboard for this pile of shit, lol :wink:

[heroicraptor]

Sasa_batora suggested Stifles...I have no idea why...

I think he meant "few fetches, if you dont mind their non-budgetness and <opening yourself to> Stifle"

And I was thinking about Gutting a Stifle on Wild Pair's trigger.

[Skeggi]

I think he meant "few fetches, if you dont mind their non-budgetness and <opening yourself to> Stifle"
Oh right...casual Stifles...very pwny, haha :laugh:
I'll probably try the latest list, but with 16 Forests, Fyndhorn Elves instead of BoP and some other cheap Elf for the new druid thingie, cba spending over €40,- on this. I like the suggestions so far though, now it's probably slightly less shitty :cool:...but let's be clear, it's still a huge pile of stinking dung nonetheless :tongue:.

[Barsoom]

Nice deck, i love big green critters...

Here how i would build this piece of shit.

// Mana //
16 Forest
4 Llanowar Elves
4 Fyndhorn Elves
4 Boreal Druid
3 Wall of Roots
3 Wall of Blossoms

// Spells //
4 Natural Order
4 Wild Pair
4 Harmonize
2 Sylvan Library

// Beasts //
4 Skyshroud Behemoth
4 Doomgape
2 Progenitus
1 Empyrial Archangel
1 Woodfall Primus

The main "combo" is Doomgape and Behemoth with Wild Pair in play for Progenitus or Doomgape; the second combo is Natural Order + a small critter that fetch every creature in the deck; the Archangel is here versus burn or if you need time for going with the primary combo, Primus will help against annoying permanents like Moat, Confinement, Esnaring Bridge and others.
Maybe there are others big green critters that will help here, i'm thinking only these 2 atm.
With Natural Order, maybe the 4of Behemut are less useful, maybe we can fit this place with something other, dunno.