PDA

View Full Version : The most annoying deck of all time...



Guy I Don't Know
08-06-2011, 06:52 PM
I want to make a deck with the most annoying cards ever. I don't really care about winning. I want things like Oppression, Storm Cauldron, Null Rod etc.

Opression
Bottomless Pit
Tainted Aether
Ice Cave
Chains of Mephistopheles
Hive Mind
Ice Cave
Ichneumon Druid
In the Eye of Chaos
Isolation Cell
Knowledge Pool
Mana Breach
Mystic Remora
Nether Void
Painful Quandary
Planar Chaos
Pyrostatic Pillar
Rhystic Study
Soul Barrier
Spell Shock
Null Rod
Though Prison
Smokestack
Storm Cauldron
+Stasis
+Winter Orb
+Stifle
+Wasteland
+Anvil of Bogardan
+Tawnos Coffin
+Grip of Chaos
+Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
+Mana Maze
Chaos Moon
Magister's Sphinx
Sorin Markov
Sundering Titan
Humility
Obliterate
Time Stretch
Jinxed Choker
Armegeddon
Decree of Annihilation
Mindslaver
Gaddock Teeg
Sen Triplets
Desolation Angel
+Tawnos Coffin
+Vicious Shadows
Zur's Weirding
Static Orb
+Word of Command
+Counterbalance
+Sensei's Diving Top
Please help me out, and I will pick the general based on what colors are being played, I think Kaervek, the Merciless might be a good choice or a multicolor general.

Atwa
08-06-2011, 07:12 PM
A most annoying list without Stasis in it?

Guy I Don't Know
08-06-2011, 07:26 PM
Touche. +1 Stasis, How could i have forgotten!

Tog
08-06-2011, 08:58 PM
Opposition + creatures?

Tacosnape
08-06-2011, 09:14 PM
Winter Orb should definitely be in here, too.

And Wasteland and Stifle.

(nameless one)
08-06-2011, 10:03 PM
I heard Counterspells are really annoying.

ELD
08-06-2011, 11:01 PM
Needs more Chains of Mephistopheles Anvil of Bogardan combo.

socioloaf
08-07-2011, 01:49 AM
Chains of Mephistopheles is awesome. Annoying enough to figure out what that thing does.

+1 Tawnos's Coffin. Another wall of text with an obnoxious effect. And hey, why not maze of ith?

mrjumbo03
08-07-2011, 02:53 AM
grip of chaos wants in on this deck.

Koby
08-07-2011, 03:56 AM
Don't forget to put in Tabernacle + Winter Orb. Sure to make people cringe with the look of hatred.

Ozymandias
08-07-2011, 05:16 AM
Aether Flash
Orb of Dreams
Root Maze
Kismet
Mana Maze

Offler
08-07-2011, 09:30 AM
Long forgotten Word of Command ...

By the way... No strip mine, not Counterbalance + Senseis Top? :D

Bignasty197
08-07-2011, 03:29 PM
Vicious Shadows is annoying as hell to play against.

Guy I Don't Know
08-08-2011, 06:23 PM
I added the cards you guys suggested. I also added Zur's Weirding, that card is really annoying! I need to get at least 10 more annoying cards before I can consider making a deck. So what am I missing?

Koby
08-08-2011, 06:26 PM
So what am I missing?

An endless supply of pissed off EDH players.

Bignasty197
08-08-2011, 06:28 PM
Your general should be Numot, the Devastator. Land destruction is annoying.

dahcmai
08-28-2011, 08:50 PM
Soldier of Fortune, if that doesn't get your point across nothing will.

Lemuria
08-29-2011, 12:00 AM
You should definitely play Possessed Portal and Soul Conduit. BTW, Soul Conduit + Phyrexian Ulinfe = Rage lolwtfbbq

Also, if you are playing a 5 color General, Door To Nothingness will make people freakout.

Beatusnox
08-29-2011, 01:19 AM
Propaganda?

dontbiteitholmes
08-31-2011, 03:18 AM
Needs more Eye of the Storm, Scrambleverse, Warp World, Zur's Wierding, Omen Machine, ect. Recommended general Zedruu. Some local guy has a similar deck, I watched a game go on for roughly 2 hours then got bored and went home. He had around 150 life when I left and at one point decree of annihilation was on Eye of the Storm, which went over about as well as you would expect.

Tacosnape
09-01-2011, 08:15 AM
Also, Hive Mind + Shahrazad >> All other annoying.

Lemuria
09-04-2011, 02:11 AM
Night of Souls' Betrayal, to combo with Humility.