< blank > is so powerful when I play it that....

[Happy Gilmore]

Simple,

fill in the blank and complete the sentence.

Ex.

Mystic Enforcer is so powerful when I play it that…
the Red Death player 3 tables down decides to pick up his permanents and go to game two.


Yea thats weak, but you get the idea.

[mikekelley]

Chalice of the void must be either powerful enough or annoying enough that I've had people up and leave me in the middle of the game after dropping it.

True story, G1, turn 1 i drop a chalice off an ancient tomb and a guy flashes me his hand, entirely 1cc cards. he scooped the match after 1 turn. Hurray for chalice being a hoser or the guy for being an idiot, I don't know.

[troopatroop]

This thread delivers. Not.

[Pinder]

This thread is so powerful that when I post in it...
...Nightmare pulls a Lockjob.

[Di]

This thread is so powerful that when I post in it...
...Nightmare pulls a Lockjob.

Actually, it's me!


yea.