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Happy Gilmore
08-14-2007, 10:50 PM
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=54923&stc=1&d=1187065899
MINOTAURS?!?! (or its a Beast?)

calosso
08-14-2007, 10:55 PM
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=54923&stc=1&d=1187065899
MINOTAURS?!?! (or its a Beast?)

You seriously need to die!!

SpatulaOfTheAges
08-14-2007, 10:57 PM
It looks like some kind of bad-ass turtle-yak.

Happy Gilmore
08-14-2007, 11:29 PM
It looks like some kind of bad-ass turtle-yak.


lol, that would be the best creature type in magic.

Nosomo.
08-15-2007, 03:49 AM
Scramble the F jets Thunderbluff is going to make a triumphant return!!!
With this

It looks like some kind of bad-ass turtle-yak
Hazah!!!!

Nihil Credo
08-15-2007, 08:54 AM
Meh. Like they can print anything that compares to Anaba Grunt and doesn't get immediately banned in all formats, including Limited.

nitewolf9
08-15-2007, 11:03 AM
That thing looks really angry about that bird being there and not being able to do anything about it.

Bryant Cook
08-15-2007, 11:49 AM
This joke needs to stay dead already, it's going to be the next Kieth Richards.

thefreakaccident
08-15-2007, 02:45 PM
honestly, thunderbluff was more confusing than Alan greenspan skiing backwards down a black hole made of laugher-curves.

no you cannot have it back, because you didn't have it to begin with.



how is it that you have let me sneak up on you undetected?

because, that isn't me; that's a tiger disguised as me!

unfortunitely you will never receive this message, because you can't get WIFI in a tigers belly... unless he's in starbucks.

Sanguine Voyeur
08-15-2007, 02:51 PM
I don't think that a tiger's stomach is thick enough to block wifi.

C.P.
08-16-2007, 11:11 AM
I DEMAND Meeeeeeerfork!

The creature in the booster looks like a beast or something, though.

P.S. If they think they can get away with another broken minotaur that follows the Labyrinth, they're retarded BTW.

Nydaeli
08-16-2007, 03:40 PM
It would be fucking awesome if they actually printed a card named Anaba Grunt.

nitewolf9
08-16-2007, 03:46 PM
It would be fucking awesome if they actually printed a card named Anaba Grunt.

Why, so it can be banned immediately after being printed? Let's keep the format away from > flash-esque brokenness.

Nihil Credo
08-16-2007, 07:21 PM
A couple of weeks ago I happened to meet a certain R&D member on MWS, here is the transcript (edited for anonymity):

<Nihil> Hi Grandy
<Relhueb> hi nihil
<Relhueb> what you playing?
<Nihil> I'm taking random decks
<Nihil> and splashing goyf in there
<Relhueb> they all got better, didn't they?
<Nihil> yeah
<Nihil> including Goblins, MBC, and Solidarity
<Nihil> thing is so fucking retarded
<Nihil> didn't you playtest it?
<Relhueb> we did
<Relhueb> it broke FF Legacy wide open
<Relhueb> then we nerfed it
<Relhueb> and forgot to playtest it again
<Relhueb> too busy protecting real formats
<Nihil> wtf
<Nihil> you NERFED it?!
<Nihil> what was it like before, a 20/20?
<Relhueb> nope
<Relhueb> creature type was Minotaur
<Nihil> ...
<Nihil> you serious?
<Relhueb> you can bet my huge ass on it
<Relhueb> fucking Creative
<Nihil> who got to play with TarmoBluff?
<Relhueb> zvi
<Relhueb> he's still locked in the bathroom
<Relhueb> keeps chanting "ia! ia! cthulhu f'taghn!"

Pinder
08-16-2007, 07:34 PM
20?
<Relhueb> nope
<Relhueb> creature type was Minotaur
<Nihil> ...
<Nihil> you serious?
<Relhueb> you can bet my huge ass on it


Nuh-uh. I don't believe it.

Back to Lorwyn, though, the spoiler is up to 26 cards now (http://mtgsalvation.com/lorwyn-spoiler.html).








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Yeah, now you know how I felt.

Sanguine Voyeur
08-16-2007, 08:13 PM
Back to Lorwyn, though, the spoiler is up to 26 cards now (http://mtgsalvation.com/lorwyn-spoiler.html).That's more disappointing then when the spoiler was up to 21, Shriekmaw and basic lands.

Nihil Credo
08-16-2007, 08:16 PM
Nuh-uh. I don't believe it.

Back to Lorwyn, though, the spoiler is up to 26 cards now (http://mtgsalvation.com/lorwyn-spoiler.html).
Your humour detector needs a tuning.

As for the spoiler, R&D may not be running out of ideas, but Creative is quite literally running out of names. I hope Garruk is totally unplayable, because I'd feel so retarded pronouncing its name in a tournament.