"retard.dec"

Thought I'd post a funny Cockatrice transcript of a game I just played, mainly to immortalize this class act of an opponent.

Damn, some people are salty biscuits.

13NoVa taps Sol Ring.
13NoVa taps Tundra.
13NoVa untaps Tundra.
13NoVa untaps Sol Ring.
13NoVa taps Tolarian Academy.
13NoVa sets counter u to 1 (+1).
13NoVa sets counter u to 2 (+1).
13NoVa taps Sensei's Divining Top.
13NoVa draws 1 card(s).
13NoVa puts Sensei's Divining Top from play on top of his library.
13NoVa taps Sol Ring.
13NoVa taps Tundra.
13NoVa plays Force of Will from his hand.
13NoVa sets counter u to 1 (-1).
13NoVa sets counter u to 0 (-1).
Finglonger taps Flooded Strand.
Finglonger puts Flooded Strand from play into his graveyard.
Finglonger sets counter life to 18 (-1).
Finglonger is looking at his library.
Finglonger puts Volcanic Island into play from library.
Finglonger stops looking at his library.
Finglonger shuffles his library.
Finglonger taps Volcanic Island.
Finglonger plays Spell Pierce from his hand.
[10:22:43]  13NoVa: lol
sure
13NoVa puts Force of Will from the stack into his graveyard.
Finglonger puts Spell Pierce from the stack into his graveyard.
Finglonger points from his Dack Fayden to 13NoVa's Sol Ring.
Finglonger places 1 green counter(s) on Dack Fayden (now 1).
[10:23:04]  13NoVa: lol dumb ******; nice draws with retard.dec
stupid cocksucker
You have been kicked out of the game.

tl;dr

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Originally Posted by barcode

tl;dr

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Hahah!


Yeah, that was awful... like reading computer code.
But the way it is now is worse!

There was a mildly amusing story leading up to the rage-boot.
He probed you, saw the REB, and gave you shit for it. Later the REB was useful. Pretty sure you blind-flipped your Delver. :tongue:


If you still have the script, keep all the dialogue and interesting actions (like the fight over Gush). If you're ambitious you can add
color to differentiate between the two of you.


Like this:

13NoVa taps Sensei's Divining Top.
13NoVa draws 1 card(s).
13NoVa puts Sensei's Divining Top from play on top of his library.
13NoVa plays Force of Will from his hand.
Finglonger plays Spell Pierce from his hand.
[10:22:43] 13NoVa: lol
sure
Finglonger points from his Dack Fayden to 13NoVa's Sol Ring.
[10:23:04] 13NoVa: lol dumb ******; nice draws with retard.dec
stupid cocksucker
You have been kicked out of the game.

I want to ambush this guy with Beltcher... But I would never put down Shops.