Obligatory shitty card creation thread
What are some potential cards you'd like to see printed, purely by how they'd interact with old cards in Eternal formats?
For example, I wish WotC made a ridiculously huge, swingy Minotaur with a strong Sundering Titan or Nicol Bolas type ability that costs 8 or 9 CMC, just to make Digeridoo better.
Also, a land like:
Clanhome of Hans
Legendary Land
T: Add W to your mana pool.
T: Exile target Lhurgoyf.
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Moxo Fizzle
:0:
Blue
Instant - Trap MR
Counter target Artifact Spell with CC1 or less.
"Its mythic because we need money"
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Aether Tether 2
Artifact
Permanents cannot be returned to their owner's hands.
I hate that no matter what hate you lay down, combo and/or control decks can just bounce it at your endstep and win next turn. This mostly applies to vintage.
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B.C.E.P.
CC1
Artifact Creature
B.C.E.P. can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Flying, Firststrike, Lifelink, Trample
5/6
This way, every deck has access to a broken creature.
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Enchantress' Citadel
:1: :w: :g:
Enchantment
Can't be countered. Shroud. Whenever a spell you play is countered, you may either gain 5 life or draw a card.
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Originally Posted by
Nidd
B.C.E.P.
CC1
Artifact Creature
B.C.E.P. can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
Flying, Firststrike, Lifelink, Trample
5/6
This way, every deck has access to a broken creature.
maybe 2020
Id prefer:
Hyperclone
:1:
Artifact Creature
You may have Hyperclone enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
0/0
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Amber Elemental 1G
Creature - Elemental
Amber Elemental can't be countered. (or Flash)
As Amber Elemental enters the battlefield, choose a color. Amber Elemental has protection from the chosen color.
2/1
Nacre Elemental 1W
Creature - Elemental
If an effect controlled by an opponente causes you to discard Nacre Elemental, return it from your graveyard to your hand.
As Nacre Elemental enters the battlefield, choose a card type. Nacre Elemental has protection from the chosen type.
2/1
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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...rdSalvager.jpg
EDIT: Actually, it's supposed to say "your graveyard." Playing your opponent's dead Goyfs would be pretty sweet, though.
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Keeper of Secrets ---- :w::w:
Creature - Human Advisor
:1:, discard a Plains card: Draw a card.
"The land listens to all of our secrets, but only the enlightened can listen to those of the land itself"
2/2
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Originally Posted by
einhorn303
Clanhome of Hans
Legendary Land
T: Add W to your mana pool.
T: Exile target Lhurgoyf.
You know legacy has a degenerate card when the first thing I think of when I see this is "Holy shit, that card would be expensive!"
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Miser's Mox 1
As you play Miser's Mox you may choose and discard a card, if you do Miser's Mox comes costs one less to play.
T: Add 1 to your mana pool, if you payed at least one mana to play Miser's Mox then add one mana of any color to your pool instead.
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I am longing for a card like this:
Simplify (2)
Artifact
Counter all triggered abilities
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I'd be ecstatic for these.
W
Creature - something
Shroud
You can't be the target of spells or abilities.
0/1
Or
G
Creature - Frog
"This" can't be the target of spells your opponent controls
3/1
Or
I made this one a long time ago.
Spreading the Disease
B
Sorcery
You may search your library for two identical lands and put them in your hand. Sacrifice a land.
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Originally Posted by
Atwa
I am longing for a card like this:
Simplify (2)
Artifact
Counter all triggered abilities
Wouldn't that have to be worded as a triggered ability itself?
Amber Mox
0
Artifact
T: Add 1 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on colorless spells and abilities.
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Originally Posted by
TheInfamousBearAssassin
Wouldn't that have to be worded as a triggered ability itself?
"Triggered abilities don't trigger."
or
"Whenever a triggered ability of a permanent other than ~ triggers, counter that ability."
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Blue's Bane :r::g:
Creature - Elf Warrior
Blue's Bane can't be countered.
Double Strike
Whenever a player counters a spell or an ability, Blue's Bane deals 2 damage to that player.
1/2
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Originally Posted by
dahcmai
G
Creature - Frog
"This" can't be the target of spells your opponent controls
3/1
Oh god yes, Berserk Stompy wants!
Newchantress - GG
Enchantment
Whenever you play an enchantment spell, Scry 3.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Atwa
I am longing for a card like this:
Simplify (2)
Artifact
Counter all triggered abilities
There's already a card named "Simplify"
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/269.jpg
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Counter Magic
0
Instant
Counter Magic is blue
Counter target spell. You lose 2 life.