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    Yeah this is exactly a dual land in formats where nonbasics are de rigeur. I doubt too too many decks would play more basics to fight or fuel this kind of card. On turn 1 it's literally a dual; at...
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    Oh I didn't realize this was Innistrad Standard Obligatory Shit Card Creation Thread my badt

    I mean yes fundamentally it's stupid that we live in a society where one-mana Terminus deals with True...
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    Hexproof is just more valuable than this, I think.

    I don't mind if Ward scales but it should scale with the permanent, like as the mana value goes up just let Ward costs go up and then let the...
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    Re: triggering "dies" abilities on exile instead

    This feels like one of those times where you'd want to define a keyword, give it intuitive reminder text, and then hide the rules garbage that...
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    Lightning Barf :D:

    Instant

    As an additional cost to cast -this-, return an exiled card an opponent owns to their hand.
    -this- deals damage to target creature or player equal to the converted...
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    So where's all the rad D cards, hmm?

    Now that we know it's a thing -- even if it might only be a thing for the next block (which I strongly doubt, but let's find out the hard way) -- I wonder what...
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    I love this
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    Actually I think War Marshall is a fine example since it means you can always assemble any 2-goblin combo with Goblin Patriarch and 2 other Goblins. You could just get SGC but you might want his sac...
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    Cenn's Cheerleader :w::r:
    Creature - Kithkin Warrior

    Whenever you cast a spell during combat, Kithkin you control get +1/+0.

    2/3

    White has this goofy habit of giving itself these "only...
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    Oh probably, but Magic players always find ways to make shitty complex things simpler. I know some people go to lengths to print out and play Hearthstone, to even include effects like Unstable Portal...
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    Not that a ton of random occurrence is a great thing, but in playing a handful of electronic CCGs lately I've come to find that certain 50/50 effects have a great deal of appeal under the right...
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    Cardname :w:

    Instant

    If an effect you don't control would cause you to sacrifice one or more permanents, instead exile those permanents, then return them to the battlefield.

    Draw a card.
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    For whatever reason this reminds me of a card I used to think was the shit, I thought of it like 10 years ago and in retrospect it's probably not on the curve at all, but w/e

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    Defiant...
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    It's a subtle gripe, but if you're going to create a card that is 'outside' a Blue deck, don't make it so bloody easy to cast :D :1::wg: is a really soft casting cost and there are so many UG or UW...
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    See, I don't think that's (solely) why people play Brainstorm - it's the buffet of things that BS brings to the table, the card filtering/discard protecting/library manipulating stuff, and...
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    Brough of Yewmahd :r:

    Creature - Troll Soldier

    Haste
    If a player would draw a card, that player exiles that card instead. They may cast that card as if it were in their hand until end of turn....
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    One drop walkers, eh? Needs to follow the story though, hmmm.

    I haven't read any MtG story. vOv

    Isamaru, Honda of the Multiverse :w:

    Planeswalker - Isamaru

    +2: Target creature you control...
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    I kind of want all of these to explicitly say "whenever an opponent would draw" just because there's always the possibility that Blue Player gets to wank out a durdly combo with one of them. Like,...
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    Grumpleturf

    Land - Forest Mountain

    If this is tapped for mana, if you don't control a Forest or a Mountain, this produces :1: instead of any other type.

    "No I'm not asking for directions. I...
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    Big Flaming Pringles Can :r::r:
    Legendary Enchantment - Potato Shrine

    Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a...
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    There's that Sliver that gives all Slivers defender and "when this ETB draw a card" but you probably wanted one w/out the drawback right :P
    Actually now that I think about it that guy might be...
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    Haha no way man, I mean sure -- but I'd play that guy as a 5-of in constructed
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    Orzhova Councilman :w::b:
    Creature - Human Cleric

    As long as -this- is exiled, white creatures you control and black creatures you control get +1/+1.

    Exile -this-: target opponent loses 1 life...
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    Boros Tatonka :w::r:
    Creature - Buffalo Soldier

    Lifelink
    When -this- ETB, it deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
    2/2
    "Chop chop chop" Daisy, Kathy's House
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    Honestly i can't imagine them putting any Nature's Lore type effect on a 2 mana 2/2 without closing the loopholes. Maybe I'm pessimistic :/
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