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    Sticky: Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    There are a couple of problems with instant-speed discard:

    1) You can use it to lock players out on their draw steps, which is a pretty big NPE;

    2) Less experienced players will not realize...
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    I feel like the ultimate is at least one loyalty too cheap. -7 seems like it would be fair there given the mana cost and other abilities.
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    Please tell me this starts with one loyalty.
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    I would assume it would be something more like:

    As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
    The named card can't be put into graveyards (If it would go into a graveyard from anywhere, exile...
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    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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    Given half the stuff in this thread, I wouldn't say it's misleading...
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    Yes. Since you make all decisions for that player, you can opt to not pay the :0: and win.
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    Sticky: Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Wait, so this is just a card creation thread now? For shitty cards?

    http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o226/jbrennan0512/SchrdingersCat.jpg
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    http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o226/jbrennan0512/Introspection.jpg


    ...please?
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    Sticky: Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Naturalize is generally mono-green these days. White can sometimes get slower, more expensive ones with a bonus attached. Something like:

    Disenchantment Grove
    Land
    ~ enters the battlefield...
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    That depends on the intention. The version you propose would cause cards with cumulative upkeep to have essentially no drawback, and the interactions with a variety of mechanics that require...
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    In a more correctly templated way:

    Players can't activate abilities that require sacrificing a permanent in their costs.
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    I don't think that works either, since discarding is also part of LED's activation cost. Having it be a mana ability doesn't change the fact that you can't pay the cost for it.

    EDIT: "Sacrifice...
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    Does the idea of Standstill lock give anyone else a raging hard-on?
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    GO BEARS!

    (Beat Stanfurd!)
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    Even shocking you would be too good. This turn one, any land turn two, and suddenly you've got six mana on turn three? I don't think so, Tim.

    EDIT: Fetches would break this thing in half. I'd...
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    *Waits patiently for Shock Troops reprint in Arabic.*
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    And it kills X/2 guys dead without having to attack or block into them? That's actually a lot better than the original in many ways.


    Fair enough. I thought you were trying to build the deck...
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    No, because neither of those versions would have a snowball's chance in hell of getting printed at three mana. Considering we got a Hill Giant with cycling and without the ability to shuffle in...
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    YESSSSSSSSSS

    I want this card so badly it hurts, though not so much for Legacy.
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    Sticky: Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    "Triggered abilities don't trigger."

    or

    "Whenever a triggered ability of a permanent other than ~ triggers, counter that ability."
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    http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o226/jbrennan0512/GraveyardSalvager.jpg


    EDIT: Actually, it's supposed to say "your graveyard." Playing your opponent's dead Goyfs would be pretty sweet,...
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