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    Sword of Industry
    :3: Artifact - Equipment
    Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from artifacts and lands. This does not remove equipment.
    Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage...
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    How about straight up reprints that punish fetchlands?

    Neo-Taiga
    Land - Forest Mountain
    As Neo-Taiga enters play, tap all lands you control unless it was played from your hand.
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    Inspired by Arixmethes, another idea for duals:

    Neo-Taiga
    R/G
    Land - Mountain Forest

    Yeah, duals with a mana cost. That's it. They're not cast. It just adds a mana cost to your land drop....
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    Ragnar, the Immortal
    :w::g::b:
    Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
    3/3
    As Ragnar enters the battlefield, if his mana cost was paid, he gains "Ragnar can't leave the battlefield."
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    Spy Network
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    My thoughts exactly. The way you work with/around Chalice is in deckbuilding, and you get screwed by it if you don't. Just like this.
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    Ok... how about this:

    Cruel Therapy
    :b::b:
    Sorcery
    Choose a number. Each player reveals their hand and discards all cards with converted mana cost equal to that number.

    So there is no deck...
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    How's that? Change it into a Duress-style version of Therapy.
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    And I would savor the taste of their tears.

    In the long run a card like that would either force people to snap counter it, change their deckbuilding practices with regards to mana curve, or just...
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    Cruel Therapy
    :b:
    Sorcery
    Choose a number. Target opponent then reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with converted mana cost equal to that number.
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    Rishadan Plantation
    Land
    Tap: Add :1:.
    :1:, Tap: Tap target creature.
    Not everyone gets to serve their country.

    Ravage
    :r::r:
    Sorcery
    Destroy target nonbasic land.
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    Church Beurocrat
    1W 1/2 Human Advisor
    Casting noncreature spells can't trigger abilities.
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    Serra Vampire
    :3::w::b:
    Creature - Vampire Angel
    4/4
    Flying, Vigilance
    Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard the same turn Serra Vampire damaged it, put a +1/+1 counter on Serra Vampire....
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    Suppress Knowledge
    :b: Instant
    Split Second
    Players cannot draw cards as a result of spells or abilities they control this turn. Exile Suppress Knowledge.


    That's how I'd do it anyway.
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    I'd love to have a mono white graveyard hoser on a stick that's about as strong as RiP. It probably is only a matter of time.

    I might edit the sword, it does seem like there's two blue effects on...
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    Allied color swords:

    Sword of Peace and Prosperity
    :3: Artifact - Equipment
    Equip :2:
    Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and blue.
    Whenever it deals combat damage to a...
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    Opulent Lechery
    :b::b:
    Enchantment
    Pay 1 life: Exile target card from your graveyard. Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. Draw a card. Play this ability no more than once each turn.
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    Ravage :r::r:
    Sorcery
    Destroy target nonbasic land.


    I also like that Magus, that's not bad. Maybe have it only dig two cards deep, however.
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    I like this guy. Naturally I'd like him better in monowhite, but still a nice idea nonetheless. Reworded a little.



    Him too. Again reworded a little.
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    I reedited it for a bounce and sleight effect. I wanted to avoid a bounce and discard trigger, as it's another permalock if they're hellbent.



    Changed both in my quoted post. #1607
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    Reedited for BU sword.
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    I thought about changing the RG sword to 'may destroy an artifact and/or enchantment' but it seemed a little strong. Sword of Hull Breach does fit though. The BU one is just like the UW one, didn't...
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    Allied color swords:

    Sword of Peace and Prosperity
    3, Equip 2
    Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and blue.
    Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, gain 3 life and...
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    Ravage
    {R}{R}
    Sorcery
    Destroy target nonbasic land.

    I know it's not exciting or flashy. I'd still like to see it printed.


    Judge of Morality
    {W}{W}
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    Ravage
    RR
    Sorcery
    Destroy target nonbasic land.

    Simple, elegant, and strong without being ridiculous.


    Demonic Power
    BBB
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