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Not a card, but thinking forward to Return to Ravnica Part Deux: Gatewatch Boogaloo. I know we'll never see dredge again, but what about this for Golgari:

:bg: : Fertilize: if this card is in your...

I don't expect Wizards to.
A) This is the shitty card creation thread.
B) Wizard's idea of a "good" legendary land in red is Kher Keep.
I am well aware that I am shouting into the void here.

Metal Detector :1:

Artifact

:1:, discard a card: create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "tap, sac: add one mana of any color to your mana pool." When this ability resolves, if this...

Stinkhole :b:
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play stinkhole, pay 3 life or sacrifice a land.
Destroy target land.
Boggart legends speak of the Stinkhole, which swallowed an entire Kithkin...

My Angus McKenzie EDH deck would love this.

Bed Decks Player does it again. Somehow you managed to capture the mystery and headache that Ice Age and Chronicles wrought upon my third grade brain when I first started playing. Nice work.

I love this. It might have to be "sacrifice a goblin" though to not be too busted.

Goblin Patriarch 2RR

Creature - Goblin Shaman

Sacrifice two goblins: search your library for a...

Trinket Mage and Auriok Salvagers would love this card. It would be cute with Standstill or Glissa, the Traitor but this is all moot, because the thing will never exist.

Strugg, the Cultivator 1BG

Legendary Creature - Zombie Druid

As long as Strugg is in your graveyard, you may play lands in your graveyard as though they were in your hand....

Piggy-backing off this:

Goblin Plague Doctor RR

Creature - Goblin Shaman

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Goblin Plague Doctor unless yoUu sacrifice a goblin.
Goblin creatures...

Sunken Grove
Land - Forest
T: add g to your mana pool
T: add u to your mana pool. Play this abiliity only if you control an island

Grassy Knoll
Land - Plains
T: add w to your mana pool
T:...