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    Also Trolling Burning Wish combo players, along the same lines as a previous idea

    Hurry Up! :3::u:
    Instant
    Whenever a player casts a spell, if that player has cast 3 or more other spells this...
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    The cards in this thread are too stronk. Need to combine more good abilities.

    Chubby Phyrexian Squire 1W
    Creature - Phyrexian Toad Soldier
    Trample
    When this enters the battlefield, sacrifice...
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    Dodging counters makes this potentially very strong. Example: if they have FoW and you replicate once, you're guaranteed to take both FoW and their highest CMC card. Countering is pointless because...
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    Mulligan into A+B

    Step 1: Serra Ascendant
    Step 2: This.
    Step 3: Opponent casts Oko, Thief of Crowns
    Step 4: Time to go to Chipotle before next round starts!
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    Wouldn't seen any play because you can't play it in Lurrus decks
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    What's the official DCI ruling on social distance for Chaos Confetti?
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    Needs more Infect
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    "Snow permanent" was intentional. It punishes Astrolabe.
    Searching for an Island was for flavor (snow melting), but a nonsnow basic land of the same type seems more balanced for gameplay.
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    Global Warming - 1W
    Enchantment
    If a snow permanent would add mana to a player's mana pool, instead that player sacrifices it. If they do, they may search their library for a nonsnow basic Island...
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    Fixed
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    Haha yeah.

    Interestingly, because it doesn't hit Moxen, it's less of an "I win" for Shops than turn 1 3ball. It would probably be restricted quickly to avoid people playing 13sphere.dec

    In...
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    Kozilek's Sphere - 1CC
    Tribal Artifact - Eldrazi
    Colored spells cost an additional 2/C to cast
    Mishra harnessed the power of the Eldrazi to Quash Urza once and for all
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    Dat Heiney - 2G
    Creature - Donkey
    Whenever ~ becomes tapped, you gain an experience counter.
    T, tap another creature you control: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, untap ~.
    T, tap two other...
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    New World Order Embodied - GGGGGG
    Creature - Beast
    Hexproof. Flash. Menace. Split second.
    Black and blue instants cost an additional 2 to cast.
    If opponent tries to play Magic, he instead can't....
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    U Troll, son - 2R
    Creature - Troll
    R: Regenerates
    Uthdens feed their young well, oi.
    2/3
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    Horizon Canopy is significantly better than this (2 colors of mana instead of colorless, can draw without basics) and barely sees any play. I doubt most decks would want to play a colorless land AND...
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    Negru Spiritual - 1B
    Instant - Song
    Regenerate each black creature you control.
    Attacking black creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.


    Anarchic Reprogramming - 1R
    Instant
    Until end of turn,...
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    Too OP for green. Green has better creatures, generally worse protection, and has better tools to search for utility creatures. Something that interacts with green's strategy (ramping lands) seems...
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    Death // Taxes (split card)
    Instant

    Inevitable (If a spell or ability or game rule would counter this spell or otherwise remove it from the stack, instead it doesn't)
    Fuse.

    Death - 1B
    ...
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    Vengeful Pyromage - RR
    Creature - Goblin Shaman
    Whenever a player cast an instant or sorcery spell, ~ deals 2 damage to that player.
    Bloodthirst 3
    1/1

    Decent anti-blue tool that really can't...
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    Scry Taiga
    Land - Mountain Forest
    When ETB, scry 1.
    If ~ would enter the battlefield from your hand, it ETB tapped.
    If ~ enter the battlefield from anywhere else, you lose 3 life.

    or...
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    R - Molten Rush
    Sorcery
    Put a 3/1 Elemental token with "Trample, haste" onto the battlefield for each player who does not control any Islands.
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    1WW
    Planeswalker
    +1: Until your next mainphase, noncreature spells cost an additional 1 to cast.
    -2: Deal 3 damage to target nonwhite creature.
    -7: Target player gets an emblem that says "Each...
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    Broken Glasses of Urza - 1
    Continuous Snow Artifact Enchantment Creature - Aura Construct
    Enchant Player
    Enchanted Player cannot stop you from playing with Chinese fakes.
    0/0
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    So broken in Elves and 12Post that I love it
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