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    Sticky: Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Here's a card I mused on while watching a combo player masturbate in public

    Mana Abolish
    :w:
    Instant
    Split Second
    Empty all mana pools.
    If 1 or more mana was emptied this way, draw a card.
    ...
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    Lol blue just gets everything
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    As I read it, thinking it would be some sort of "hurts itself in confusion" type of effect, you could do like a stack Warp World type of thing.

    "Exile all other spells and abilities. For each...
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    Wish Lantern
    Artifact 3
    Tap, sacrifice: The next time you would search your library this turn, you may search outside the game instead. (you still follow the parameters of the search)
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    Enemy Planeswalker then. Something at least to explore the space between having a Planeswalker run amok versus totally killing them. So then Core Sets can have non-mythic answers to mythic haymaker...
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    Sticky: Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Alternate idea

    Enchantment - Aura
    Enchant Planeswalker
    Enchanted Planeswalker loses all abilities and is a creature with base power and toughness equal to the number of loyalty counters on it
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    Enchantment - Aura
    Enchant Planeswalker
    Enchanted Planeswalker loses all abilities and gain "[+1]: Scry 1"
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    non-ultimate Emblems like Chandra, Awakened Inferno are an interesting design space.
    Some pox-y Planeswalker with a +1: each player chooses 3 cards in their hand and discards the rest, and 0: each...
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    Sticky: Re: Ravnica really needs to introduce a 7th basic landtype.

    Harsh diss to the Snow-Covered
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    Then you could just print a Stifle and they get to draw a card.
    The fun of it is the skill in the caster trying to find the most useless target in the parameters set for them.
    I don't know, maybe...
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    Oh well then never mind. Solved the rules problem but ruined the flavor. It should have been still relevant what the search requirements were, so you still got a green creature with GSZ, just not the...
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    I think this is super flavorful, but you'd need to find a way to avoid purposely failing to find 100% of the time.
    Unless they're playing Demonic Tutor, you can just search for what they don't have...
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    It's each player, so if you T1 Dark Ritual into this thing, next turn you need to sacrifice the land, hopefully have another land to play, but eventually you have no land and this guy, so he...
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    Typical of any cycle, blue is an absolute beast.

    Broad stroke protection options, but cast and search up an Emrakul, the Aeons Torn or Griselbrand? Wow 6 life, that's a lot of turns, okay. Cast a...
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    The card I made wasn't because I hate Death and Taxes or somehow think there isn't enough hate for it.

    It was pursuing the idea that you can make cards "turn on" only under a tax effect, an...
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    I was reading Byant Cook's TES Mailbox #10 and they asked him for custom cards he'd like to see and one he said was this

    But that made me think of this

    Kills Thalia if she's on the board, and...
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    I agree it doesn't have to be colored, but it does need to have type Wizard. Magus is a Wizard title, so like Etched Oracle.
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    Agree it should be a Wizard, but; being a creature opens the removal options, and summoning sickness means it can't protect itself from an immediate response. Seems good, well done.


    I can't...
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    So the point is to attack and then play him in MP2 to recur the attack step with some Vigilance creature, then try and flicker this guy and repeat as many times as you can? Neat.
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    Turn 1: Island, Soothsaying, go
    Turn 2: Mountain, Krenko Goblinmancer, infinite Goblins, go
    Turn 3: win??

    Maybe say "Whenever an opponent"
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    Why ever hardcast it then?
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    Just include a clause like "if you control -landtype- or reveal a -landtype- from your hand, spell cost -color- less to cast".
    Spell can still be free turn 1 on the draw, but also afterwards. Might...
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    Something like Tangle Wire of the Void would also be cool, either set counters and cost like Tangle Wire or X costed like Chalice. Make it Read:
    Fading n (This artifact enters the battlefield with n...
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    I'd rather see "Put land you control on top of its owner's library: Shuffle your library."

    Even better than Cloud of Faeries
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    You could probably drop the "or less" since the necessary value is known for both instances at the time of casting, so the only reason you would overpay is for some ridiculous Death's Shadow...
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