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    From the RoboRosewater Twitter account:

    https://i.imgur.com/eRWM8sP.jpg

    Wormcat Basilisk :2: :b:
    Creature - Wall
    Defender, flying
    Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may search your...
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    Burning Knowledge :1: :r:
    Instant
    Exile the top five cards of your library, then return a card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.
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    Seize the Moment :g: :g:
    Instant
    Cast Seize the Moment only if four or more cards have been drawn by a single player this turn.
    End the Turn.
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    Make it :g: :g:, and call it Return to Nature, and the original flavor fits.
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    MY Invitational card would be something like this:

    Powerbind Daeva :b::b:
    Creature - Demon
    Flying
    At the beginning of each other player's end step, you lose life equal to Powerbind Daeva's...
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    Goblin Library Clerk clearly needs to be a 0/1 for :r:. :laugh:

    Break Face :r::r::r::r::r::r::r:
    Sorcery (MR)
    Break Face deals damage to target player equal to their life total minus 1.
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    Try, "Each player's maximum hand size is equal to the highest toughness amongst creatures he or she controls."
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    Clearly needs to put the land onto the battlefield.:tongue:
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    Gideon the Arbiter :1: :w: :w:
    Planeswalker - Gideon
    {+2}: For each player who controls more creatures than you, that player sacrifices a creature. For each player who controls fewer creatures...
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    Mindrite Shaman :1::r:
    Creature - Human Shaman
    Whenever a player would draw a card, if that draw is not that player's first draw for the turn, he or she discards a card instead.
    2/1
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    Modern? What is this Wizardry? 1W
    Enchantment
    Indestructible
    Cards that have a printed year of 2013 or earlier cannot be played.
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    Should probably be 1BB with 3 loyalty, but -7 or -8 on the Ult.
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    Twelve Angry Men :9::r::r::r:
    Sorcery (R)
    Put twelve red 2/2 Human Berserker tokens with haste onto the battlefield.

    Flashback :r::r::r::r::r::r:
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