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    Immobilizing Drill :1:
    Artifact
    When Immobilizing Drill ETB, name a card.
    Triggered abilities of the named card don't trigger.

    Seriously, why is this not a thing yet?!
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    So bad against Storm tho
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    Thalia, Zombie of Thraben BB
    Legendary Creature - Zombie
    First Strike, Deathtouch
    Noncreature spells cost B more to cast.
    2/1
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    D'z Nuts G
    Sorcery
    Put a 1/1 Squirrel token into play. Add D to your mana pool.
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    Sensei's D-Vining Top D
    Artifact
    D: Look at the top three cards of your library and put them back in any order.
    T: Draw a card, then put Sensei's D-Vining Top on top of your library.

    Legacy is...
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    Can we have 8 of these please?

    Cruel Indenture
    BBB
    Sorcery - Portal 4
    You draw a card and you lose one life for each nonland card played this turn, including this one.
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    Scrub's Land
    Land - Plains Swamp
    Scrub's Land comes into play tapped unless you started this game with 20 life.
    Fuck you, EDH!
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    So busted.



    This is actually elegant and simple.



    Squadron Hawk combo?
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    It could work as a MTGO-only casual set or cube format. Anyone remember the Astral cards from the Microprose game? I loved those and would love to see them back!

    (Obviously this is in theory, but...
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    I think it's playable now.
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    Leyline of Fuck You
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    ftfy.
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    So wrong
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    So good with Wasteland/bounce.
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    This is completely reasonable, and now that scry is evergreen, we'll see this eventually. Probably not while Theros is in Standard though.
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    White Chaos-Warp-With-Legs :2::w:

    Creature - Cat Shaman

    When this enters the battlefield, name a nonland permanent on the battlefield. The owner of that permanent shuffles it into his or her...
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