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    I think certain cards from Hearthstone should be fine if they transitioned to MtG with some adjustments. For example:

    Naturalize :g:
    Instant
    Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. An...
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    Some love for red.

    Impetus :r::r:
    Sorcery
    Search your library for a creature card with "This creature attacks each turn if able" and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
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    Ęther Fuse :2::u::r:
    Instant
    Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, destroy each permanent that produced mana that was spent to cast it.

    Screeching Cobra :g::g::g:
    Creature...
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    Ęther Bauble :1:
    Artifact
    When Ęther Bauble enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.
    Sacrifice Ęther Bauble: You may discard any number of cards, counter any number of spells or other...
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    Morphing Memories :4::u::u:
    Instant
    As an additional cost to cast Morphing Memories, a player of your choice discards his or her hand.
    The chosen player draws ten cards.

    Mana Fading :1::b::b:...
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    Erghor, Wizardry's Bane :rg::rg:
    Legendary Creature - Elf Goblin Mutant
    Flash
    You may cast red and/or green spells as though they had flash.
    Whenever you cast a red or green spell, you may...
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    Tibalt's Serf :r:
    Creature - Devil
    Flash
    Whenever you discard a card, if you discarded it at random, draw two cards.
    When Tibalt's Serf dies, put X loyalty counters on target planeswalker you...
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    Soul Container seems what?
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    Soul Container :1:
    Artifact Creature - Construct
    Soul Container enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it, where X is your life total.
    When Soul Container enters the battlefield, your...
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    Imminent Clash :2::b::b:
    Sorcery
    Starting with you, each player searches his or her library for a card, reveals it, and puts it into his or her hand. Repeat this process twice, then each player...
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    Displease :b::r:
    Instant
    Target player sacrifices a permanent with converted mana cost 1 or greater. That player discards cards equal to the converted mana cost of the sacrificed permanent and...
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    Primal Instinct :2::r::g:
    Sorcery
    Target opponent names a card, then you choose a number. That player reveals his or her hand and the cards in his or her library. If the total amount of cards with...
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    Fleeting Dream :u::r:
    Instant
    Cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost, then counter it.
    Draw a card.

    Entranced Mage :w::u:
    Creature - Human Wizard...
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    Mana Cage DDD
    Artifact
    As long as Mana Cage is untapped, each player's mana pool can't have more than three mana.

    Neutral Suffocation X:b:
    Sorcery
    Spend only colorless mana on X.
    Target...
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    Freedom of the Tribe :1::r:
    Instant
    Gain control of target land creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

    Mirrored Lightning :r::r:
    Creature - Elemental
    Flash
    You may have Mirrored...
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    Krenko's Mother-in-Law :r:
    Legendary Creature - Goblin Demon
    Goblin spells you cast cost :2: less to cast.
    Whenever an ability of another Goblin creature you control resolves, put a merit counter...
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    Kithkin Witchcraft :r::w:
    Enchantment
    Flash
    No more than one land can enter the battlefield under each player's control each turn.
    No more than one creature can enter the battlefield under each...
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    Szadek, Lord of New Ways :u::b:
    Legendary Creature - Vampire
    Flying, lifelink
    T: The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn has storm.
    "We always have the opportunity to change our...
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    Irrational Backlash :b::b::r::r:
    Enchantment
    If Irrational Backlash is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
    Whenever an opponent casts a spell that targets you...
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    World of Randomness :1::r:
    Sorcery
    Flip a coin 500 times. If you do, you win the game.
    "You'd be surprised if you knew under which rules the multiverse actually operates."
    - Nicol Bolas
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    Actually I once got a Platinum Emperion reanimated against me, and when he wanted to FoW my bomb, I pointed him that he couldn't pay the FoW's life. When I told a friend, he said "Whoa, I would've...
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    Ęther Paradox :w:
    Instant
    Rearrange all spells and abilities on the stack.
    Draw a card.

    Reality Purge :u:
    Instant
    You draw a card, then each player exiles all cards from his or her library....
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    Boggart Riot :2::r:
    Tribal Instant - Goblin
    Boggart Riot can't be countered by spells or abilities.
    Destroy target nonland permanent if its converted mana cost is less than or equal to the number...
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    Guardian of Consequences :1::r::g:
    Creature - Elemental
    Flash
    Guardian of Consequences can't be countered unless a dash cost was paid to cast it.
    First strike, reach
    Whenever a player puts a...
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    For Griselbrand specifically, either you give this card split second or he draws 7 cards in response, maybe 14 if he hit you beforehand. Of course, he could then just counter your spell and still get...
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