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    Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    What are some potential cards you'd like to see printed, purely by how they'd interact with old cards in Eternal formats?

    For example, I wish WotC made a ridiculously huge, swingy Minotaur with a strong Sundering Titan or Nicol Bolas type ability that costs 8 or 9 CMC, just to make Digeridoo better.

    Also, a land like:

    Clanhome of Hans
    Legendary Land
    T: Add W to your mana pool.
    T: Exile target Lhurgoyf.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Moxo Fizzle

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    Instant - Trap MR
    Counter target Artifact Spell with CC1 or less.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Aether Tether 2
    Artifact
    Permanents cannot be returned to their owner's hands.

    I hate that no matter what hate you lay down, combo and/or control decks can just bounce it at your endstep and win next turn. This mostly applies to vintage.

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    B.C.E.P.
    CC1
    Artifact Creature
    B.C.E.P. can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
    Flying, Firststrike, Lifelink, Trample
    5/6



    This way, every deck has access to a broken creature.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Enchantress' Citadel

    Enchantment
    Can't be countered. Shroud. Whenever a spell you play is countered, you may either gain 5 life or draw a card.
    Skizzik No Kicker. Like a true retard.

    Quote Originally Posted by JeroenC View Post
    Honestly, I wonder if I just decided to play the format with the most whiney players or if every format is like this.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Nidd View Post
    B.C.E.P.
    CC1
    Artifact Creature
    B.C.E.P. can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
    Flying, Firststrike, Lifelink, Trample
    5/6



    This way, every deck has access to a broken creature.
    maybe 2020

    Id prefer:

    Hyperclone

    Artifact Creature
    You may have Hyperclone enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
    0/0
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Amber Elemental 1G
    Creature - Elemental
    Amber Elemental can't be countered. (or Flash)
    As Amber Elemental enters the battlefield, choose a color. Amber Elemental has protection from the chosen color.
    2/1

    Nacre Elemental 1W
    Creature - Elemental
    If an effect controlled by an opponente causes you to discard Nacre Elemental, return it from your graveyard to your hand.
    As Nacre Elemental enters the battlefield, choose a card type. Nacre Elemental has protection from the chosen type.
    2/1
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    EDIT: Actually, it's supposed to say "your graveyard." Playing your opponent's dead Goyfs would be pretty sweet, though.
    Last edited by Aggro_zombies; 10-18-2009 at 06:44 PM.

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    Keeper of Secrets ----
    Creature - Human Advisor
    , discard a Plains card: Draw a card.
    "The land listens to all of our secrets, but only the enlightened can listen to those of the land itself"
    2/2
    0.05.14 [Digital Devil] <Digital Devil> Ach! Hans, run! It's the Tarmogoyf!
    0.05.17 [Hans (GER)] <Hans (GER)> ...
    0.05.20 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by einhorn303 View Post
    Clanhome of Hans
    Legendary Land
    T: Add W to your mana pool.
    T: Exile target Lhurgoyf.
    You know legacy has a degenerate card when the first thing I think of when I see this is "Holy shit, that card would be expensive!"
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Miser's Mox 1
    As you play Miser's Mox you may choose and discard a card, if you do Miser's Mox comes costs one less to play.
    T: Add 1 to your mana pool, if you payed at least one mana to play Miser's Mox then add one mana of any color to your pool instead.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I am longing for a card like this:

    Simplify (2)
    Artifact
    Counter all triggered abilities
    4th: 293/363
    5th: 82/434
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    Wl: 100/167
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    St: 132/143
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I'd be ecstatic for these.


    W
    Creature - something
    Shroud
    You can't be the target of spells or abilities.
    0/1

    Or

    G
    Creature - Frog
    "This" can't be the target of spells your opponent controls
    3/1


    Or

    I made this one a long time ago.


    Spreading the Disease
    B
    Sorcery
    You may search your library for two identical lands and put them in your hand. Sacrifice a land.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Atwa View Post
    I am longing for a card like this:

    Simplify (2)
    Artifact
    Counter all triggered abilities
    Wouldn't that have to be worded as a triggered ability itself?



    Amber Mox
    0
    Artifact
    T: Add 1 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on colorless spells and abilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheInfamousBearAssassin View Post
    Wouldn't that have to be worded as a triggered ability itself?
    "Triggered abilities don't trigger."

    or

    "Whenever a triggered ability of a permanent other than ~ triggers, counter that ability."

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Blue's Bane
    Creature - Elf Warrior
    Blue's Bane can't be countered.
    Double Strike
    Whenever a player counters a spell or an ability, Blue's Bane deals 2 damage to that player.
    1/2

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahcmai View Post
    G
    Creature - Frog
    "This" can't be the target of spells your opponent controls
    3/1
    Oh god yes, Berserk Stompy wants!

    Newchantress - GG
    Enchantment
    Whenever you play an enchantment spell, Scry 3.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheInfamousBearAssassin View Post
    Being a 1C 2/1 with an ability isn't enough to make a card good by default. Elvish Archer is to First Striking as Dark Confidant is to card draw, and Nezumi Graverobber is to robbing graves as Tarmogoyf is to being much much better than a 2/1, but what the fuck does that even mean?

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Atwa View Post
    I am longing for a card like this:

    Simplify (2)
    Artifact
    Counter all triggered abilities
    There's already a card named "Simplify"

    0.05.14 [Digital Devil] <Digital Devil> Ach! Hans, run! It's the Tarmogoyf!
    0.05.17 [Hans (GER)] <Hans (GER)> ...
    0.05.20 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

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    Counter Magic
    0
    Instant


    Counter Magic is blue

    Counter target spell. You lose 2 life.

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