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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Jebemti Mater, the Obliterator {B}{B}{G}{W}
    Legendary Creature - Elemental
    Flying
    As an additional cost to cast ~this~, sacrifice a Creature.
    When ~this~ enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.
    Evoke {B}{G}{W}
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Valdez View Post
    Jebemti Mater, the Obliterator {B}{B}{G}{W}
    Legendary Creature - Elemental
    Flying
    As an additional cost to cast ~this~, sacrifice a Creature.
    When ~this~ enters the battlefield, destroy target permanent.
    Evoke {B}{G}{W}
    3/3
    Are you aware that with this wording you'd still have to sacrifice a creature for evoking that guy?

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    No, I wasn't, I thought it was ruled:
    "You may cast this card by paying Evoke rather than paying its Casting cost [...]"

    Jebemti Mater, the Obliterator {B}{B}{G}{W}
    Legendary Creature - Elemental
    Flying
    When ~this~ enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature and destroy target permanent.
    Evoke {B}{G}{W}
    3/3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Phanel View Post
    Are you aware that with this wording you'd still have to sacrifice a creature for evoking that guy?
    It's a bit complicated and not worth it because of the confusion. But you could just sacrifice that creature to its trigger if you stacked the triggers right.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Valdez View Post
    No, I wasn't, I thought it was ruled:
    "You may cast this card by paying Evoke rather than paying its Casting cost [...]"
    Additional costs are separate from Mana costs.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Anusien View Post
    It's a bit complicated and not worth it because of the confusion. But you could just sacrifice that creature to its trigger if you stacked the triggers right.
    Could you pls explain how..?

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    I dont think a mod should change topics based on personal opinions...
    Again, there are no opinions here. This thread is factually pretty silly. Doesn't mean it's bad though.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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    T: Add to your mana pool. Use this mana only to cast Equipment spells or pay equip costs.

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    Damn it, Taco, that exactly sums up my opinion on the matter. I need to buy you a beer for that post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tacosnape View Post
    Mishra's Armory
    Land
    T: Add to your mana pool. Use this mana only to cast Equipment spells or pay equip costs.
    This makes me wonder how Mishra's Factory would have to be reworded/costed/reconfigured to make it non-broken. Produce 2 mana for artifacts? Or 2 mana for artifacts and a legend.
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    Stampeding Herd ..... 2GG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    When Stampeding Herd enters
    the battlefield, draw a card.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.

    ....................................... 4/3
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    Stampeding Cow ..... 3G

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    When Stampeding Cow enters
    the battlefield, you may search
    the top five cards of your library
    for an Antelope card. If you do so,
    reveal that card, put it into your
    hand and then shuffle your library.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.


    ....................................... 2/2
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    Antelope Herder ........ GG

    Creature - Antelope Human Advisor yeah...

    When Antelope Herder enters
    the battlefield, put a 1/1 green
    Antelope Beast creature token
    onto the battlefield.

    T: Add G to your mana pool
    for each Antelope on the battlefield.


    ....................................... 1/1
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    Antelope Steppe

    Tribal Land - Antelope

    T: Add to your mana pool.
    T: Target Antelope gains shroud
    until end of turn.




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    Thunder of Thousand Hoofs .. 2G

    Tribal Instant - Antelope

    Target non-black creature gains
    trample and gets +5/+5 until
    end of turn.
    At the beginning of the next
    upkeep, return that creature
    to its owner's hand.
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    Stampeding Alpha ..... 3GG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Kicker: X

    Trample

    When Stampeding Alpha enters
    the battlefield, if its kicker cost
    was paid, put X 1/1 green
    Antelope Beast creature tokens
    onto the battlefield.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.


    ....................................... 6/5
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    Hoofbeats of the Stag... GGG

    Tribal Enchantment - Antelope

    Whenever a green non-token
    creature leaves the battlefield,
    its controller may draw a card.
    Use this ability only if
    Hoofbeats of the Stag
    is in your graveyard.
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    Basic Antelope........... G

    Creature - Antelope Beast


    Trample

    When Basic Antelope deals combat
    damage to a player, put a 1/1 green
    Antelope Beast creature token
    onto the battlefield.


    ....................................... 1/1
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    Not really balanced but Lackey is still much better imho...









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    Antelope Shaman......... G

    Creature - Antelope Beast Shaman


    XXG:Destroy target artifact
    with converted mana cost X.


    ....................................... 1/1
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    Stampeding Baloth ... 1GG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    Sacrifice an Antelope:
    Add G to your mana pool

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.


    ....................................... 4/3
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    Stampeding Collosus .. 2GGGG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    When Stampeding Collosus
    enters or leaves the battlefield,
    put a +1/+1 counter on each
    Antelope you control.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.


    ....................................... 7/6
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    Stampeding Witness ... 1GGG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    When Stampeding Witness
    enters the battlefield,
    you may return target
    green card from your
    graveyard to your hand.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.

    ....................................... 3/2
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    Stampeding Milker ..... 1GG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    T, discard a green card:
    Target creature gets +X/+X
    until end of turn, where X
    is the number of Antelopes you control.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.

    ....................................... 3/2
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    Stampeding Stag-Leader ... 1GG

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    Other Antelope creatures get +1/+1
    and have forestwalk.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.

    ....................................... 4/3
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    Stampeding Whoopy ... 1G

    Creature - Antelope Beast

    Trample

    Black spells and blue spells
    cost additional to cast.

    At the beginning of your upkeep,
    return a green creature you
    control to it's owners hand.

    Even the most tolerant mages
    were unable to concentrate
    when Whoopy started to bray.


    ....................................... 2/1
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    Oh, why Antelopes? Because I would really like to play my favourite card in a good deck. Even if it would be just another tribal (read: goblin) deck that autoloses to combo. Which in fact can be easily undone... see above.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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    Bunch on crazy antelopiness

    Here ya go, Aleksandr:



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    Yeah! That's it!

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Blood Scryer, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
    Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Because Dark Confidant just wasn't powerful enough.
    SummenSaugen: well, I use Chaos Orb, Animate Artifact, and Dance of Many to make the table we're playing on my chaos orb token
    SummenSaugen: then I flip it over and crush my opponent

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    Also, thread title edited for truthiness.
    Way to go, Nihil Credo. The thread has now devolved into total idiocy. At least before folks were trying to maintain the pretense of intelligence.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Rizso View Post
    Blood Scryer, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
    Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.


    What about that?

    Dark Guide, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
    Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.

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