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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Confidant = "draw" cards, lose life -> black.
    This = "play" lands, reveal lands, draw lands -> green.

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    Way to go, Nihil Credo. The thread has now devolved into total idiocy. At least before folks were trying to maintain the pretense of intelligence.
    I aggree, i really liked this thread before :(
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by johanessen View Post
    What about that?

    Dark Guide, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
    Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.
    Why's he black? Seems like a green ability to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johanessen View Post
    What about that?

    Dark Guide, 1B, 2/1, Human Wizard Druid
    Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.
    That card is the greenest thing ever, not black.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Valdez View Post
    Confidant = "draw" cards, lose life -> black.
    This = "play" lands, reveal lands, draw lands -> green.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix Ignition View Post
    Why's he black? Seems like a green ability to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Anusien View Post
    That card is the greenest thing ever, not black.
    Okay, take it green then :D

    Card Advantadge Lotus Cobra 1G
    Creature - Snake Shaman
    Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land, put that card into your hand.
    2/1

    PD: that's not a shitty card btw

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by johanessen View Post
    PD: that's not a shitty card btw
    I read it as a shitty thread about card creation, not a thread about the creation of shitty cards

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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    @Humprey: lol
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    "Magical Spell That Stops Other Spells from Happening"
    Instant

    Counter target spell


    what'ya think? Too powerful?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DownSyndromeKarl View Post
    "Magical Spell That Stops Other Spells from Happening"
    Instant

    Counter target spell


    what'ya think? Too powerful?
    Yeah, too powerful. This is the shitty thread, change it to 1UU and you have a shitty card!

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Meddling Necromancer UB (maybe BB)

    When Meddling Necromancer comes into play, if Meddling Necromancer is in play, return target creature card from any graveyard into play under target player’s control. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.

    1/2

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    Meddling Necromancer UB (maybe BB)

    When Meddling Necromancer comes into play, if Meddling Necromancer is in play, return target creature card from any graveyard into play under target player’s control. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.

    1/2
    Broken as hell with Entomb/Phage shenanigans. Two card T2 win? Yes please.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Wrath_Of_Houlding View Post
    Broken as hell with Entomb/Phage shenanigans. Two card T2 win? Yes please.
    Damn, they're on to me >_>.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    How about Ob Nixilis? Except as a 3/4 instead of a 3/3...
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by DukeDemonKn1ght View Post
    How about Ob Nixilis? Except as a 3/4 instead of a 3/3...
    Why? You still get to play a land without passing priority after casting him, so it will at least be a 6/6 before your opponent can bolt it

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Cthuloo View Post
    Why? You still get to play a land without passing priority after casting him, so it will at least be a 6/6 before your opponent can bolt it
    Except that the landfall ability is a triggered ability and thus uses the stack.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    When I saw the name Meddling Necromancer, the only thing I could think of was this:

    Meddling Necromancer UB
    Creature - Human Wizard
    As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
    The named card can't be cast from a graveyard.
    2/2

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Malchar View Post
    When I saw the name Meddling Necromancer, the only thing I could think of was this:

    Meddling Necromancer UB
    Creature - Human Wizard
    As ~ enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
    The named card can't be cast from a graveyard.
    2/2
    So much worse than normal Meddling Mage who does this already...

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Here's something more legitimate that I've been tinkering with for a while:
    Dark Pylon 3B
    Enchantment
    At the beginning of your upkeep, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
    Sacrifice ~: Destroy target nonblack creature.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Malchar View Post
    Here's something more legitimate that I've been tinkering with for a while:
    Dark Pylon 3B
    Enchantment
    At the beginning of your upkeep, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
    Sacrifice ~: Destroy target nonblack creature.
    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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