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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Just giving Mogg Fanatic first strike would make it playable again, and it's not like that puts it out of the power range for today's standards.

    I'd like to see a new engine card similar to Loam get printed. Something like:

    Brainburst
    1U
    Sorcery
    Draw two cards.
    Discard a card: return Brainburst from your graveyard to your hand.

    Something along the lines of that, I guess. It might have to be 2U to not be overpowered.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    Heres the final:

    Goblin Fanatic
    Legendary Creature - Goblin Hero
    First Strike, Protection From Green
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    1/1
    We need pro green, too :P

    Here we go
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    We need pro green, too :P

    Here we go

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Mostly so I could run it in my Slide decks, but I'd love to see something like this get printed:

    Kael-Thas, Planeswalker 1BGW

    +2: Exile target permanent until the beginning of the end step.

    +0: Sacrifice a land, search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped.

    -X: Pay X life, Draw X cards.

    3.

    Pretty much my idealized planeswalker, or at least what I've always wanted one of the things to do.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    F*You Goblin
    Creature - Goblin
    When F*You Goblin come into play, destroy target creature with power higher then printed on the card.If you do F*You Goblin gain haste.
    2/2

    Take that goyf! Gobo for life!

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Torelina, Master Artificer 4UU
    Planeswalker-Torelina
    +1: Reveal the top 3 cards of your library. You may put all artifacts revealed this way into your hand.
    +1: Sacrifice an artifact you control and destroy target nonland permanent.
    -6: Search your library for 5 artifact cards and reveal them. Put all cards with converted mana cost 3 or less revealed this way into play, and the rest into your hand.
    Loyalty: 4

    My blue Stax deck needs another planeswalker. Might be a little broken, but I think the high mana cost balances it somewhat. And I couldn't think of a good fucking name, it's late here and I'm tired.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I've been wanting an instant-speed draw-three for mono-blue control for some time now to complement Fact or Fiction

    How about

    Instant
    Draw three cards

    or


    Instant
    Draw three cards

    The first might be a little better, but it's still going to require a deck heavy in lands and heavy in blue. At least give me the second one! Inspiration is too weak and Opportunity is too slow!!
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    I've been wanting an instant-speed draw-three for mono-blue control for some time now to complement Fact or Fiction

    How about

    Instant
    Draw three cards

    or


    Instant
    Draw three cards

    The first might be a little better, but it's still going to require a deck heavy in lands and heavy in blue. At least give me the second one! Inspiration is too weak and Opportunity is too slow!!
    Good luck with that buddy.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Here's what I want... (And yes, it's probably broken in half-- that's why I want it.)

    The Holy-Fuck-Stick


    Legendary Artifact

    , Sacrifice H-F-S: Draw a Card
    , Sacrifice H-F-S, pay 3 life: H-F-S deals 5 damage to target creature or remove up to 5 loyalty from target planeswalker
    , Sacrifice H-F-S, discard a card: Destroy target artifact or enchantment


    ...So yeah. I think it would be busted in half. I guess the question is: by how much?
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Grim Tutor, Imperial Seal, Imperial Recruiter, whatever else might be marginally playable and runs the risk of becoming a $100 card overnight for no apparent reason.

    And cards in Arabic, please. Or Korean again would be just fine.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.C View Post
    Grim Tutor, Imperial Seal, Imperial Recruiter, whatever else might be marginally playable and runs the risk of becoming a $100 card overnight for no apparent reason.

    And cards in Arabic, please. Or Korean again would be just fine.
    *Waits patiently for Shock Troops reprint in Arabic.*

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Would like to see a good red / black beater or combination of thoes 2 colors. Always been a fan of the black red sense Machine head Decks in standard and in invasion block constructed. Really dont like the fact that red is pretty much just good for the burn spells and black for bob and discard spells.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Tarmoeater - BG
    Creature - Zombie
    B: Remove a card from target graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on tarmoeater
    1/1

    BG has to be the king of graveyard and not sucky artifacts like Crypt or relic.

    Warp reality UUW
    Instant
    Exile target non-land permanent or spell.

    White has oblivion ring, so i dont think this is too strong

    Merstill UU
    Creature - Merfolk Wizard
    Whenever an opponent plays a spell, put a -1/-1 counter on Merstill and draw a card.
    1/1.

    Merfolk standstill, dreaming is free.

    Growing Troll GG
    Creature - Troll
    Remove card from your graveyard: Regenerate Growing troll and put a +1/+1 counter on it. You may play this ability only once each turn.
    2/2

    They are trying to make regen matter, so this is my try. Notice the cost of GG to not make tarmo 2.0.

    Voracius vampire RB
    Creature - Vampire
    Haste Fly.
    At end of your turn you lose 2 life.
    4/1

    Vampire's should be scary, this is very scary!

    In fact i think they have to print very good creatures at casting cost 2 that mess with tarmo to diversify the meta. If they dont do that everybody will continue running tarmos

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I would like black to have a big evasive beater that doesn't suck with confidant. Something like:

    Bob best friend - 1BB
    Creature - Care Bear
    Flying, Echo 2BB
    5/5

    And I really would like to make Zombie a viable deck, maybe with a sort of modified lackey?

    Zombie Servant - B
    Creature - Zombie Minion
    When Zombie Servant is put into your graveyard from play, you may pay 3 life. If you do, put target Zombie into play from your hand.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Bounty W
    Instant
    As an additional cost to play bounty, tap an untapped creature you control. Destroy target creature with power 4 or more. Your creatures gain +1+1 until the end of turn.
    Finally the monster has been killed!

    White need a push. Too bad this is good in gobbo and nothing else, lol.

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    Goblin Pervert

    Creature - Goblin

    When goblin pervert deals combat damage to a player, put two 1/1 red goblin tokens onto the battlefield.

    1/1

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Cthuloo View Post
    Zombie Servant - B
    Creature - Zombie Minion
    When Zombie Servant is put into your graveyard from play, you may pay 3 life. If you do, put target Zombie into play from your hand.
    Why not something like this:

    Zombie Lackey
    Creature - Zombie Minion
    Whenever Zombie Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Zombie card from your graveyard into play.
    1/1

    Has synergy with Entomb, Zombie Infestation and the likes while fitting into the recurring Zombies theme.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    Why not something like this:

    Zombie Lackey
    Creature - Zombie Minion
    Whenever Zombie Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Zombie card from your graveyard into play.
    1/1

    Has synergy with Entomb, Zombie Infestation and the likes while fitting into the recurring Zombies theme.
    It would be great! It also has a nice sinergy with Putrid Imp (which is a zombie, too). I don't even think it would be too powerful, because you need Imp or Entomb to make it work on turn 2, and even then it's easier to stop than reanimate.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I always wanted to see:

    2
    Instant
    Deal 2 damage to each creature.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by quicksilver View Post
    I always wanted to see:

    2
    Instant
    Deal 2 damage to each creature.
    +1

    like it to be ...

    2
    Instant
    Deal 2 damage to each creature. If {} was spent to cast "This Spell", draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
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