Obligatory shitty card creation thread

[LostButSeeking]

of course, its final will be used like, every time right away.

Also, deed creature seems pretty fair as its essentially punishment that dies to StP.

Personally id like to see another ritual of some sort.

Super Ritual BB
Add BBBB to mana pool.

Incredibly likely to be too powerful but I loves me some combo.

I like Bryant Cook's version:

Ritually Ritual BR
Sorcery
Add BBRR

[santeria]

On the topic of overpowered Planeswalkers...

UBG
Planeswalker
+1; Discard two cards, then draw a card
-2: Put a 1/1 Insect token with Deathtouch into play.
-X; Destory each nonland permanent with converted mana cost X or less.

Loyalty; (2)

looks like a retouched version of the the MMogg just posted.

[Goblin Snowman]

looks like a retouched version of the the MMogg just posted.

Of the creature? Because it has a Deed-like ability?

[Taurelin]

Prevalence
Instant (U)
Split Second
Prevalence can't be countered by spells or abilities.
Name a card. Until end of turn, all triggered abilities of the named card are ignored.
Draw a card.

Bye, bye Counterbalance. Bye, bye Chalice. Go, go, Solidarity.

[Draener]

Spell Slight
Instant (0)

Spell Slight is blue.
Counter target spell with converted mana cost (1) or less.

[Bigface]

Spell Slight
Instant (0)

Spell Slight is blue.
Counter target spell with converted mana cost (1) or less.

Insane IMHO. Counters too many cards for free (you don't even have to pitch cards for it).

[quicksilver]

Prevalence
Instant (U)
Split Second
Prevalence can't be countered by spells or abilities.
Name a card. Until end of turn, all triggered abilities of the named card are ignored.
Draw a card.

Bye, bye Counterbalance. Bye, bye Chalice. Go, go, Solidarity.

What's the point of split second? It already can't be countered.

Spell Slight
Instant (0)

Spell Slight is blue.
Counter target spell with converted mana cost (1) or less.

So god damned ridiculously broken.

[Taurelin]

What's the point of split second? It already can't be countered.

With Split Second it won't be affected by Mindbreak Trap.

[Barook]

Death Helix
Instant
Death Helix deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Destroy all creatures dealt damage this way.

It's basically Terminate which trades the anti-regeneration clause against the option to damage players.

[santeria]

Death Helix
Instant
Death Helix deals 3 damage to target creature and 3 damange to target player.

[Barook]

Death Helix
Instant
Death Helix deals 3 damage to target creature and 3 damange to target player.

Kinda sucks if your opponent doesn't have a creature (you can target).

[Muradin]

Rationality
[U]
Enchantment
Shroud

As this comes into play name a card. The named card can't be played.

[Carabas]

Wizard's Shrine
Enchantment
Sacrifice an enchantment: Counter target spell

[Humphrey]

[santeria]

Goblin Blast -
Tribal Sorcery - Goblin
Sacrifice a goblin, deal 5 damage to target creature or player.

[leander?]

Rainbowland

I'm wondering what that would cost if it would be printed as a mythic.

[Van Phanel]

Rainbowland

I'm wondering what that would cost if it would be printed as a mythic.

Over 9000

[santeria]

I'm wondering what that would cost if it would be printed as a mythic.

not much, it doesnt tap for anything. apparently its just insanely fetchable.

[Volrath]

All lands with the landtype forest tap for G, the same principle applies to the other basic land types.

[Maveric78f]

Serra's sanctuary
Legendary Land
{T}: Add {1} to your mana pool.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.