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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverGreen View Post
    Haha! I have this card in a fan set of mine, with the diference the land enters the battlefield tapped. I don't know how they didn't print this yet.
    I totally forgot about that - with CITP, it would work without being nuts.

    Edit: Random idea:

    New Sinkhole
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    Kicker
    Destroy target nonbasic land. If New Sinkhole was kicked, destroy target land instead.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Goblin of the Goblin

    All nonbasic-lands are Goblins
    2/2


    ^^ funny, to me.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I always wanted to see some of these...

    Lightning Drake

    1UR

    Creature - Drake

    Flying
    Flash
    First strike
    U: return Lightning drake to owners hand.
    3/1
    Like lightning it strikes from the clouds to catch prey.
    Unlike lightning it shoots back up into the clouds if sensing danger


    And

    Phyrexian Priest

    BBB

    Creature - Horror

    Protection from white and green

    Deathtouch

    whenever a creature or artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield,
    you may pay 1 life and draw a card, if you do, remove it from the game instead.

    3/4

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Volrath View Post
    I always wanted to see some of these...
    Lightning Drake
    1UR
    Creature - Drake
    Flying
    Flash
    First strike
    U: return Lightning drake to owners hand.
    3/1
    Like lightning it strikes from the clouds to catch prey.
    Unlike lightning it shoots back up into the clouds if sensing danger
    I kinda like that one, but I would make it
    Lightning Drake

    Creature - Drake
    Flying, Flash, Haste, First strike
    At the beginning of endstep, return ~ to owners hand.
    3/1
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    I don't see a reason to make this more than UR. 3 mana for something that bounces to hand automatically seems excessive.
    Quote Originally Posted by tsabo_tavoc
    Thanks for your reply. I believe it is my wording that has made you unpleasant. My fears were something like Angel Stompy ruling Legacy.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I´d compare it to Viashino Sandstalker which was
    1RR
    4/2
    Haste, Bounce

    So the ability Flash, First Strike and Flying makes it a lot stronger. I think 3CC should be ok.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    Like this?

    Exploring Trip
    Sorcery
    Draw a card.
    You may put a land card from your hand into play.

    Too bad it would be most likely broken as fuck, considering it isn't virtual card disadvantage like Exploration and could do stupid things if chained.
    Something like that would be nice. An easy fix would to be to put it into play tapped.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Exploring Trip is a nice card. If it made the land CIPT, it'd be Elvish Pioneer with no body, but you draw a card. It'd be a fair trade off.

    Here's another submission:

    Planar Disruptor
    4
    Artifact
    1, Exile ~: Exile all Planeswalkers.

    It reminds me a little of Disk that can't be Academy Ruins'd unless countered or destroyed.

    Now We're Nonbasic
    2U
    Enchantment
    Basic lands do not untap during their owner's untap step.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by chokin View Post
    Now We're Nonbasic
    2U
    Enchantment
    Basic lands do not untap during their owner's untap step.
    Why punish basics? Personally, I'd rather see something with an ability like:
    Non-mana activated abilities of lands cannot be played.
    or:
    Destroy all lands that have activated abilities that may add mana of 2 or more types to the mana pool.
    Quote Originally Posted by tsabo_tavoc
    Thanks for your reply. I believe it is my wording that has made you unpleasant. My fears were something like Angel Stompy ruling Legacy.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    Like this?

    Exploring Trip
    Sorcery
    Draw a card.
    You may put a land card from your hand into play.

    Too bad it would be most likely broken as fuck, considering it isn't virtual card disadvantage like Exploration and could do stupid things if chained.
    Replenishing Solidarity
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    Search your library for a basic island and put it into play.
    "End of your turn I'm gonna tap all my lands for fun."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jodawe View Post
    Replenishing Solidarity
    Instant
    Search your library for a basic island and put it into play.
    As cool it would be to play Solidarity again, this is broken shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jodawe View Post
    Replenishing Solidarity
    Instant
    Search your library for a basic island and put it into play.
    Also, instant Mana Severance as a Cunning Wish target, or at least instant Manipulate Fate.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by jodawe View Post
    Replenishing Solidarity
    Instant
    Search your library for a basic island and put it into play.
    Nice! Now, if we get a blue Giant Growth and a blue Tarmogoyf, we may make MtG a color short!

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    Search your library for an instant blue card with converted mana cost 1 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Volrath View Post
    Phyrexian Priest BBB
    Creature - Horror
    Protection from white and green
    Deathtouch
    Whenever a creature or artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield,
    you may pay 1 life and draw a card, if you do, remove it from the game instead.
    3/4
    A 3/4 for BBB with three relevant abilities? What the shit? Black would never get such a good creature.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by SilverGreen View Post
    Nice! Now, if we get a blue Giant Growth
    not exactly, but
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    Would this card be too good?

    UU
    Instant
    Draw 3 cards, discard two

    Or is it too good? it seems right on par with being fair and just good enough to see serious play.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by undone View Post
    Would this card be too good?

    UU
    Instant
    Draw 3 cards, discard two

    Or is it too good? it seems right on par with being fair and just good enough to see serious play.
    That would be very good, absolutely played in legacy. This is too good for wizards to print. They would at least make it a sorcery, it might be printed as a sorcery.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by heroicraptor View Post
    A 3/4 for BBB with three relevant abilities? What the shit? Black would never get such a good creature.
    Vampire Nighthawk seems to disagree.
    BBB is a hard cost to achieve so it isn't very splashable.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Dark Ritual FTW?

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Phyrexian Priest BBB
    Creature - Horror
    Protection from white and green
    Deathtouch
    Whenever a creature or artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield,
    you may pay 1 life and draw a card, if you do, remove it from the game instead.
    3/4
    Completely broken. The ass of 4 makes takes it out of [single] Bolt range. Pro white disables the most effective removal spells against it. Being black itself shuts off removal like Snuff Out and Shriekmaw. While straight Shroud may be better, you've still go pro green, which now makes a large amount of the creatures in the format useless on offense.

    Adding Deathtouch just further busts it, because now even guys like Phyrexian Dreadnought are answerable, and then on top of that, it has a pay 1 life draw 1 card effect for creatures/artifacts going to the graveyard. Never mind the exile part, which is just even more brokeness, completely hosing Ichorid.

    Maybe if this was toned down a bit, and in a different color, it could be turned into something that could see print. As it stands now, casting Dark Ritual on turn 1 and putting this guy into play is way too much.

    Totally understandable that people are enjoying the art of creating rediculously good cards, sometimes broken cards, in this thread. Just wanted to point out why this one would never see print as is.

    The other one you posted, the 1UR flyer, looks pretty good. Would be nicer if it was a Faerie, though. I'd like it better without the First Strike and without the bounce effect, too, but that's just me.

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