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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    Nice! Now, if we get a blue Giant Growth and a blue Tarmogoyf, we may make MtG a color short!

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Homogeneity
    Creature - Incarnation
    All creatures lose all creature types.
    2/2

    Fuck you, Tribal.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    @Hanni: I think it would be a fine creature if it looked like this:

    Phyrexian Priest
    Creature - Horror
    Protection from white and green
    3/4

    Still immune to StP/PtE, Goyf and Bolt-resistant and a nice butt, but nothing more.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    Homogeneity
    Creature - Incarnation
    All creatures lose all creature types.
    2/2

    Fuck you, Tribal.
    So Goblins start running Tarfire, Merfolk maindeck their favorite bounce spell.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    @Hanni: I think it would be a fine creature if it looked like this:

    Phyrexian Priest
    Creature - Horror
    Protection from white and green
    3/4

    Still immune to StP/PtE, Goyf and Bolt-resistant and a nice butt, but nothing more.
    Doubt that creature would actuallt get a 4 in toughtness but rather a 3/3 and 1 more abillity. Reg, lifelink and/or vigilance would be cool. Comparing it a bit to Great Sable Stag.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I yust want to have a good Phyrexian for Legacy damn it :P

    I yust took the 3/4 for 3 from the phyrexian war beast/iron foot.

    BBB is one of the most evil/busted/memorable csting costs.

    pro white/pro green keeps it in the collor hoser department.

    the deathtouch was a misstype.

    The last abbility is busted i know, how about

    When comes into play draw a card and loose 1 life.

    Keeps it in the Phyrexian rager/gargantua/arena and yawgmoth's bargain department.


    then we have:

    Phyrexian Priest BBB

    Creature - Horror Minion

    Protection from white and from green

    When comes into play draw a card and loose 1 life

    3/4
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Elfrago View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SilverGreen
    Nice! Now, if we get a blue Giant Growth and a blue Tarmogoyf, we may make MtG a color short!

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Smothering Ash
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    Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 2 or less.
    Flashback 3R

    Knowledge's Price
    1UB
    Instant
    Target player sacrifices a creature. Draw a card.

    Furnace of War
    WR
    Instant
    Deal 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of attacking creatures

    Harmonic Forgetfulness
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    Instant - Split Second
    Choose a number. Shuffle all artifacts, enchantments, and Planeswalkers of that converted casting cost into their owner's libraries.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Harmonic Forgetfulness
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    Instant - Split Second
    Choose a number. Shuffle all artifacts, enchantments, and Planeswalkers of that converted casting cost into their owner's libraries.
    Holy mother of... really?

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanni View Post
    Holy mother of... really?
    I can dream...

    Realistically, it should be
    1WG
    Instant (no split second)
    " "

    But hey, if we're making overpowered cards, what's a mana here or there (or split second).

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    If it was a single target, I'd say awesome. Right now though, you've basically got Krosan Grip, cut it down a cc, made it more restrictive by requiring white, have given it the ability to also hit Planeswalkers... but it can remove multiple permanents. I'd say simply adding the word "target" would make it fair enough to see print, albeit very good.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanni View Post
    If it was a single target, I'd say awesome. Right now though, you've basically got Krosan Grip, cut it down a cc, made it more restrictive by requiring white, have given it the ability to also hit Planeswalkers... but it can remove multiple permanents. I'd say simply adding the word "target" would make it fair enough to see print, albeit very good.
    A card extremely similar to what you are describing exists (albeit in RW). Sadly, Hide//Seek sees no current play. I think I wanted to overpower that card to give it a home, forgetting that the ability to eat Planeswalkers is already fairly powerful.

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    Flame Rift is already playable in Burn...this seems just a bit too good compared to existing cards as an Instant with no drawbacks. It's very likely that this card would only see play in Zoo and Burn, and they are fully capable of getting to RR.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    Flame Rift is already playable in Burn...this seems just a bit too good compared to existing cards as an Instant with no drawbacks. It's very likely that this card would only see play in Zoo and Burn, and they are fully capable of getting to RR.
    I was thinking of a 4 cc burn spell that can compete with creature power creep, i.e., something that can kill a Goyf early on without a card disadvantage. To bolts to kill a 3/4 is crazy. Double red makes it non-splashable.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I like that burn spell, and by no way do I think it's overpowered. It may be better than currently printed cards like Flame Rift, but all it's doing is taking a spell like Incinerate, which is clearly worse than Lightning Bolt, Chain Lightning, and Rift Bolt... and makes a 2cc burn spell that's actually good.

    RR makes it restrictive enough to not be splashable, so it sticks to red based decks like Burn and Sligh, and most Zoo decks these days are so heavy in green and white, that it would require a little adjustment for them to adequately support it.

    If it were to need dumbed down, all that would be required would be turning it from an Instant to a Sorcery. Great idea, MMogg, I really like it.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Hanni View Post
    I like that burn spell, and by no way do I think it's overpowered. It may be better than currently printed cards like Flame Rift, but all it's doing is taking a spell like Incinerate, which is clearly worse than Lightning Bolt, Chain Lightning, and Rift Bolt... and makes a 2cc burn spell that's actually good.

    RR makes it restrictive enough to not be splashable, so it sticks to red based decks like Burn and Sligh, and most Zoo decks these days are so heavy in green and white, that it would require a little adjustment for them to adequately support it.

    If it were to need dumbed down, all that would be required would be turning it from an Instant to a Sorcery. Great idea, MMogg, I really like it.
    Thanks.

    I felt making it a sorcery would punt it to tier 2 or unplayable. I think it's kind of crazy that the best burn spells were printed in Alpha and Legends. Surely we red mages deserve an upgrade in the power creep of burn to make our aggro strategies viable against huge green beatsticks.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    Crappy? Underpowered?
    I can't see pictures hosted at Photobucked and the like here, could you post the card's text?
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    I can't see pictures hosted at Photobucked and the like here, could you post the card's text?
    Sure!

    Kiss of Lightning
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    Kiss of Lightning deals 4 damage to target creature or player.

    So, pretty much a 4 dmg Lightning Bolt for an extra .
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