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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Ash'Aphid'Aakbar, Argothian Empress 1GW

    Planeswalker - Ash'Aphid'Aakbar

    +1 Whenever you play an Enchantment spell this turn, draw a card.
    -2 Search your library for an enchantment card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put that card on top of it.
    -4 Non-Aura Enchantments you control become creatures with power and toughness equal to its converted mana cost until end of turn.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    I'd like to see a Trap or a Trap-like creature that could come out, shatter a Time Vault on the board and then end the turn. Chapin had a good green creature mocked up a few weeks ago to do it with. It'd have good Standard applications for keeping Time Warp in check too.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by DragoFireheart View Post
    Counter Magic
    0
    Instant


    Counter Magic is blue

    Counter target spell. You lose 2 life.
    This would be the worst decision of all time.

    I hope you're not serious, every deck everywhere would run this card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix Ignition View Post
    This would be the worst decision of all time.

    I hope you're not serious, every deck everywhere would run this card.

    That's exactly the idea: every deck would run it.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Damping Matrix's sister - 3
    Artifact
    Activated abilties of lands and enchantments can't be played.

    Make FEB playable after M10 rules - 1UR
    Haste
    Discard a card: ~ is unblockable until end of turn.
    2/2

    Eternal Garden's Combo MU improver
    Legendary Land
    T: Add G to your mana pool.
    W, T: You have shroud until end of turn.
    At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice ~.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Damping Matrix's sister - 3
    Artifact
    Activated abilties of lands and enchantments can't be played.


    Except for the part where this makes lands not tap for mana, it could be ok. I assume the intention was activated abilities of lands that aren't mana abilities [...].

    As for lands:

    Serra's Garden
    Land
    T: add 1 to your manapool
    1W, T: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
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    i'd kill for this:

    Legendary Snow Land

    At end of turn, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice %cardname%

    Tap: Add WW to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play enchantment spells.

    Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys an artifact or enchantment permanent you control, you may sacrifice %cardname%. If you do, return that permanent into play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Red_Panda View Post
    As for lands:

    Serra's Garden
    Land
    T: add 1 to your manapool
    1W, T: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
    YESSSSSSSSSS

    I want this card so badly it hurts, though not so much for Legacy.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Leyline of Upwelling -
    Enchantment
    If Leyline of Upwelling is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
    Mana pools don't empty as steps, phases, or turns end.

    Goblin Fanatic
    see below
    Last edited by Humphrey; 10-18-2009 at 04:08 PM.
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    Draco Killer - 20
    Artifact Creature - Human Assasin
    When Draco Killer enters the battlefield, exile all creatures named Draco.
    0/1

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1+0 until end of turn.
    1/1
    still cant block-->kill a dark confidant and ping an opponent.

    How about

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +1+0 until end of turn, if that creature has 1 toughness or less, instead sacrifice Goblin Fanatic and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
    1/1

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    I swear for a fixed necropotence (my favourite card of all times (and I didn't use it in combo, I love Mono Black Control)). Maybe something like this:

    Necropower BBB
    Enchantment

    You can only play one spell per turn
    Pay 1 life: Draw a card. Use this ability only on your endstep phase.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Cire View Post
    still cant block-->kill a dark confidant and ping an opponent.

    How about

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +1+0 until end of turn, if that creature has 1 toughness or less, instead sacrifice Goblin Fanatic and deal 1 damage to target creature or player.
    1/1

    to complicated

    got it:

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1+0 until end of turn. When Goblin Fanatic is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player.
    1/1
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    to complicated

    got it:

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    When Goblin Fanatic blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1+0 until end of turn. When Goblin Fanatic is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player.
    1/1
    Yeah but then it can't ping in response to Humility or for example if the opponent has a DC your trying to kill, but is not attacking or blocking. And it can't block a 1/1 and kill off another 1/1....

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    Strict Censor
    Enchantment

    If a player would draw a card beyond the first in a turn, he or she may pay instead. If a player pays in this way, he or she draws a card.

    Fixed Glowrider
    Creature

    Non-creature spells cost more to cast.

    2/1

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Okay here's a better version.

    Goblin Fanatic

    Creature: Goblin
    Delayed First Strike (This creature deals combat damage during the normal combat damage step, but the damage goes "on the stack" before this step resolves.)
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    "Fuck you M10"
    1/1

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Most of these cards are pretty overpowered :eyebrow-raise:

    I would like to see this red Necropotence:

    Pyropotence
    RRR
    Enchantment
    Skip your draw step.
    Whenever an opponent is dealt damage by a source you control, put a burn counter on ~.
    Remove two burn counters from ~: Draw a card.

    Because red is awesome. To be balanced, it'd have to have cards exiled and brought in at EOT, but that's too much to type out...

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    I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:

    Sudden Unbalance
    Instant
    Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
    Cycling
    When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

    Ignorance
    Creature - Incarnation
    Shroud
    Whenever a player reveals a card from his or her library, Ignorance deals 1 damage to that player.
    2/2

    Muscle Paralyzer
    Artifact
    Whenever a creature has power 4 or greater, its controller sacrifices it.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Nonex View Post
    I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:

    Sudden Unbalance
    Instant
    Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
    Cycling
    When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
    The cycling is wayyyy too good. Un-blind counterbalance flippable K-grip + draw card for white OR green? Even though I'm extremely against counterbalance's dominance, you need this to cost at least more than k-grip, since it gives you draw a card and uncounterable (except for stifle).

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    Hey, its fun to design "real playable" cards.

    Heres the next try:

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 2 damage to target creature or 1 damage to target player.
    1/1
    Too good. This one takes out merfolk lords without them having to block.

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