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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Heres the final:

    Goblin Fanatic
    Legendary Creature - Goblin Hero
    First Strike, Protection from green
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    1/1
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Here's some cards I would want to see printed in the next set:

    Imperial Recruiter

    Creature — Human Advisor
    1/1
    When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

    Grim Tutor

    Sorcery
    Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. You lose 3 life.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Tutor would be ok, but Recruiter might be white now

    As it comes to reprints. I need a new framed Wasteland
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    Guardian of Relics
    Creature

    Artifacts you control have shroud.

    0/5

    Hippy Haters
    Creature

    When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target green creature with CMC 2 or less.

    2/1

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    Heres the final:

    Goblin Fanatic
    Creature - Goblin Hero
    First Strike
    Sacrifice Goblin Fanatic: Goblin Fanatic deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
    1/1
    more goblins? Aren't goblin decklists tight already?

    On Imperial Recruiter, didn't they just reprint Ruel?

    Back before Zendikar was printed, I wanted them to print an elf that does the exact thing Oracle of Mul Daya does but it only costed :1G: and was a 1/2

    I would love to see something like this:

    Merfolk Pseudo-lord :uu:

    Creature - Merfolk Wizard

    Merfolk creatures you control have "whenever this creature becomes a target of a spell or ability for the first time, counter that spell or ability"

    2/2

    I know, it's essentially a Kira but it's a merfolk Kira. I would also love to see a merfolk version of Cephalid Constable.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    ok next card :D

    Eeshas Sliver
    All Slivers have Protection from Creatures.
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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

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    I hope my suggestions aren't too broken:

    Sudden Unbalance
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    Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.
    Cycling
    When you cycle Sudden Unbalance, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
    Yes, good call. Card is so good and it would replace itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockout View Post
    Yes, good call. Card is so good and it would replace itself.
    Make it

    Btw:

    Stormdrake
    Creature - Drake
    Flying
    When Stormdrake enters the Battlefield look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    Make it
    Well, it looks better than Krosan Grip against Counterbalance, but I'm not so sure against other common targets, like Pernicious Deed or Engineered Explosives. It's almost useless against Sensei's Divining Top. Shouldn't cycling be enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nonex View Post
    Well, it looks better than Krosan Grip against Counterbalance, but I'm not so sure against other common targets, like Pernicious Deed or Engineered Explosives. It's almost useless against Sensei's Divining Top. Shouldn't cycling be enough?
    I mean normal CC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    Stormdrake
    Creature - Drake
    Flying
    When Stormdrake enters the Battlefield look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library.
    3/2
    Can it either draw a card or have Flash? Please?

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    New Sinkhole
    Sorcery
    Destroy target land.


    I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere
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    ... It feels like a bummer to spend so much time not talking about the game and more time arguing over whether Dega or Mardu is the better name for a three color deck you'll never see in Legacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey View Post
    As it comes to reprints. I need a new framed Wasteland
    Wasteland most definitely needs to be reprinted. Uncommon lands shouldn't cost 15 dollars. I don't think it'd mess with Standard at all, really, and it'd fit in great in Zendikar block. Other things that need reprints:

    - Chain Lightning: If Lightning Bolt is fine...
    - Stifle: Fits perfectly into the core set, such a simple and basic ability.
    - Mox Diamond or Chrome Mox: Make it a Mythic rare, watch noobs opening it go nuts.
    - Natural Order: Like Stifle, just a perfect "core set" card.
    - Exploration: See above, also helps new players remember the "Only one land per turn" rule.

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    Merfolk Pseudo-lord :uu:

    Creature - Merfolk Wizard

    Merfolk creatures you control have "whenever this creature becomes a target of a spell or ability for the first time, counter that spell or ability"

    2/2

    I know, it's essentially a Kira but it's a merfolk Kira. I would also love to see a merfolk version of Cephalid Constable.
    It's funny how, with all the lords, Merfolk are basically Slivers now. Except all in one color.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets View Post
    New Sinkhole
    Sorcery
    Destroy target land.

    I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere
    That means decks can play 8 Sinkholes...

    Actually, you know how you can get around the Reserved List?

    Collapse Land
    BB
    Sorcery (U)
    You can't put Collapse Land into your deck if you have any cards named Sinkhole in it.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Where are these?

    Aven Mentor
    Creature - Bird Wizard
    Flying Shroud
    Sacrifice a bird: Draw a Card
    1/3

    Blade of Wings
    Instant
    Remove target creature from the game, put a 1/1 white bird token into play.


    Aven Shenanigans
    Tribal instant- Bird
    you may remove a bird card from the game and pay a life instead of paying its mana cost
    Counter target spell and put 2 1/1 White and Blue Bird tokens into play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin Snowman View Post
    Can it either draw a card or have Flash? Please?
    No, because neither of those versions would have a snowball's chance in hell of getting printed at three mana. Considering we got a Hill Giant with cycling and without the ability to shuffle in Alara Reborn, this would probably cost two blue mana and be at least an uncommon if it were printed, if not even a rare.

    This isn't too unbalanced, I think (and I would absolutely love it):




    EDIT:
    Quote Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets View Post
    I shit you not. I can't play Pox because I can't find these freaking Sinkholes anywhere
    The scarcity is doing you a favor, then. Pox is fucking terrible.

    EDIT 2: Pretty please, Wizards?


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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by Aggro_zombies View Post

    Pox is fucking hilarious.
    Fix'd. If I'm playing a serious Legacy tournament, my Merfolk are almost finished. I won't complain about Force costing that much, because I'll be using it for non-semicasual playgroup purposes.
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    ... It feels like a bummer to spend so much time not talking about the game and more time arguing over whether Dega or Mardu is the better name for a three color deck you'll never see in Legacy.

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    Fixed Fanatic - - 1/1 Goblin

    Whenever Fixed Fanatic is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

    : Sacrifice Fixed Fanatic.


    Also, Grim Tutor.

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    Re: Cards you'd like to see WotC print for Eternal reasons

    If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

    Mogg Radical [R]
    Sacrifice Mogg Radical: Mogg Radical deals two damage divide between any number of target creatures or players.
    1/1

    That's slightly stronger than the original, actually, but pretty close to the original functionality (except that it can stop 3 x/1 attackers instead of just two).
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngryTroll View Post
    If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:

    Mogg Radical [R]
    Sacrifice Mogg Radical: Mogg Radical deals two damage divide between any number of target creatures or players.
    1/1

    That's slightly stronger than the original, actually, but pretty close to the original functionality (except that it can stop 3 x/1 attackers instead of just two).
    And it kills X/2 guys dead without having to attack or block into them? That's actually a lot better than the original in many ways.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets View Post
    Fix'd. If I'm playing a serious Legacy tournament, my Merfolk are almost finished. I won't complain about Force costing that much, because I'll be using it for non-semicasual playgroup purposes.
    Fair enough. I thought you were trying to build the deck for serious play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngryTroll View Post
    If people really want a fixed Fanatic, it looks something like this:
    I'm pretty sure the one I posted is the closest. In fact, I think it does everything that pre-M10 Fanatic did, and nothing more. And it's compact as hell.

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