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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    True-Name Nemesis fixed: The card should have been printed as is, but with the following text added (courtesy of Silvergill Adept): "As an additional cost to play True-Name Nemesis, reveal a Merfolk card from your hand or pay ". Maybe the number should be 2, whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicar in a tutu View Post
    True-Name Nemesis fixed: The card should have been printed as is, but with the following text added (courtesy of Silvergill Adept): "As an additional cost to play True-Name Nemesis, reveal a Merfolk card from your hand or pay "
    With that he could probably cost uu and be fine
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by apple713 View Post
    With that he could probably cost uu and be fine
    Wow, Merfolk-decks would be very powerful if they consistantly dropped a turn 2 True-Name, I think his casting cost should still be 1UU.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Two flashy human wizards. The first one is a new Magus (inspired by Hall of Gemstone), the second is a rewrite of another card I posted here on this thread, but this time it's white and has different wording, along with flash and 1 reduced power.

    Magus of the Gemstone
    Creature - Human Wizard
    Flash
    At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a color. Until end of turn, lands tapped for mana produce mana of the chosen color instead of any other color
    2/1

    Sisters of the Moongate
    Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
    Flash
    If a creature would enter the battlefield from its owner’s hand without being cast, exile it instead.
    2/1
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    Nice ones, I like the nostalgia (Gemstone dude) and usefulness (Sisters)!



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    Land - basic type basic type

    (Tap: Add one of the appropriate two colors.)

    Uncommon dual etbs tapped
    unless any player pays two life.

    Uncommon dual cannot be tapped
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    I raised my eyebrows a little when I saw the 3 CMC instant removal spell for creatures and lands. Pretty cool, but something about it seems more like Rakdos. Maybe it should be ? Oh, and while we're on the subject of a targeted landdestruction spell, here is my newest card:

    Emerald Aurora
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    When Emerald Aurora enters the battlefield, draw a card.
    Your lands have Hexproof.

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    Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a card with the same name and exile it. Until end of turn, you may play that spell.

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    Big Flaming Pringles Can
    Legendary Enchantment - Potato Shrine

    Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a card with the same name and exile it. Until end of turn, you may play that spell.

    "Pew pew pew pew pew!!" -- Jaya Ballard, to herself, every day
    Haha, epic!!

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Vicar in a tutu View Post
    I raised my eyebrows a little when I saw the 3 CMC instant removal spell for creatures and lands. Pretty cool, but something about it seems more like Rakdos. Maybe it should be ?
    nono, Selsnya. Green for LD, white for creature kill. Also, it's meant to finish the cycle of Mortify, Putrefy and Anythingify.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TsumiBand View Post
    Big Flaming Pringles Can
    Legendary Enchantment - Potato Shrine

    Whenever a spell you control deals damage to an opponent, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a card with the same name and exile it. Until end of turn, you may play that spell.

    "Pew pew pew pew pew!!" -- Jaya Ballard, to herself, every day
    Very cool! Here is a new one:

    Ripples of Death Phyrexian
    Enchantment
    (Phyrexian can be paid with either or 2 life.)
    All creatures gain Echo or 2 life (i.e. 1 black phyrexian mana)
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

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    Moated Tower
    land - Plains

    ~ etb tapped unless a sphinx
    creature card is in your
    command zone.

    Add W or U to your mana pool.
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    Polluted Lagoon
    land - Island

    ~ etb tapped unless a kraken
    creature card is in your
    command zone.

    Add U or B to your mana pool.
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    Graveyard of Dragons
    land - Swamp

    ~ etb tapped unless a dragon
    creature card is in your
    command zone.

    Add B or R to your mana pool.
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    Mountains of Might
    land - Mountain

    ~ etb tapped unless a titan
    creature card is in your
    command zone.

    Add R or G to your mana pool.
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    Last Fortress Standing
    land - Forest

    ~ etb tapped unless a wurm
    creature card is in your
    command zone.

    Add G or W to your mana pool.
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    ...speaking of which:

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    Whenever Dairdlagargladar goes to a
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    spell or effect controlled by your opponent,
    you may return it otb at eot.
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    Erratic Zeal
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    Each player has, "At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one -- Target creature you control gets +2/-2 until end of turn; or creatures you control get +2/-2 until end of turn."

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    I fail to see how that would be playable in any contructed format honestly.

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    Goblin Chef 1R

    Creature- Goblin

    When Gobin Chef enters the battlefield search
    your library for 5 goblin cards and put them on
    top of your library in a random order.

    Sac: Add 3 red mana to your mana pool, use
    this only to cast creature spells.

    2/1

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    Museion, Palace of Auras
    Legendary Enchantment Land
    T: Add to your mana pool.
    ,T: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.

    Corrupt Relic
    Enchantment - Aura
    Enchant artifact
    The owner of the enchanted artifact must discard a card at random at the beginning of his or her upkeep.
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    Sunken Grove
    Land - Forest
    T: add g to your mana pool
    T: add u to your mana pool. Play this abiliity only if you control an island

    Grassy Knoll
    Land - Plains
    T: add w to your mana pool
    T: add g to your mana pool, activate only if you control a forest

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    Ejhug, the Mediator
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    As Ejhug, the Mediator enters the battlefield, accord a number with an opponent. Ejhug, the Mediator enters the battlefield with an amount of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the accorded number, and that opponent draws cards equal to half that number, rounded up.
    0/0

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    Ghostly Consultation
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    Land - Forest Mountain

    If this is tapped for mana, if you don't control a Forest or a Mountain, this produces instead of any other type.

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