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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Orb of Denial
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    As Orb of Denial enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
    The named card can’t be cast.
    If the named card would enter the battlefield, exile it instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barook View Post
    Orb of Denial
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    As Orb of Denial enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.
    The named card can’t be cast.
    If the named card would enter the battlefield, exile it instead.
    That card is way over powered. It does what white normally does for 2 white, but for colorless. AND it both prevents it from being cast, it also exiles if it manages to enter play. I could see this card at 4 colorless, but even then it would be a must play in any prison deck.

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    1R
    Ambush Squad
    Human Rogue
    Haste
    If Ambush Squad enters play during your main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase after this main phase.
    2/1

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    1R
    Ambush Squad
    Human Rogue
    Haste
    If Ambush Squad enters play during your main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase after this main phase.
    2/1
    So the point is to attack and then play him in MP2 to recur the attack step with some Vigilance creature, then try and flicker this guy and repeat as many times as you can? Neat.
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    Magus of the Top - 1
    Artifact Creature - Samurai
    1: Look at the top 3 cards of your library and put them back in any order.
    Tap: Draw a card then place Magus of the Top on top of your library.
    0/1



    Too soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tittliewinks22 View Post
    Magus of the Top - 1
    Artifact Creature - Samurai
    1: Look at the top 3 cards of your library and put them back in any order.
    Tap: Draw a card then place Magus of the Top on top of your library.
    0/1
    Magus has to be a wizard. Should also be a colored creature. Otherwise, it's probably fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateKing View Post
    So the point is to attack and then play him in MP2 to recur the attack step with some Vigilance creature, then try and flicker this guy and repeat as many times as you can? Neat.
    Inspired by the 'haste creature second main' thread on reddit. Not sure there are any easy ways to break it.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Tittliewinks22 View Post
    Magus of the Top - 1
    Artifact Creature - Samurai
    1: Look at the top 3 cards of your library and put them back in any order.
    Tap: Draw a card then place Magus of the Top on top of your library.
    0/1
    Agree it should be a Wizard, but; being a creature opens the removal options, and summoning sickness means it can't protect itself from an immediate response. Seems good, well done.

    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Inspired by the 'haste creature second main' thread on reddit. Not sure there are any easy ways to break it.
    I can't think of any 'infinite' combos, but something like attacking with Batterskull, play this, attack with Batterskull, play Restoration Angel, flicker this, attack with Batterskull, pass turn. Seems like a fun card.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rufus View Post
    Magus has to be a wizard. Should also be a colored creature. Otherwise, it's probably fine.
    Disagree that the creature should be colored. The whole reason top was great, RIP, is it's ease of use among any deck (except null rod/stony silence.dec). Making it colored (let me guess, blue?) would make it wretched.

    Top wouldn't have been fixed by making it a color.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Ravage
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    Destroy target nonbasic land.


    I also like that Magus, that's not bad. Maybe have it only dig two cards deep, however.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Senpai's Revealing Top 1
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    When Senpai's Revealing Top get printed, ban Brainstorm in legacy and unban Sensei's Divining Top.
    Divine justice.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ahg113 View Post
    Disagree that the creature should be colored. The whole reason top was great, RIP, is it's ease of use among any deck (except null rod/stony silence.dec). Making it colored (let me guess, blue?) would make it wretched.

    Top wouldn't have been fixed by making it a color.
    I agree it doesn't have to be colored, but it does need to have type Wizard. Magus is a Wizard title, so like Etched Oracle.
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    Flametounge Pup
    1R Kavu 2/1
    When Flametounge Pup enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by rabidw0lf View Post
    Flametounge Pup
    1R Kavu 2/1
    When Flametounge Pup enters the battlefield it deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
    This gave me a great idea

    Flametongue Jackal R
    Creature - Hound
    When ~ ETB, deal 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to you.
    2/1

    It's unplayable T1 on the play, but on the draw against deathrite or delver it's amazing.

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by DarthVicious View Post
    Ravage
    Sorcery
    Destroy target nonbasic land.
    -Would love if they made this card.

    And I thought of a name for a card before the effect. (Which got me thinking, how do most people here think of cards? Effect first then work backwards?)

    Static progress
    Enchantment.

    Permanents do not untap. Pay 3 life to untap a permanent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moosedog View Post
    And I thought of a name for a card before the effect. (Which got me thinking, how do most people here think of cards? Effect first then work backwards?)

    Static progress
    Enchantment.

    Permanents do not untap. Pay 3 life to untap a permanent.
    Needs an upkeep cost

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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Moosedog View Post
    And I thought of a name for a card before the effect. (Which got me thinking, how do most people here think of cards? Effect first then work backwards?)

    Static progress
    Enchantment.

    Permanents do not untap. Pay 3 life to untap a permanent.
    Shouldn't a "Pay Life" mechanic be instead of ?
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    I kinda wish BR was more of a thing. I think mixing the two for some form of newer moon effect would be alright. Something like a mix between Magus and Contamination.

    Mana Virus BR
    Creature - Ooze
    Nonbasic lands are Swamp Mountains.
    2/1

    Makes it easy to kill for most decks and comes down earlier than normal. Much worse against Combo than normal, but pretty ok for manascrew. It's also devilishly difficult for Blue decks to cast without hosing themselves since it takes two off colors and casting it on curve means you wouldn't have U without DRS.
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Stoneforge Paladin
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    Creature - Kor Artificer
    When ~ comes into play, you may search your library for an equipment card and put it onto the battlefield.
    1/2
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    Re: Obligatory shitty card creation thread

    Actually another BR dood I'd love to see:

    Malice Elemental - BR1
    Creature - Elemental
    First strike
    If a player would gain life, they instead lose that much life.
    Damage cannot be prevented.
    3/1

    That'd eat some true names, be grand against D&T/BSK/Grisel/etc, and seems fine-ish. 3/1 is a little aggressive.


    EDIT:
    Maybe a gravehater:

    Perpetual Agony BR
    Enchantment
    Whenever a card is put into a graveyard deal 1 damage to target player.

    Not only gravehate for dredge, but makes a pinger deck out of wastelands, fetchlands, etc. Kill cards do a net 2 to the dome in general.
    Yet, the whole thing dies to RiP.
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    Wrong. Gideon Emblem protect you from losing and you can even open your binder and slam some cards on the board, not even the HJ can DQ you now.

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