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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

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    Just amusing because

    Ponders has joined the game.
    Ponders has loaded a deck with 15 sideboard cards (8l5uam4e).
    Ponders is ready to start the game.

    ahg113 plays Lightning Bolt from his hand.
    ahg113 places 1 green counter(s) on Monastery Mentor (now 1).
    Ponders plays Misdirection from his hand.
    Ponders exiles Trickbind from his hand.
    Ponders points from his Misdirection to ahg113's Lightning Bolt.
    Ponders points from ahg113's Lightning Bolt to ahg113's Monastery Mentor.
    ahg113 taps Swamp.
    ahg113 taps Plains.
    ahg113 plays Zealous Persecution from his hand.
    Ponders has conceded the game.
    [22:18:36]  Ponders: w/e
    Ponders has left the game.

    Zealous Persecution is so OP, just wins games outright.
    Love how it's Ponders who leaves in a rage...
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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    bracer028 points from their Swan Song to Cid's Sigil of the Empty Throne.
    bracer028 exiles Swan Song from the stack.
    [16:58:35]  Cid: swang song
    indeed?
    [16:58:40]  bracer028: hell yea
    Cid exiles Sigil of the Empty Throne from the stack.
    [16:58:45]  Cid: ok
    c u noob

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    [22:53:38]  khomatech: respond to first sac
    hold your horses
    since when is this a tier deck by the way
    sac your artifact
    [22:53:55]  ar123: its tier 1.5 lol
    [22:54:01]  khomatech: according to who?
    [22:54:11]  ar123: the creture heavy meta?
    [22:54:14]  khomatech: what?
    [22:54:36]  ar123: this ddeck shits on every tier and 2 list
    [22:54:44]  khomatech: i dont think you know what tiers mean
    [22:54:54]  ar123: sadly i do being a sponserd player


    khomatech: im sorry, which tier deck is this by the way?
    cause im not sure
    [23:04:47]  Noxae: ub control
    with fatal push
    [23:04:55]  khomatech: where is that considered a tier deck
    [23:05:10]  Noxae: in my country it is

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    So I am trying to work out what this thread is for. Seems to me it's mostly for advertising, troubleshooting and networking on the Cockatirce program. Seems someone decided to use it as his own personal pulpit from which to wave his dick around. New rule, if you want to masterbate over your own greatness, win a fucking GP. If you want to just look really good in front of your mates, I suggest Facebook. If you want to network, help others with issues on this program or occasionally share something funny feel free to use this thread.

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    Does Cockatrice require gamepacks?


    Also, is this the proper link for cockatrice currently?

    I've been away from the game for a while... Didn't know there was an unbanned version of cockatrice available.
    Originally Posted by Forbiddian

    "Drawing it consistently" is a joke. It doesn't matter whether you have 10 copies or 1 copy. Some games you'll start with it. Some games you'll start without it
    .

    I'm thoroughly convinced that talking to you morons kills braincells. Your parent's should have been sterilized.

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    https://cockatrice.github.io

    Just responded in the other thread. That should be what you need. Will update op.
    It is better to ask and look stupid then keep your mouth shut and remain so.
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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    The program can't start because MSVCP120.dll is missing from your computer :/
    Originally Posted by Forbiddian

    "Drawing it consistently" is a joke. It doesn't matter whether you have 10 copies or 1 copy. Some games you'll start with it. Some games you'll start without it
    .

    I'm thoroughly convinced that talking to you morons kills braincells. Your parent's should have been sterilized.

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    It is better to ask and look stupid then keep your mouth shut and remain so.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spam View Post
    Do not make fun of lands masters, they've spent many years mastering the punishing fire technique in the secret loam monastery. Do not mistake them with the miracles masters, eternal rivals, they won't like it.
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    I hope your afterlife is filled with eternal torment.
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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    Ok... I got the program up and running... Now does anybody have all the info for an active server?

    I'm apparently not doing it right :/
    Originally Posted by Forbiddian

    "Drawing it consistently" is a joke. It doesn't matter whether you have 10 copies or 1 copy. Some games you'll start with it. Some games you'll start without it
    .

    I'm thoroughly convinced that talking to you morons kills braincells. Your parent's should have been sterilized.

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    It is better to ask and look stupid then keep your mouth shut and remain so.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spam View Post
    Do not make fun of lands masters, they've spent many years mastering the punishing fire technique in the secret loam monastery. Do not mistake them with the miracles masters, eternal rivals, they won't like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by DarthVicious View Post
    I hope your afterlife is filled with eternal torment.
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    Fuck. Which one of my quotes do I drop for this?
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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    Ok, I was already looking at them... I sent them a message through their 'contact us' section... Is there another, more streamlined, way to register?
    Originally Posted by Forbiddian

    "Drawing it consistently" is a joke. It doesn't matter whether you have 10 copies or 1 copy. Some games you'll start with it. Some games you'll start without it
    .

    I'm thoroughly convinced that talking to you morons kills braincells. Your parent's should have been sterilized.

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    No idea. This is new to me.
    It is better to ask and look stupid then keep your mouth shut and remain so.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spam View Post
    Do not make fun of lands masters, they've spent many years mastering the punishing fire technique in the secret loam monastery. Do not mistake them with the miracles masters, eternal rivals, they won't like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by DarthVicious View Post
    I hope your afterlife is filled with eternal torment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dice_Box View Post
    Fuck. Which one of my quotes do I drop for this?
    Quote Originally Posted by DarthVicious View Post
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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    - Playing vs. Elves, I have a Chalice for 1 on the board
    - He has a Nettle Sentinel in play, plays another one from hand, and says "ok?"
    - I say "ok" thinking he just wants to untap the one in play
    - He proceeds to put it into play
    - I say "no, it gets countered"
    - "no u forgot the trigger"
    - "No, it's a mandatory trigger and I didn't forget"

    Forgot to save the log and he kicked me right afterwards, but wow, the level of grime in a casual online game is unreal. I couldn't tell if he was trolling or actually thinks that would work in tournament...
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    Ya, your such an amazing player iOwn (should be changed to iPwn FTW) you surpass me with your amazing chalice 1 skillzorz

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    Re: Official Cockatrice thread

    Just to have for prosperity. I don't mind being called sloppy if deserved, and math, especially simple addition, is hard. But a cheat, that I am not.

    [01:27:44] ahg113 puts Faithless Looting from the stack into their graveyard.
    [01:27:52] ahg113 sets counter r to 1 (-1).
    [01:27:52] ahg113 sets counter r to 0 (-1).
    [01:27:55] ahg113 plays Seething Song from their hand.
    [01:27:56] ahg113 sets counter storm to 6 (+1).
    [01:27:59] ahg113 sets counter r to 1 (+1).
    [01:27:59] ahg113 sets counter r to 2 (+1).
    [01:27:59] ahg113 sets counter r to 3 (+1).
    [01:27:59] ahg113 sets counter r to 4 (+1).
    [01:28:00] ahg113 sets counter r to 5 (+1).
    [01:28:02]  mindlessrobottim: yep
    [01:28:02] ahg113 puts Seething Song from the stack into their graveyard.
    [01:28:05] ahg113 sets counter r to 4 (-1).
    [01:28:05] ahg113 sets counter r to 3 (-1).
    [01:28:08] ahg113 plays Bonus Round from their hand.
    [01:28:09] ahg113 sets counter storm to 7 (+1).
    [01:28:38]  mindlessrobottim: ok
    [01:28:38] ahg113 puts Bonus Round from the stack into their graveyard.
    [01:28:38] ahg113 plays Lion's Eye Diamond from their hand.
    [01:28:40]  mindlessrobottim: k
    [01:28:43] ahg113 puts Lion's Eye Diamond into play from the stack.
    [01:28:44] ahg113 sets counter storm to 8 (+1).
    [01:28:48] ahg113 sets counter r to 2 (-1).
    [01:28:49] ahg113 sets counter r to 1 (-1).
    [01:28:50] ahg113 plays Seething Song from their hand.
    [01:28:51]  mindlessrobottim: k
    [01:28:52] ahg113 sets counter storm to 9 (+1).
    [01:28:54] ahg113 sets counter r to 2 (+1).
    [01:28:54] ahg113 sets counter r to 3 (+1).
    [01:28:54] ahg113 sets counter r to 4 (+1).
    [01:28:54] ahg113 sets counter r to 5 (+1).
    [01:28:54] ahg113 sets counter r to 6 (+1).
    [01:28:55] ahg113 sets counter r to 7 (+1).
    [01:28:55] ahg113 sets counter r to 8 (+1).
    [01:28:55] ahg113 sets counter r to 9 (+1).
    [01:28:55] ahg113 sets counter r to 10 (+1).
    [01:28:56] ahg113 sets counter r to 11 (+1).
    [01:29:07] ahg113 puts Seething Song from the stack into their graveyard.
    [01:29:07]  mindlessrobottim: waiot
    [01:29:07] ahg113 taps Lion's Eye Diamond.
    [01:29:07]  mindlessrobottim: where'd the mana come from to cast it
    you only had one floating right
    and medalion makes 2
    where 3 come from
    [01:29:31]  ahg113: i had 5 in pool
    [01:29:34]  mindlessrobottim: ...
    you added 10
    [01:29:38]  ahg113: cast bonus round for 2
    [01:29:43]  mindlessrobottim: so 11-10 =1
    [01:29:54]  ahg113: had three remaining
    [01:29:56]  mindlessrobottim: a
    na
    i was watching you
    cheating me on teh last seething song
    your current mana
    gives you away
    [01:30:20] mindlessrobottim has left the game (player left the game).

    And then, because I wouldn't be satisfied without vindication-


    [01:31:14]  ahg113: i'm reading through the script, i don't think i cheated, i'll concede the game if i did though
    but with a song out, two for bonus round, two for seething song
    [01:31:27]  mindlessrobottim: i know you didn't intentionally
    [01:31:28]  ahg113: 1 left in pool
    plus 10 mana equals 11
    i had two seething songs, one pre bonus round, the second post bonus round
    [01:32:09]  mindlessrobottim: yes, and the 2nd one you had 1 mana floating and cast it
    presumably with that one mana
    and ruby medalion
    [01:32:20]  ahg113: no, the one mana was what was left after casting it
    [01:32:36]  mindlessrobottim: ok i apologize
    i didn
    't mean to give you a bad tiem
    have better games
    [01:33:04]  ahg113: 5 from song in pool, -2 for bonus round (ruby aid), 3 left in pool, -2 from seething song (ruby aid), 1 left in pool, seething song resolves, 11 in pool
    no worries, take care
    i'd rather be sloppy than cheating is all
    [01:34:09]  mindlessrobottim: probably not even sloppy. just a bit too quick and i got confused
    not a deck i see every day



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