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    "WTF is this card" thread

    1. Come up with a way to use a previously mentioned card profitably.
    2. Name/Link a card that is goofy or unique and does not have obvious uses to you. No Gray Ogres!

    Since this is the first post, I'll just name a card.

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    If he is in superior strength, evade him.
    If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him.
    Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.
    If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.
    If his forces are united, separate them.
    Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected."

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Play it in a color hosers deck. Use Manipulate Fate to remove inefffective ones o you don't draw them.

    How about Guided Passage
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    I think I remember someone once used Guided Passage as a tutor for the only creature in the deck. With the added bonus of also getting a land and a spell.
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    Dwarven Pony!

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TheInfamousBearAssassin View Post
    Dwarven Pony!

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    Just wait 'til I hardcast Phage the Untouchable, make her a dwarf with Mirror Entity, Blood Moon your dual lands, and swing for the win. Just wait. And don't do anything.

    In other news, Starke of Rath
    "If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him.
    If he is in superior strength, evade him.
    If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him.
    Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.
    If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.
    If his forces are united, separate them.
    Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected."

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    In other news, Starke of Rath
    Works great with Fade Away in UR Stax!

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Control type card to suppress burn decks. It's like having an extra 30 life or so. Not like control cares how much life the opponent has anyway.


    Tahngarth's Glare I really have no clue what you could use this for. You try to mess them up, but then decide that's mean and you should let them screw up your draws too. Ok...

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    False Memories Food for tombstalker!? Meh!

    Whats the card that lets you unmorph an opponets creature?
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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    well Defiant Elf

    However i like One with Nothing. Even reanimator i know does not have a clue how to use such thing :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahcmai View Post
    Tahngarth's Glare I really have no clue what you could use this for. You try to mess them up, but then decide that's mean and you should let them screw up your draws too. Ok...
    In casual, it's a fun way to mess up with an opponent who just Personal Tutor'd or Cruel Tutor'd or Jace +0'd..

    One with Nothing, a poor man's LED in dredge or possibly in Alix Hatfield's new Vengevival combo.

    A friend handed me his collection awhile back and just the sight of Goblin Ski Patrol annoyed me ever since, WTF:

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    that gobbo is the shit in berserk stompy.

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    What about Camouflage or Raging River? These are awesome.

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    I like how people can't follow the rules of something that's relatively simple.
    Deep Water could be used to run Cryptic Command in decks that run Tombs and Cities.
    Oh, and One with Nothing is really, really good in Hive Mind Combo. your opponent's copy will resolve first, then you can play a pact before yours resolves.
    And you can use Erosion with Mana Vortex and some bounce spells and Crucible of Worlds.
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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Sevryn View Post
    In other news, Starke of Rath
    Not as bad as it seems in the correct Survival build.

    What about Word of Command?

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Nonex View Post
    Not as bad as it seems in the correct Survival build.

    What about Word of Command?
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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Pastorofmuppets View Post
    Deep Water could be used to run Cryptic Command in decks that run Tombs and Cities.
    oh.
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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by anonymos View Post
    How about Guided Passage
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    Sorrow's Path
    Donate + Icy Manipulator/Twiddle effects. Or combo with Vigor.

    Great Wall
    Possibly the most useless card in existence?

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    Re: "WTF is this card" thread

    Sorrow's Path was the people in R&D forgetting that people want cards they play to benefit them.

    Great Wall, as people are so fast to forget, is part of a cycle of "Creatures lose walk ability" Its just that Plainswalk is rare.

    How about Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper? Four drawbacks for one extra mana? Why? They should have known better.
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