There any nerds down yonder? Any nerd stores?

A near-future career move may bring me to the area and I'm looking for fringe benefits. It's pretty nice when a town has its own entrance music, but I'm interested in the cookie cutter camaraderie afforded by sweaty fat guys who play cards.

And, of course, if any of you have any under-six sisters or cousins, please let me know*.

*no kids or ex-husbands please