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    I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    I guess being a casual, theory-crafting Johnny that never actually plays has finally paid off. Since this is my main Magic board I'll may as well reveal it to the good folks here.

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    So, where is it? Not so fast, jackass. Just like Sam Fisher says in the book Starship Troopers; "Something given has no value."

    I will do this in exchange; describe to me your burning desire to have a front row seat at the grand unveiling, what crime you would commit or secrets unveil to have such forbidden knowledge, or why I shouldn't post this at over Reddit, or God Forgive, MTGSalvation -- give us your crazy conspiracies on what you think it may be (Aliens) or just tell me that I'm an asshole and I suck at magic (and that my posts suck too). Either way, fire away!

    P.S This in NOT a troll
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    You have 7 win conditions... 7. I can probably beat you to death with the token you're giving me from Beast Within before you stick a win-con.

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    Re: I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    I am so confused.

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    Everyone look at me, I like attention, too!

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    Re: I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    Come on guys, let's make this an event. Y'know, like the iPhone. A thread for the ages. I'm no Steve Jobs (I can actually metabolize protein) but we'll make due.
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    You have 7 win conditions... 7. I can probably beat you to death with the token you're giving me from Beast Within before you stick a win-con.

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    Re: I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    Legendary Troll. 10/10.

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    Re: I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    Fetchlands.

    Oh wait I no... Fetchlands AND Brainstorm?
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    If you have 3 mana and 2 draws and can't win through bullshit permanents, you are mentally deficient and probably want to examine a game with less thought. I recommend Lawn Darts.

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    Fetchlands.

    Oh wait I no... Fetchlands AND Brainstorm?
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    land tax?
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    Re: I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    Bruticus your post sucks plus your an asshole and your bad at magic.

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    Re: I've found the hidden treasures of Zendikar.

    What the fuck are you talking about?
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    My friend will get naked in Trafalgar Square if this group gets 1.000.000 likes! *

    * For Twitter, Facebook and forums monitoring spooks; this is a joke. Don't arrest me or my imaginary friend.

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