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    ಠ_ಠ Magic: The Movie

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    Better have Nicholas Cage, that's all I'm saying.

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    I hope they get Tyler Perry to help.
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    I don't envy the guy tasked with turning a fucking card game into a filmable script. Well, actually I do because he's going to get paid a shitload of money for his work, but you know what I mean.

    The biggest thing this movie will have going for it will probably be the lowest baseline expectations since Battleship.
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    Inquisitive slightly burnt out from el pulvo Christian Slater FTW.


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    Starring Samuel L Jackson as Karn.

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    LMao.

    And as much as I would like the idea of an MTG movie I just can't help but think they're going to fuck up the execution.
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    This should be a disaster. I predict bad reviews devalue my Alpha Lotus.

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    I'll wait for Shia LaBeouf to be announced as Jace. Then I'll forever ignore the existence of this film.
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    I just hope they create a new character as lead for the movie. I'm pretty tired of Jace at this point. Dude's been everywhere the past few years.

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    Dwayne Johnson as GaRock.

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    I'd freak out if they use talentless hype-actors for known Walkers. God forbid they use Pattinson for Jace or shit.

    Would have to sell my cards the moment anyone could refer to me as the "guy, playing that Robert Pattinson card game"

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    There seems like there's been a lot of good back story/lore to MTG over the years. I could see something about Urza and Mishra being made into a movie that's not bad. It seems much more likely that this is a cash grab by Hasbro and will closer resemble a 2hr Jace commercial.

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