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    "retard.dec"

    Thought I'd post a funny Cockatrice transcript of a game I just played, mainly to immortalize this class act of an opponent.

    Damn, some people are salty biscuits.

    13NoVa taps Sol Ring.
    13NoVa taps Tundra.
    13NoVa untaps Tundra.
    13NoVa untaps Sol Ring.
    13NoVa taps Tolarian Academy.
    13NoVa sets counter u to 1 (+1).
    13NoVa sets counter u to 2 (+1).
    13NoVa taps Sensei's Divining Top.
    13NoVa draws 1 card(s).
    13NoVa puts Sensei's Divining Top from play on top of his library.
    13NoVa taps Sol Ring.
    13NoVa taps Tundra.
    13NoVa plays Force of Will from his hand.
    13NoVa sets counter u to 1 (-1).
    13NoVa sets counter u to 0 (-1).
    Finglonger taps Flooded Strand.
    Finglonger puts Flooded Strand from play into his graveyard.
    Finglonger sets counter life to 18 (-1).
    Finglonger is looking at his library.
    Finglonger puts Volcanic Island into play from library.
    Finglonger stops looking at his library.
    Finglonger shuffles his library.
    Finglonger taps Volcanic Island.
    Finglonger plays Spell Pierce from his hand.
    [10:22:43]  13NoVa: lol
    sure
    13NoVa puts Force of Will from the stack into his graveyard.
    Finglonger puts Spell Pierce from the stack into his graveyard.
    Finglonger points from his Dack Fayden to 13NoVa's Sol Ring.
    Finglonger places 1 green counter(s) on Dack Fayden (now 1).
    [10:23:04]  13NoVa: lol dumb ******; nice draws with retard.dec
    stupid cocksucker

    You have been kicked out of the game.
    Last edited by Kyle; 08-01-2015 at 08:21 PM. Reason: Edited for brevity (and levity)
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    Re: "retard.dec"

    tl;dr

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    Re: "retard.dec"

    Quote Originally Posted by barcode View Post
    tl;dr
    Hahah!


    Yeah, that was awful... like reading computer code.
    But the way it is now is worse!

    There was a mildly amusing story leading up to the rage-boot.
    He probed you, saw the REB, and gave you shit for it. Later the REB was useful. Pretty sure you blind-flipped your Delver.


    If you still have the script, keep all the dialogue and interesting actions (like the fight over Gush). If you're ambitious you can add
    color to differentiate between the two of you.


    Like this:

    13NoVa taps Sensei's Divining Top.
    13NoVa draws 1 card(s).
    13NoVa puts Sensei's Divining Top from play on top of his library.
    13NoVa plays Force of Will from his hand.
    Finglonger plays Spell Pierce from his hand.
    [10:22:43] 13NoVa: lol
    sure

    Finglonger points from his Dack Fayden to 13NoVa's Sol Ring.
    [10:23:04] 13NoVa: lol dumb ******; nice draws with retard.dec
    stupid cocksucker

    You have been kicked out of the game.
    Last edited by Ace/Homebrew; 06-18-2015 at 09:51 AM.

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    Re: "retard.dec"

    I want to ambush this guy with Beltcher... But I would never put down Shops.
    It is better to ask and look stupid then keep your mouth shut and remain so.
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    Do not make fun of lands masters, they've spent many years mastering the punishing fire technique in the secret loam monastery. Do not mistake them with the miracles masters, eternal rivals, they won't like it.
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    I hope your afterlife is filled with eternal torment.
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    Fuck. Which one of my quotes do I drop for this?
    Quote Originally Posted by DarthVicious View Post
    Something about how fun it is pulling the wings off flies and microwaving the neighbors cat?

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