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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by FourDogsinaHorseSuit View Post
    If you want me to not hang out with you anymore, please be an adult and say so instead of punching my sandwich like an asshole.
    The alternative is that he punch your asshole like a sandwich.


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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace/Homebrew View Post
    The alternative is that he punch your asshole like a sandwich.

    Damn. That is A LOT of mayo.
    Quote Originally Posted by TsumiBand View Post
    It's like arguing your way out of a speeding ticket by saying "it's not like I'm wearing oven mitts, officer."
    Twenty Kavus and a Dream is NOT a Legacy deck.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace/Homebrew View Post
    The alternative is that he punch your asshole like a sandwich.

    Asshole punch, like sandwich punch, but twice the butt-hurt!

    (seriously, i hadn't heard of this until today)
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Safety View Post
    Look at the bright side, if Legacy becomes like Vintage all of us old dudes can get together, drink whiskey, and smoke cigars while we play the gentleman's format. Like an MtG speak-easy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lav Dafka View Post
    I kept hearing random people around the room saying "manaless dredge!" like a sort of "hide your wives and your daughters, grab your pitchforks, say your prayers, the Beast is back" reaction.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    No punching at all.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by CptHaddock View Post
    Portal and Fallout 3 are ancient now?

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Where's quake sit on here? :(
    -rob

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    I mean, it's a meme that assumes you want to be the joker. If course it was made by someone who thinks 2008 was before the modern era.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    We get sh&#^*t done.
    How many letters do they think "shit" has? My brain reads this as "we get sherbet done"
    Quote Originally Posted by Dissection View Post
    Creature type - 'Fuck you mooooooom'
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    EDIT: Tsumi, you are silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TsumiBand View Post
    How many letters do they think "shit" has? My brain reads this as "we get sherbet done"
    I mean, sherbet is delicious. I do get sherbet done.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by mistercakes View Post
    Where's quake sit on here? :(
    That's the joke. It's a meme designed to trigger anybody older than 14 years old by assuming video games didn't exist prior to 2006.
    It's just a grenade you throw into a room to make everyone scream Quake! and Tribes! and CS1.6!
    And then at best you've associated yourself with a group pf people that need punctuated speech to advise whether or not to be messed with.
    Quote Originally Posted by GreatWhale View Post
    Gross, other formats. I puked in my mouth a little.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by ThatDeleuzeGuy View Post
    I want to play as close to possible a 100% reactive deck that also approached 0% variance in how it played. I want to play magic with as little variance as possible. Also had a foiled out miracles deck that was an investment of about 6 grand that is now nearly worthless.
    Quote Originally Posted by Secretly.A.Bee View Post
    My original post did that.

    I'd love to have a battle of wits with you but I see you lack the necessary equipment.

    Good day.

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Quote Originally Posted by CptHaddock View Post
    https://twitter.com/MishrasFotoshop/...79480297668608

    Mishra's Fotoshop nailed the response pretty well.
    Currently working on: Infinity Stompy

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    Re: The current state of Magic

    Pat Cox was also pretty savage:


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