My wife will only play magic if the cards have cute art on them. She wanted me to build her a deck filled with cute animals.
Over 100,000 cards and Ive found a grand total of two that have cute art.
Bear Cub from Portal
And
Might of Oaks from Urzas.
Come on Wizards, you're missing out on a major demographic here!
Update 1:
See Wizards. I am not alone here.
Update 2:
Finally. Thank you. Exactly the kind of art we need a lot more of if we want more women MTG players. But is it too much to ask that you guys also make the cute cards atleast somewhat playable?
Any reason that it couldn't have cost 1G, or instead been a 2/1 uncommon that makes a 3/3 wolf mom token? Art this cute deserves to see play. And 0/1 doesn't exactly sound Ferocious. A 0/1 is basically only useful as a chump blocker. And you guys are sick monsters if you think that's all that wolf cubs are useful for!
Couldn't you guys have used this art for Nightpack Ambusher so that it would have wound up on a competitive card atleast?
So my wife is still stuck with a deck that has cute art like she wanted, but that is utter trash and basically incapable of winning games against even pauper decks.
Last edited by Captain Hammer; 06-21-2019 at 11:23 AM.
There's the Hyalopterous Lemure which has a story about lemur vs lemure.
Bouncing Beebles, Harmless Offering, Blessed Spirits, that's all I got
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My wife thinks goblins are cute, especially with their flavor text.
Lands, MUD, Stax, and Miracles.
Brushwagg
Filigree Familiar
Waiting in the Weeds
The Kithkin Knights were kinda cute...
Knight of Meadowgrain
Springjack Knight
Thistledown Liege
Yeah I guess I will build her a Kithkin deck and hope they are sufficiently cute.
Its a shame we dont have more cute cards though, enough to make a cute squirell deck or something
Cub needs to be a creature type. So we can build a deck consisting entirely of deck bear cubs, tiger cubs, panda cubs etc
judge's familiar
arcane flight
mistbind clique and generally all faeries from lorwyin / morningtide I guess. there is probably somthing to do with flyers and disruption via counterspells :)
counterspell in it's alpha printing is cute no?
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I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down;
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You could always make a Kobolds deck! That way she doesn't have to worry about things like tapping mana or... a chance at winning.
Chub Toad...?
That's hilarious. My wife said the same. I was optimistic about a Squirrel tribal deck and then she said they are not cute but aggressive, because they have red eyes.
Probably she saw Chatter of the Squirrel
She had enough of Magic since then :-/
We definitively need more cuteness, if want more women to play the game.
From recent sets I can remember Thriving Grubs and Ruin Rat as noticeably cute
Absolutely.
Many of the cards posted here are only cute in an ugly, hideous sort of way.
We need a Panda tribal deck stat Wizards. That would be supremely popular, I assure you.
Or atleast draw squirrels more like on Urzas Might of Oaks and less like on chatter of the squirrels or hermit druid. What a wasted opportunity that was.
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