I've wanted to build a proper Aristocrats deck for a while, and the reprinting of Shirei and the associated drop in foil prices made it seem like an obvious time to put together a new deck.

Commander: Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker

Blood Pet
Carrion Feeder
Fume Spitter
Hope of Ghirapur
Martyr of Bones
Plagued Rusalka
Viscera Seer
Abyssal Gatekeeper
Blood Artist
Doomed Dissenter
Myr Retriever
Mesmeric Fiend
Tattered Mummy
Zulaport Cutthroat
Big Game Hunter
Bone Shredder
Bottle Gnomes
Cadaver Imp
Corrosive Mentor
Pilgrim's Eye
Soot Imp
Weaponcraft Enthusiast
Mindless Automaton
Pitiless Plunderer
Marionette Master

Bontu the Glorified
Yahenni, Undying Partisan
Falkenrath Noble
Sifter of Skulls
Sadistic Hypnotist
Sidisi, Undead Vizier
Harvester of Souls

Attrition
Hero's Downfall
Damnation
Ritual of Soot
In Garruk's Wake
Grave Pact
Dictate of Erebos

Sensei's Divining Top
Necropotence
Read the Bones
Reprocess
Entomb
Vampiric Tutor
Demonic Tutor
Diabolic Intent

Mind Slash
Phyrexian Altar
Open the Graves
Torment of Hailfire

Phyrexian Reclamation
Malevolent Awakening

Lightning Greaves
Ring of Xathrid
Swiftfoot Boots
Darksteel Plate

Mana Vault
Sol Ring
Coldsteel Heart
Jet Medallion
Unstable Obelisk
Hedron Archive

Bojuka Bog
Cabal Coffers
Cabal Stronghold
High Market
Myriad Landscape
Phyrexian Tower
Scrying Sheets
Thawing Glaciers
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Volrath's Stronghold
26 Snow-Covered Swamp

There are a couple of quirks about Shirei worth mentioning:

1) Shirei has to live the entire turn in order to bring your minions back. Even if he dies but is then brought back within the same turn, his trigger will not go off because he is considered a new object.

2) Shirei only cares about the power of your creatures when they died and does not check their power again while they are in the graveyard. If you have a way to shrink your own creatures, he will revive men with 2+ power provided they died with power 1 or less.

Like I said, I wanted to build an Aristocrats deck but did not want to shell out for 20+ Shadowborn Apostles and build that nonsense, so here we are. I've gotten a few games with this deck under my belt and it is hilarious and fun but not very powerful, mostly because of Shirei's poor cost-to-stats ratio and lack of survivability options in black. I'm really hoping there's a 1-power, mono-black creature with Afterlife in Orzhov because it probably gets auto-added here.