Way to take the geek level down there, champ.Originally Posted by Nihil
Who wrote this? Whoever it is I want him or her to write my Epitaph when I die. It was more entertaining than the article I was reading.Dr. Adam Barnello is to the legacy player as Solomon P. Chase is to the curency of these United States of America. That is to say, whether you know it or not, he's a big deal. After losing the 2000 Presidential elections in what some theorize was a direct attempt to keep the "Common Man" out of the White House, Dr. Barnello channeled his passion for the political profession into a more tangible persuit - finishing the late (and certainly not fake) Dr. Frankenstein's foray into the feild of Human Resurection. Half a decade passed yeilding nothing but failure until our doctor stumbled upon perhaps his greatest discovery. In his free time, namely while his trained Golden Marmoset lab assistants disposed of the remains of Dr. Barnello's experiments, the good doctor had taken up a hobby: Magic the Gathering. During the rare moments of down time, Dr. Barnello had devised the perfect UGw Threshold list. So perfect was it that at The Mana Leak Open the doctor split first place with Jeff "I maindeck 3 Pyrokinesis" Folinus. Dr. Barnello resides in British Colombia wih his wife, Penelope Cruz, and son, Switchblade Danger Barnello.
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Team Unicorn is too hetero for me.While this is close it's still wrong. Every one knows it's an orgy of unicorns.******s?
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LonelyBaritone wrote it. I think I'm insulted that you were more entertained by that than the article...
He might have been more entertained, but he certainly wasn't more informed.
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