Bad behavior

[Dan Turner]

Ok I played in a legacy tournament this weekend in Springfield, Mo.

3rd round in my opponent and I are both 2-0

I am playing goblins, my opponent is playing U/B/G landstill

First round

I get out 3 aether vial in the 1st 4 turns he looks at me says "are you fucking kidding me" scoops puts his deck in his box and chucks it at my head (misses thank god), calls me a fucking loser and grabs his bag, walks out gets in his car and leaves. I proceed to pick up his deck off the floor (yes he left it). I go to the store owner and he says he has no idea who the guy is very first time they ever seen him in there. I hand them the deck he ask me "what do you want me to do with this" i asked it to return it to him when he comes back, the owner told me to keep it. But I left my phone number in case the dude comes looking for his cards.


Short stroy is this odd for legacy or does it happen a lot with people throwing fits and walking out and shit, or did I just get that one psycho magic player. or is it my charming personality that makes them snap. I have been described as a mix between Drew Carrey and Robin Williams. (and I talkt o my cards as I play them)

EDIT: I came in second place and won a set of Seas (and there was another set in the deck LOL)


EDIT 2 : PROOF READING YOUR POST IS MAD TECH SO PEOPLE DONT THINK YOU ARE RETARDED....OOPS TO LATE(its why I am the founding member of team short bus LOL)

[mujadaddy]

the owner told me to keep it. But I left my phone number in case the dude comes looking for his cards.
(/sees opportunity for a free deck...)

GIMME MY CARDS, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!



Ok, no, it was not really me. Some people get too emotionally invested in shit. (Vials... Seas... What were you playing, btw?)

[ykpon]

I am playing solidarity, my opponent is playing U/B/G landstill

I get out 3 aether vial in the 1st 4 turns

:confused:

[Dan Turner]

:confused:

i was wrong I was playing goblins i just been deck desting solidarity all day today so my brain is fried

[pw709]

I've never heard of such a strong reaction.

I've actually never even heard anyone get cussed out, much less physically assaulted.

That guy had to be on some sort of meds to not only do that but then to abandon several hundred dollars like that. Bizarre...

[[SLAYER]chaos]

If you really feel bad about keeping the deck you can give it to me. It'll save me a lot of money getting all the blue stuff to start playing legacy for real and not just on MWS.

[heroicraptor]

I would also be happy to take the deck off your hands.

[rockout]

I would keep the cards as payment for emotional distress.

I've been pissed after a lost like I'm sure many of us have. For instance, I drew against some douche bag (who's on the source) in the second round of GP: Chicago, I cussed him out for slow playing and just overall being a prick. I can't say that I threw anything at him, but I sure wanted to jump the table and punch him for taking a second turn game 1 of over 6 minutes that resulted in land, go.

[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

That shit would get you banned from the DCI for years if it got reported. Keep that deck.

[mujadaddy]

chaos;354272']If you really feel bad about keeping the deck you can give it to me. It'll save me a lot of money getting all the blue stuff to start playing legacy for real and not just on MWS.

I would also be happy to take the deck off your hands.

Jeez, do you two start sticking your hands down a girl's pants when your buddy's making out with her, or is it just Magic?


I drew against some douche bag (who's on the source) in the second round of GP: ChicagoHaha.


6 minutes that resulted in land, go....less funny.

[mercenarybdu]

it happens alright. This is minor opposed to major. If you caught the guy cheating in plain sight, you have the right to do what is necessary to maintain the law.

I've come across people worse.

Here's one done back in 2004:

Tri Tran; plays a bunch of illegal moves with his affinity deck. Caught in the act, tries to turn it around by accusing his opponent of cheating by declaring himself, by default, the winner of that game.

My buddy points out that he was cheating. Tri plays against my buddy (who was using a random tron deck, made from spare parts). Tri loses horribily to Searing Wind, and burn spells. While that game was going on, Tri tries to cheat, and is caught again.

Everyone catches onto his habits, he leaves for good.

The reason why you always want to be on good terms with people, rather than bad (it snags).

[Elfrago]

Keep the deck, if he asks for it carefully aim for his head...

[4eak]

Keep the deck, if he asks for it carefully aim for his head...
You should sign a message on the FoW's or board sweeper for him first. Perhaps the message should say: 'This card is good against Aether Vial (a deck-throwing condition), but it magically cannot be found in the opening draws of persons lacking sportsmanship.'




peace,
4eak

[Skeggi]

You can always throw it back at him. Make sure you don't miss though.

[coraz86]

My friend has told me of someone coming over the table at him (which was stupid, because the assailant was apparently not big or thinking clearly, and my friend was at the time a skilled 300-lb lineman on a well known high school team). Other than that, though, the most I've known people to do is sulk a little in the hall or out on the porch, a sin I'd guess we're all guilty of on occasion.


I drew against some douche bag (who's on the source) in the second round of GP: Chicago, I cussed him out for slow playing and just overall being a prick. I can't say that I threw anything at him, but I sure wanted to jump the table and punch him for taking a second turn game 1 of over 6 minutes that resulted in land, go.

Forgive me for not locating the particular section in the comprehensive rules, but the technical term for this is stalling. You can, and should, call a judge on this kind of shit. That's beyond ridiculous.

[Arctic_Slicer]

That reminds me of the story Jacob Van Lunen posted a couple of weeks ago in his Dragons to Riches (http://wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/boab/41) column a couple of weeks ago.



I opened a decent Sealed Deck and started the tournament with a 6-0 record. In Round 7 I was paired against the most pugnacious Magic player I’ve ever met.

It was Game 1, and the board state was pretty simple. My opponent tapped out for a Cytospawn Shambler and attempted to pass the turn. He only had a Cytospawn Shambler and a Centaur Safeguard in play. I cast Wrecking Ball on his end step targeting the Centaur. He started laughing uncontrollably.
Cytospawn Shambler

Centaur Safeguard

“You’re so stupid. Why didn’t you kill my Shambler? Oh my God, you’re perhaps the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Can I take a picture with you after this match? I want to show people that I met the biggest idiot alive.”

“Is it my turn?”

“Yeah, it’s your turn, moron.”

“Twisted Justice?”
Twisted Justice

I’ve never seen someone turn more red in my life. He picked his deck up off the table, stood up, and spiked the deck as hard as he could at my face. He was promptly disqualified, and I had my spot in the Top 8.

As for me I'm glad I have never met a player whom was such a poor sport to want and try and throw objects at my head. That said I have met a few jerks in my time. From my experiences though such players seem to be in a minority which is good as the rest of us can enjoy the game much better without such individuals around.

[Ch@os]

He just lives the dream! :tongue:

Sometimes you just think of what he just did with his deck!

[Dan Turner]

well like a friend said, It was most likely the only way he was doing 20 damage to my skull after that opening.

[TheCramp]

Back in my Star Wars days I had a guy yelling at me during the entire match. I was playing baraguins, which was basically a combo deck. Thing was, Star Wars didn't have combo decks. Also, it didn't kill you all at once, any time anyone figured out a combo like that Decipher errataed it. The deck was was like losing to Solitary Confinement lock with Rod of Ruin as the only win con. The guy was yelling to his buddies, "hey come meet the biggest asshole ever!" and shit like that. The TO came over to give him a game loss, and asked what the hell was going on. I told him to look at the board, it took him a minuet to realize what I the situation was. He decided not to give the game loss, because playing it out was a much better punishment, "play it out, stop yelling kid."

Another time, I traveled to a tournament about an hour away, and their was another contingent from my local meta who showed up as well, they were cranky we were there since me and my friend jockeyed back and for for the highest rating in the state and they were looking forward to a tournament we were not at. There were about 120 people there, and the fist pairing that was called out was Me vs. one of them who I had never lost to, ever. He screamed "Fuck!" and windmill slammed the table he was at, bouncing about 6 decks onto the floor. Awesome, I won that game too.

[Ectoplasm]

Holy Christ, I'm glad I've never met anyone like that. The worst I've ever seen was a guy going into a rage after he drew a card too many in a casual multiplayer game and got caught on it. He started shouting, packed his bags and left.

O_o

Some people just confirm the antisocial magic-player stereotype a bit too well :(

[Misplayer]

Sounds like he doesn't play Engineered Explosives.

Back in the day I used to play T2 at a local shop. My brother and our friends were all around 14-16 and we would often beat the adults or the 20-something dudes. There were about 3 or 4 of them that HATED losing to any of us. One guy had a crazy temper and has thrown his entire deck across the room before (not in a deck box mind you, sleeves flying everywhere) and two others would just be absolute pricks to us little kids, talking all kinds of shit and picking our cards up off the table and throwing them on the floor. It was awful playing against them and we didn't know enough to call the judge/owner over. Eventually those two were banned from the store. Despite all the trauma, it was so so satisfying any time any of us beat them.

Nowadays I play one or two events weekly and both events are full of people pleasant to play against. So it doesn't seem like it's too common, although if you asked me 8 years ago I would probably have a different opinion.

[Fons]

If my opponent threw their deck at me I wouldn't give them a chance to get it back.

[Ectoplasm]

If my opponent threw their deck at me I wouldn't give them a chance to get it back.

This.
I hate to sound like an internet thoughguy though :cool:

[SpatulaOfTheAges]

My friend has told me of someone coming over the table at him

Why the hell would anyone do that?

[rockout]

I could have sworn their was someone on the source that got banned for a number of years because he jumped the table and beat the shit out of his opponent. I don't know the whole story, but if someone could tell it it would be nice reading material.

[Dan Turner]

I could have sworn their was someone on the source that got banned for a number of years because he jumped the table and beat the shit out of his opponent. I don't know the whole story, but if someone could tell it it would be nice reading material.

Ask Pinder about it

I think that is who it was I may be wrong

[Nightmare]

Wrong. It was IBA. It wasn't his opponent, and he didn't beat the shit out of him by any means. Although he should have.

[coraz86]

@Spatula; I don't remember the story in minute detail, but it was a case of a 16- or 17-year-old kid way outsmarting a 30-year-old adult and the adult being upset at being so roundly smited. I think my friend got the Pandemonium/two Dreadnoughts kill on turn 2 is what happened.

@rockout; if you check (again, forgive me for not posting the link, but since Wizards did a 200% overhaul on magicthegathering.com I can't find shit on that site anymore), the DCI keeps a list of people it's banned, and there are a number of people on it who've been banned for eight and ten years for assaulting judges. I've never borne witness to it, but apparently it happens. >.< I've had judges (at Regionals, let alone locally) do retarded things, but I can't imagine what goes through the mind of someone who would physically accost a judge over a game of cards.

[Forbiddian]

Ok I played in a legacy tournament this weekend in Springfield, Mo....

AHAHA. Good thing he's so preposterously uncoordinated that he couldn't hit you with an object from 3 feet away.

Although in reality, I'd definitely get hit in the head with a deck box for 4 underground seas ++.

[Dan Turner]

AHAHA. Good thing he's so preposterously uncoordinated that he couldn't hit you with an object from 3 feet away.

Although in reality, I'd definitely get hit in the head with a deck box for 4 underground seas ++.
it was more like 6-8 foot and i ducked its was one of those ION deck boxes so it would have hurt pretty badly

[Pinder]

Ask Pinder about it

I think that is who it was I may be wrong

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHhaahaahaaa....whew.

That was good. Thanks for that.

[The Grim Reaper]

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHhaahaahaaa....whew.

That was good. Thanks for that.

Don't be fooled by his lies... I still have the scars from where the table Pinder destroyed gashed my legs.

[Dan Turner]

hey i will be the first to admit I was wrong I heard the story from a friend of a friend of a friend who was there.


And after going back and thinking about it, it was Jack Elgin that did it.

[Ectoplasm]

I heard Bryant Cook once set fire to his opponent's face for playing a Rule of Law.

[trollwarrior_666]

This is definately my favourite thread. Lovely, Revenge of the Nerds: the MtG edition.

[puppektion]

I've heard stories of douchebaggery going on at tournaments, but I think this thread takes the cake.

[The Pharmacist]

I never threw my deck at anyone. I`m sure you all no Lego he`s on the Source,but I did threw his deck!

[Sims]

Inciting memories of the old gamer's guild...

Matt Cole losing to Gary playing Kobold Combo (after clamp), picking up his deck and throwing it across the room.... Next week, didn't even play Gary, threw the deck anyways.

Certain unnamed individuals threatening minors with a knife because his buddies binder got stolen. Incidentally, the person being threatened didn't touch the binder or know what the fuck was going on, except the knife in his face.

I was told I was going to get my tires slashed for beating anti-red white weenie (silver knights, sofi's, cop reds, exalted angel) with lackey-less vial goblins for a box of Betrayers one day.... That was good times.

[Obfuscate Freely]

I proceed to pick up his deck off the floor (yes he left it). I go to the store owner and he says he has no idea who the guy is very first time they ever seen him in there. I hand them the deck he ask me "what do you want me to do with this" i asked it to return it to him when he comes back, the owner told me to keep it. But I left my phone number in case the dude comes looking for his cards.
Is it possible that this guy wasn't the owner of the deck? He was new to the store, and obviously didn't feel that getting the cards back was a priority; perhaps he had borrowed the deck from a friend.

I ask only because several people have expressed the thought that keeping the cards is some sort of "punishment" for the childish temper tantrum you witnessed. You should consider the possibility that you are punishing someone else entirely.

Obviously, leaving your phone number with the shop should eventually lead to the rightful owner of the deck getting it back (if he wants it), but if the store owner is trustworthy, I would recommend simply leaving the deck there (doesn't he keep a lost-and-found?).

[Dan Turner]

Is it possible that this guy wasn't the owner of the deck? He was new to the store, and obviously didn't feel that getting the cards back was a priority; perhaps he had borrowed the deck from a friend.

I ask only because several people have expressed the thought that keeping the cards is some sort of "punishment" for the childish temper tantrum you witnessed. You should consider the possibility that you are punishing someone else entirely.

Obviously, leaving your phone number with the shop should eventually lead to the rightful owner of the deck getting it back (if he wants it), but if the store owner is trustworthy, I would recommend simply leaving the deck there (doesn't he keep a lost-and-found?).

he didn't want to be responsible since he has employees in and out all day long and figured he could trust me more, since then he only has one person to point to. and so far it has been 4 days and no one even came looking for it.

[Jak]

Seems like you did the right thing. I mean, you were assaulted and you are still showing how amazing people can be by trying to return the deck to the dude. Props to you Magic Fanatic.

[true story]

if some asshole threw his deck at me he'd have to fight me to get it back. Fuck trying to give it back!

[The Pharmacist]

if some asshole threw his deck at me he'd have to fight me to get it back. Fuck trying to give it back!

yup!

[Obfuscate Freely]

Ectoplasm had it right. It really is internet toughguy in here.

[Michael Keller]

Ectoplasm had it right. It really is internet toughguy in here.

And more so, MWS.

Most underdeveloped players who just go on here or there for kicks really could care less about what places like The Source and such are trying to accomplish. It's unfortunate that a game which implies a certain level of intellect can breed so much angst and tough-talk. Half of the tough-talkers are mainly in their tweens and think their shit don't stink; which also inflames egos. Which in turn, can lead to decks with wings.

[Dan Turner]

Dude may have been a complete douche but how do we know that his dog didn't just die or his girlfriend left. I believe everyone is entitled to an off day here and there. That is why i would give his deck back.

[Captain_Morgan]

Dude may have been a complete douche but how do we know that his dog didn't just die or his girlfriend left. I believe everyone is entitled to an off day here and there. That is why i would give his deck back.

Only thing you can do is leave your name/address at the store, and perhaps something on Craig's List and tell a few other people to spread the word. Other than that, after a month or two screw him.


Inciting memories of the old gamer's guild...

Matt Cole losing to Gary playing Kobold Combo (after clamp), picking up his deck and throwing it across the room.... Next week, didn't even play Gary, threw the deck anyways.

Certain unnamed individuals threatening minors with a knife because his buddies binder got stolen. Incidentally, the person being threatened didn't touch the binder or know what the fuck was going on, except the knife in his face.

I was told I was going to get my tires slashed for beating anti-red white weenie (silver knights, sofi's, cop reds, exalted angel) with lackey-less vial goblins for a box of Betrayers one day.... That was good times.

Ya, the problem though is whenever some people don't really care about consequences like my cousin when they are threatened. My cousin was like 16at the time and 6'ish. A guy threatened him after my cousin told him to be quiet, so my cousin just kicked him in the crotch with his steel toed boots and yelled, "Don't touch my purse!" The guy was in pain and puked, after that we didn't have much trouble out of the man.

[Ectoplasm]

Good god I'd like to know in what kind of ghetto you people play magic :D
Are there known cases of people pulling out weapons during tournaments?

[Fons]

Dude may have been a complete douche but how do we know that his dog didn't just die or his girlfriend left. I believe everyone is entitled to an off day here and there. That is why i would give his deck back.

Your being nice and all but your wrong about this, even if his girlfriend died he had no reason to take his frustration out on you. Sounds to me like another player who shouldn't be playing the game, so think of it as doing him a favor if he can't play because he doesn't have a deck anymore he won't have such high stress levels. Your helping him live longer.

[sunshine]

Good god I'd like to know in what kind of ghetto you people play magic :D
Are there known cases of people pulling out weapons during tournaments?

I can't say anything about weapons but I have seen grown men (maybe low 40s) blow up and throw cards at thirteen year olds. I remember one particular incident, where the kid was admittedly being pretty obnoxious, that ended with the guy chasing the kid around the table and out of the store.

[true story]

Good god I'd like to know in what kind of ghetto you people play magic :D
Are there known cases of people pulling out weapons during tournaments?

Not since Jap Foils wife took his knives! LOL!

[Van Phanel]

Are there known cases of people pulling out weapons during tournaments?

I'm considering it. I guess, just putting a huge knfe on the table will make your opponent play less focused.

Of course it might backfire...

[true story]

Ectoplasm had it right. It really is internet toughguy in here.

No offense but I'm far from an internet tough guy I'm the same guy in person and anybody who knows me in real life and the source will tell you I don't just talk shit if I say it on here I'll tell you to your face. If a somebody throws a deck at me we're fighting. True story.

[Dan Turner]

I'm considering it. I guess, just putting a huge knfe on the table will make your opponent play less focused.

Of course it might backfire...


Just wear a holstered .357 i did once when I lived in MO and had a carry permit.

people are hesitant to even come up to you to trade.

[Ectoplasm]

Just wear a holstered .357 i did once when I lived in MO and had a carry permit.

people are hesitant to even come up to you to trade.

Hahaha if this is true it's wonderful :b: :b: :b: Dark Ritual babeh

[Dan Turner]

Hahaha if this is true it's wonderful :b: :b: :b: Dark Ritual babeh

well the whole story was I was working as a guard at a factory and I didn't want to leave my gun in the car when I went to FNM. it was only that one time after that I brought my lockbox with me and just locked it in the trunk

[Nihil Credo]

I'm reminded of someone's signature, can't remember if it was here or on SCG:

"Swamp, Dark Ritual, ..."
"If you say 'Hypnotic Specter' I'm going to punch you in the face."
"... mana burn for 3, go."

[THEchubbymuffin]

I'm reminded of someone's signature, can't remember if it was here or on SCG:

"Swamp, Dark Ritual, ..."
"If you say 'Hypnotic Specter' I'm going to punch you in the face."
"... mana burn for 3, go."

I've seen it here somewhere. Unfortunately M10 will change the quote. Fuck M10.

[The Pharmacist]

No offense but I'm far from an internet tough guy I'm the same guy in person and anybody who knows me in real life and the source will tell you I don't just talk shit if I say it on here I'll tell you to your face. If a somebody throws a deck at me we're fighting. True story.

yup!

[ParkerLewis]

Dude may have been a complete douche but how do we know that his dog didn't just die or his girlfriend left.

Or even the opposite. Who knows ?

[Maveric78f]

There's nothing worse than a dog that leaves you, because they are reputed to be faithful.

[tivadar]

...puts his deck in his box and chucks it at my head...

All I gotta say is just be glad he wasn't playing Battle of Wits...

[rockout]

I'm reminded of someone's signature, can't remember if it was here or on SCG:

"Swamp, Dark Ritual, ..."
"If you say 'Hypnotic Specter' I'm going to punch you in the face."
"... mana burn for 3, go."

That's Trialbyfire's signature.

[FoolofaTook]

One of the nice things about playing Legacy is that this kind of thing doesn't happen very often. I've had players get upset about a run of bad luck or when I was playing something that consistently locked them out but so far I haven't had anybody do anything worse than scooping in a frustrated manner, nor have I seen anybody do anything worse than that in a tourney I attended.

[oneiros76]

A couple months ago at our weekly Monday legacy we had an incident where one of the semi-large dealers in the area was playing in the tournament and ended up shoving someone over and hitting them with a chair.. I guess what prompted it was the other playing calling the dealer a piece of dookie for screwing one of the player's friends on a deal a while ago, buuuut it still seemed like a poor career choice on the dealer's part.

[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

Socially maladjusted Magic players?

Well, I never!

[Parcher]

Socially maladjusted Magic players?

Well, I never!

You: (Sits staring at hand for five minutes, facing lethal damage)

Me: "C'mon, Jack. What can you be thinking about for so long?!"

You: "How much I hate you." (picks up cards and storms off)

Nope. Never.

[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

You: (Sits staring at hand for five minutes, facing lethal damage)

Me: "C'mon, Jack. What can you be thinking about for so long?!"

You: "How much I hate you." (picks up cards and storms off)

Nope. Never.


Except that's not at all how it happened. Why is real life never dramatic enough for you the way it actually occurs, Damon?

[beastman]

Except that's not at all how it happened. Why is real life never dramatic enough for you the way it actually occurs, Damon?

Says the guy who jumped over a table to assault an opponent.

[majikal]

*grabs some popcorn and waits for the fireworks*

[Parcher]

Except that's not at all how it happened. Why is real life never dramatic enough for you the way it actually occurs, Damon?

The game lasted three turns. Not that hard to remember. You lost game one. My AdN against your Quinn.

D: Play or Draw?
J: Draw.
D: Really?
J: Yes.
D: Really? You know I'm not gonna let you change your mind later or something.
J: Fine. Go.
D: Mull. Mull to five. Keep.
J: (smug satisfaction) Keep.
D: Lotus Petal, Rite of Flame, Rite of Flame, LED, Burning Wish, Empty the Warrens. Go.
J: (frown) Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: Attack. Go.
J: Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: (J:Upkeep, Chant you with kicker.) Gemstone Mine. Go.
J: Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: Duress. Attack. (wait, wait, etc.) C'mon, Jack. What can you be thinking about for so long?
J: How much I hate you.(scoop)

That refresh your memory?

[LegacyDan]

Not quite sure if this falls under bad behavior, but still kinda unnerving.

It was the third round of a Draft a couple of weeks ago, and me and my opponet share baby stories (there is a high volume of dads/mons that play there for some odd reason). So after a dominating first match by me, this chick and I start playing our second match. Her child starts making a fuss so I set my cards done to let her calm her child (who is under 4 months), and she puts a blanket over her shoulder and starts breast feeding in front of half of the players there!!! She insists on playing the round out while feeding and loses miserably to me again.

Now, I have a daughter myself. But when my girl wants to play, we find a babysitter, or at least took Skye (my child) into another room instead of just sitting there.

I have never really felt so odd winning a round before.....

[sauce]

In our 2 local stores, we have guys throw decks at walls, start cursing uncontrollably when they are losing and storm out.
They are not banned from the store.
I guess it would require assault to get them banned.

[mujadaddy]

In our 2 local stores, we have guys throw decks at walls, start cursing uncontrollably when they are losing and storm out.
They are not banned from the store.
I guess it would require assault to get them banned.
Enabling 4tw!

[SpatulaOfTheAges]

Says the guy who jumped over a table to assault an opponent.

The guy had just hit him.

[Jeff Kruchkow]

my home shop has one kid who gets mad and slams his deck around everytime he loses. this is compounded by the fact that he doesn't know how to pkay at all.

case and point, standard on wednesday hes playing mono G jank and has wall of rots in it. which isnt in standard. he cusses the judge out and then takes a match loss. then i faced him in the finals (everyone dropped lol) and kick his ass again at which point he rips his hand in half and storms out of the shop. everyone in the shop was like, wtf mate?

best part, the kid owns like a playset of every good card ever, and just doesntplay them cause hes jank.

[Dan Turner]

and starts breast feeding in front of half of the players there!!!

Now for the burning question.

Did you see her tits?

My wife used to breast feed during our casual sat night games with both our kids and she did not use a blanket or anything she just did not care.

[rockout]

Now for the burning question.

Did you see her tits? Do you have pics?


Fixed.

[mossivo1986]

Now for the burning question.

Did you see her tits?


If this ever happened to me I think i'd off an Ante for next game:

If I win switch the kid with me.
If I lose switch the kid with me.

It's win/win :tongue:

P.S. No but really did you see her tit?

[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

The game lasted three turns. Not that hard to remember. You lost game one. My AdN against your Quinn.

D: Play or Draw?
J: Draw.
D: Really?
J: Yes.
D: Really? You know I'm not gonna let you change your mind later or something.
J: Fine. Go.
D: Mull. Mull to five. Keep.
J: (smug satisfaction) Keep.
D: Lotus Petal, Rite of Flame, Rite of Flame, LED, Burning Wish, Empty the Warrens. Go.
J: (frown) Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: Attack. Go.
J: Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: (J:Upkeep, Chant you with kicker.) Gemstone Mine. Go.
J: Snow-Covered Plains. Go.
D: Duress. Attack. (wait, wait, etc.) C'mon, Jack. What can you be thinking about for so long?
J: How much I hate you.(scoop)

That refresh your memory?

Wow, you actually had me emoting smug satisfaction.

I spent about thirty seconds deciding if I had ways out, and about thirty seconds figuring out what I should have done differently from the game state. This was also still in the first fifteen minutes of the round.

I didn't "smug satisfaction", if there is such a verb, and I didn't storm off. In fact we then talked about the game.

Stop making shit up. Seriously.

[sauce]

I am getting smug satisfaction from reading this :cool:

[Adan]

Some time ago I was a very bad loser when playing MtG... the last time I went on tilt was when I played against Stefan. I played Canadian Thresh and he a UBg Painter thingy with only 1 Grindstone maindeck and 2 Trinket Mages to find it. He randomly won 2-0 by topdecking that Grindstone twice and I just remember I was throwing my pen through the room... But it didn't hit anyone fortunately.

The other funny reaction I saw at Hassloch was when Ralf (playing Burn) won against Harry (Threshold/w with Countertop). Ralf is actually a wrestler with a corresponding physique and he lives nearby, that's why we are both testing from time to time and I always win like 18-2 against him with CountertopThreshold.

When he won against Harry, he was shouting like a "YEEEHA" and slapping the table so hard that all the cards and dices bounced off the table.
You could see how intimidated Harry was, his expression was like O_O
and his eyes turned glossy. That was hilarious.

[Peter_Rotten]

Wow, you actually had me emoting smug satisfaction.

I spent about thirty seconds deciding if I had ways out, and about thirty seconds figuring out what I should have done differently from the game state. This was also still in the first fifteen minutes of the round.

I didn't "smug satisfaction", if there is such a verb, and I didn't storm off. In fact we then talked about the game.

Stop making shit up. Seriously.

As far as I can remember, Pinder captured the game state and smug-osity perfectly.

[Paradigm Shift]

I got verbally abused three games in two different matches in the same Hadley tourny, which was hilarious.

I think rockout was next to me when I was told to "Shut the fuck up" for saying "must be nice" when my opponent blind-flipped U. Sea to Bob when he was low on life.

The second and third times were while I was playing versus Dreadstill. I got called a lucksack for having more counters against a turn 2 Naught, and I got told I was a fucking terrible scrub who played terrible cards because I vialed in Morphling with my Merfolk deck to win Game 3.

When I was like 12-14 age I almost got all my stuff stolen because I traded a guy a Jitte for 5 dollars then bought a back of Betrayers and pulled a Jitte out of it. The guy was 35+, and had his girlfriend with him. I won.

[Ectoplasm]

I am getting smug satisfaction from reading this :cool:

And I'm getting guilty pleasure :cry:

[Phoenix Ignition]

Well, since this thread is at the top and I have a non-dramadramadrama story to add.

Yesterday I was playing at a tournament where there were equal numbers of newby type 2 decks and fine tuned 1.5 decks (we were playing legacy rules).

First round I trash a type 2 deck piloted by a mom with a baby. I was polite in explaining rules like how instants work and why my Qasali Pridemage can take out a Tidehollow Skuller even though he isn't an enchantment (...?). Anyway, after she sort of blew up when I beat her, she went off and I didn't see her until the next match.

Her opponent finished her off quickly, but this time she had to throw a huge tantrum in front of her kid, started bawling, screaming stuff... I remember "I hope you're happy for making a mother cry!"

God... using her baby as leverage to try to manipulate people into feeling bad about fairly beating her.

Needless to stay after she stormed off we all rightly burst into laughter.

[Bryant Cook]

Should've fucked her.

[Parcher]

I don't know why everyone's getting so riled. Everyone has done something like this at some point. Here, I'll tell one of mine.

Semi-final of GPT Chicago. My Ichorid vs. Kehoe with Survival.

My opening hand is fucking insane with Coliseum, LED, DA, Breakthrough an two dredgers. Only one discard outlet, and me on the draw though.

K: Thoughtseize.
D: Fuck.
K: LED. Go.
D: Fucking lucksack. (I lose after no discard outlet for four turns)

D: I had the first turn win guaranteed if you didn't have that fucking four of.
J: Yeah. No, Therapy would've worked.
D: What? How, I was on the draw.
J: So?
D: So after you take Breakthrough, I play LED and Coliseum, cast DA, activate Coliseum and win.
J: I always name LED against Ichorid on the play.
D: Bullshit.
J: Seriously.
D: Then you're a retard. Breakthrough and Coliseum are the only cards you can't outrace since you have Jailer and Macabre. And you can't take Coliseum. Only a moron would name LED. You lucksack.

Game two, I keep a decent hand with two Firestorm, Land, Breakthrough, and a dredger.

D: Land, Go. (thinking to Firestorm his Bird or whatever, and Breakthrough on my turn)
J: Therapy. I'll name Breakthrough.
D:[random stream of cursing and screaming resulting in my getting a warning]

I lost that one too. But just to Kehoe topdecking a Witness when he would of been one mana short of Survivaling for it. By that point I was whined out and didn't even bitch any more. Just scooped up and walked.

Oh, and Pinder is a big fat liar. Jack never did any of that.

[mossivo1986]

Should've fucked her.

Something to the chime of "I'll let you beat me if I get to take you out back" sounds about right.

p.s. I feel like such a whore today. . .
-Moss

[rockout]

I got verbally abused three games in two different matches in the same Hadley tourny, which was hilarious.

I think rockout was next to me when I was told to "Shut the fuck up" for saying "must be nice" when my opponent blind-flipped U. Sea to Bob when he was low on life.

Then we mentioned that the phrase "must be nice," and laughs were had by many. It was actually Dan Jordan that said he wanted to kick my ass for saying the phrase. He can go die for all I care threatening us for no reason.

[Bryant Cook]

My wife used to breast feed during our casual sat night games with both our kids and she did not use a blanket or anything she just did not care.

I just noticed this.

On the topic of breast feeding. Heather Graham in The Hangover, awesome tit(s).

[rockout]

I just noticed this.

On the topic of breast feeding. Heather Graham in The Hangover, awesome tit(s).

Truth.

[beastman]

Should've fucked her.

This. It would have been pleasing.


I don't know why everyone's getting so riled. Everyone has done something like this at some point. Here, I'll tell one of mine.

Semi-final of GPT Chicago. My Ichorid vs. Kehoe with Survival.

My opening hand is fucking insane with Coliseum, LED, DA, Breakthrough an two dredgers. Only one discard outlet, and me on the draw though.

K: Thoughtseize.
D: Fuck.
K: LED. Go.
D: Fucking lucksack. (I lose after no discard outlet for four turns)

D: I had the first turn win guaranteed if you didn't have that fucking four of.
K: Yeah. No, Therapy would've worked.
D: What? How, I was on the draw.
K: So?
D: So after you take Breakthrough, I play LED and Coliseum, cast DA, activate Coliseum and win.
K: I always name LED against Ichorid on the play.
D: Bullshit.
K: Seriously.
D: Then you're a retard. Breakthrough and Coliseum are the only cards you can't outrace since you have Jailer and Macabre. And you can't take Coliseum. Only a moron would name LED. You lucksack.

Game two, I keep a decent hand with two Firestorm, Land, Breakthrough, and a dredger.

D: Land, Go. (thinking to Firestorm his Bird or whatever, and Breakthrough on my turn)
K: Therapy. I'll name Breakthrough.
D:[random stream of cursing and screaming resulting in my getting a warning]

I lost that one too. But just to Kehoe topdecking a Witness when he would of been one mana short of Survivaling for it. By that point I was whined out and didn't even bitch any more. Just scooped up and walked.

I remember that game. I honestly thought you were gonna pull a Jack Elgin on me... Well you kinda did

[freakish777]

I'm positive I've heard kirdape3 telling someone with a completely straight face (and he actually meant it) that he hoped they died in a car fire. I think he had just lost to mono-blue control with Ichorid....

[Parcher]

I'm positive I've heard kirdape3 telling someone with a completely straight face (and he actually meant it) that he hoped they died in a car fire. I think he had just lost to mono-blue control with Ichorid....

You screaming at me, "What!!? Scoop!! You have no way to win!!!" at the Anniversary Tournament, when you were actually wrong, was borderline behavior yourself there buddy.

[Ectoplasm]

Man this thread is amazing, sadly I don't have the epic quality of stories that some people here do (tits) but I'll just share one anyway.

It was a saturday and we were doing some casual multiplayer games when some dude walks into the shop who I've never seen before. Apparently he was a friend of one of the guys so whatever, we start playing and he draws an extra card.
So one of the guys asks him 'how many cards are you holding?' and he's like 'seven' answered by 'sure, let me count them then'.
At this point he repeats ...how many cards are you holding? And suddenly he starts shouting the same phrase like five times 'HOW MANY CARDS? HOW MANY CARDS AM I HOLDING?' proceeds to pack his bag and storms off.

:rolleyes:

Laughs were had by all.

[Skeggi]

That reminds me of last tournament. I played Merfolk, my opponent Landstill. He regularly asked how many cards I was holding. At a certain point in the game he Path to Exiled one of my creatures. As I was searching my deck for an Island he asked how many cards I was holding. I presented him with the deck "count yourself". Not bad behaviour, but I thought it's a funny anecdote and I thought I'd share :smile:.

[Adan]

Oh, another situation I remember was back then when Fabian and I were playing ITF. Fabian had to play against Florian who is like one of the worst slowplayers.

So at some point during their match, Fabian took out his cell phone and played Tetris while Florian was still making hsi turn (he played Aggroloam and always considered things like "Shall I dredge/draw, shall I cycle this or that land and blah). The judge was laughing and Florian then complained that he should follow the match, but Fabian then just shouted "THEN HURRY THE FUCK UP, I'M CLOSE TO FALL ASLEEP!!!" right into his face.

It was game 2 and Fabian lost 1-0. He was boiling seriously.

[Maveric78f]

I've got the story of a friend who was 7-1 by a PT and got a game loss after a deck check. His guess is that the opponent of the previous round stole him a card and then denounced him to a judge.

[Meister_Kai]

There is one person who frequents my area who is infamous for having a bad temper; he is a serious sore loser and most people in the area don't even bother playing him anymore (I think he's been banned from the store like twice, but the owner keeps letting him come back in because he buys so much shit).

His phrase of choice is "dick move" . Playing a vindicate when he only has one land is a "dick move" Anything that puts you in a winning situation is a "dick move". Whenever he says it he tries to stare you down, its funny.

I remember the first time I played him. B/W deadguy against his elf deck (2 maindeck engineered plague 2 SB'd and SB'd perishes). Game one I play a plague, "dick move man, only a bitch would play that card". I win that game. Next game I SB in perishes, he sees this and asks me if I want to fight about it (lol). I'm having too much fun at this smuchs expence so not only do I play two plagues but precede to perish the one elf he has left in play. He slams his grip of cards down on the table, gives me a major stink eye, and somewhat loudly calls me a bitch. I then laugh him off and go get something to eat with some friends.

I think he was finally banned for good when he lost a game of worms and threw an xbox controller at the wall....

[Skeggi]

Poor guy. He must have no life at all.

[rockout]

That reminds me of last tournament. I played Merfolk, my opponent Landstill. He regularly asked how many cards I was holding. At a certain point in the game he Path to Exiled one of my creatures. As I was searching my deck for an Island he asked how many cards I was holding. I presented him with the deck "count yourself". Not bad behaviour, but I thought it's a funny anecdote and I thought I'd share :smile:.

I ask my opponent how many cards they have in hand fairly often just to make sure they don't draw extra cards and so I don't openly give away that I drew a discard spell. Also, it helps to play spells when your opponent has 1 or 2 cards in hand versus a full grip. I don't think you were being bad or annoying.

[mossivo1986]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryant Cook View Post
I just noticed this.

On the topic of breast feeding. Heather Graham in The Hangover, awesome tit(s).
Truth.

I second that.

[mossivo1986]

That reminds me of last tournament. I played Merfolk, my opponent Landstill. He regularly asked how many cards I was holding. At a certain point in the game he Path to Exiled one of my creatures. As I was searching my deck for an Island he asked how many cards I was holding. I presented him with the deck "count yourself". Not bad behaviour, but I thought it's a funny anecdote and I thought I'd share :smile:.

How many cards were you holding? Come on, tell me.

[freakish777]

You screaming at me, "What!!? Scoop!! You have no way to win!!!" at the Anniversary Tournament, when you were actually wrong, was borderline behavior yourself there buddy.

Guilty as charged. Me not having food is bad times.

[SpatulaOfTheAges]

You guys are dicks.

I'm always a citadel of tranquility.

[mossivo1986]

You guys are dicks.

I'm always a citadel of tranquility.

True Story

[Loxodon Baileyarch]

Ok so there used to be a local store in my hometown where we would all play constructed type 2 every friday for small prizes and such.

We had these two little korean kids come in one Friday, and we all thought they would be some nub kids with terrible decks, but one played Momentary Blink and the other played Gruul Aggro. So this guy we play with loses to the 7 year old girl, and calls a judge because she used the bathroom to "waste" time, and then proceeds to slam his deck down, and complain about women's periods.

>.<

[mossivo1986]

Ok so there used to be a local store in my hometown where we would all play constructed type 2 every friday for small prizes and such.

We had these two little korean kids come in one Friday, and we all thought they would be some nub kids with terrible decks, but one played Momentary Blink and the other played Gruul Aggro. So this guy we play with loses to the 7 year old girl, and calls a judge because she used the bathroom to "waste" time, and then proceeds to slam his deck down, and complain about women's periods.

>.<

Check this out:

One time I ran out to get some smokes for the store owner as he was incredibly busy and I was in between rounds. So as im comming back the judge of the event calls me on my cell phone and tells me ive got 6 minutes before Im late. I get there in time win game 1, then just barely lose game 2 and my opponent goes GG. Im like what? Apparently I got a game loss that I was never informed on. What a shitty way to lose a round of magic. the worst part was my opponent was a dick anyways.

So obviously I explained the entire situation and the TO was like, ch not my problem so I talked to the Store owner and hes like that sucks. Shouldnt have run to the store for me I guess.

Needless to say I dont play dci sanctioned there anymore. It was bullshit.

[Pinder]

As far as I can remember, Pinder captured the game state and smug-osity perfectly.

Did I? I always had a knack for that. Seriously though, this is the second time in two days that someone has typed 'Pinder' instead of 'Parcher'. I just found it interesting, carry on.

[xTrainx]

Check this out:

One time I ran out to get some smokes for the store owner as he was incredibly busy and I was in between rounds. So as im comming back the judge of the event calls me on my cell phone and tells me ive got 6 minutes before Im late. I get there in time win game 1, then just barely lose game 2 and my opponent goes GG. Im like what? Apparently I got a game loss that I was never informed on. What a shitty way to lose a round of magic. the worst part was my opponent was a dick anyways.

So obviously I explained the entire situation and the TO was like, ch not my problem so I talked to the Store owner and hes like that sucks. Shouldnt have run to the store for me I guess.

Needless to say I dont play dci sanctioned there anymore. It was bullshit.

woow

[Volt]

I'm always a citadel of tranquility.

That needs to be a Magic card. Somebody get on it.

[TeenieBopper]

Ok so there used to be a local store in my hometown where we would all play constructed type 2 every friday for small prizes and such.

We had these two little korean kids come in one Friday, and we all thought they would be some nub kids with terrible decks, but one played Momentary Blink and the other played Gruul Aggro. So this guy we play with loses to the 7 year old girl, and calls a judge because she used the bathroom to "waste" time, and then proceeds to slam his deck down, and complain about women's periods.

>.<

Did anyone beat the shit out of him for being a sexist asshole?

[B.C.]

Did anyone beat the shit out of him for being a sexist asshole?

No shit. Also, in general 7 year-old girls don't get periods. Maybe the two issues were unrelated.

[SpatulaOfTheAges]

Did anyone beat the shit out of him for being a sexist asshole?

I love that after 6 pages of idiots talking about sucking on titties, NOW you go into White Knight mode.

[TeenieBopper]

I love that after 6 pages of idiots talking about sucking on titties, NOW you go into White Knight mode.

I actually haven't been reading this thread for fear of seeing myself mentioned. I just saw that particular post in the Quotes thread and had to comment.

[Parcher]

I actually haven't been reading this thread for fear of seeing myself mentioned. I just saw that particular post in the Quotes thread and had to comment.

Ask and ye shall recieve. Just a short one.

Edinger: Oh wait. Oh fuck. OH FUCK!!! Oh my fucking god. I suck. I can't believe I fucking missed that! Are you fucking kidding me?! FUCK! I'm the worst fucking player alive!!

Eli: Yes.(long thoughtful pause) Yes you are.

[Loxodon Baileyarch]

Well i mean, he is 7 feet, 400 pounds. And i'm like 6'1, 180, so i would just get crushed.

But he did get like the whole, losing all the friends he had at the shop, treatment.

Edit: Is it me, or is all the PTQ level magic players fucking pricks? Bc i live in GA, and the shop i play at includes some of GA's finest players, and they are all fucking dicks. Like all of them.

I was in the top 4 of Shadowmoor limited PTQ qualifier, and i was playing GW aggro, i had drafted a bunch of just fat nasty shit, and i'm playing this azn kid, who is the store favorite(they jerk off to his magic playing), and i'm beating his ass, and it's game three, and i got jewed because of some lifelink ruling, and come to find out, the judge is this guy's buttbuddy, and saw him misplay and didn't call anything on it. I was so fucking pissed. You have no idea. I was supposed to go to Indianapolis to fucking play in a big Legacy event too. Pisses me off so bad.

Edit:Edit:Fuck Nassif Level Blue too.

[kabal]

I was in the top 4 of Shadowmoor limited PTQ qualifier, and i was playing GW aggro, i had drafted a bunch of just fat nasty shit, and i'm playing this azn kid, who is the store favorite

Does this individual show up to play weekly Legacy?

[Dan Turner]

I got a rude kid last night.

he drafted at his regular shop and showed up for a late night session at mine.

1st pack he pass's me a baneslayer angel - I take it of course since it is $10 in store credit

2nd pack he pass's me a foil dual land (the lotus picture one)

3rd pack I rare drafted also because it was something i needed for a set

after it is all said and done he wins and gets mad because we don't re-draft the rares we have a firm idea that if you want money from a draft then draft the money cards if you want to win then draft a winning deck but you keep what you draft.

He gets mad throws his draft deck down on the table and leaves

Honestly I do understand where he is coming from because he passed all his money at least another draft if not 2

[Ectoplasm]

Well yeah he passed like €25 there, I'd be angry as well (if I didnt know the 'you keep what you draft' rule).
That's what price-support is for, so people draft good decks instead of mising :)

[Elfrago]

He was pretty dumb too.
Passing Baneslayer Angel? WTF is better than that in M10?

[JeroenC]

Well yeah he passed like €25 there, I'd be angry as well (if I didnt know the 'you keep what you draft' rule).

Seconded. If I went to a place that had "keep what you draft", I'd be rare drafting all the time.:really:

[Ectoplasm]

Seconded. If I went to a place that had "keep what you draft", I'd be rare drafting all the time.:really:

I always draft under those rules. The secret is having decent price-support.

[cdr]

Edit: Is it me, or is all the PTQ level magic players fucking pricks? Bc i live in GA, and the shop i play at includes some of GA's finest players, and they are all fucking dicks. Like all of them.

I was in the top 4 of Shadowmoor limited PTQ qualifier, and i was playing GW aggro, i had drafted a bunch of just fat nasty shit, and i'm playing this azn kid, who is the store favorite(they jerk off to his magic playing), and i'm beating his ass, and it's game three, and i got jewed because of some lifelink ruling, and come to find out, the judge is this guy's buttbuddy, and saw him misplay and didn't call anything on it. I was so fucking pissed. You have no idea. I was supposed to go to Indianapolis to fucking play in a big Legacy event too. Pisses me off so bad.

Edit:Edit:Fuck Nassif Level Blue too.

I thought this thread was for recounting bad behavior, not for demonstrating it in the thread. "buttbuddy"?

If "everyone else" is a "fucking prick", chances are pretty good you're the one with a problem :P

[JeroenC]

Meh. I draft under "winner picks first, then second, etc" rules, WITH good price support. I mean, you need really good price support to not just have someone take whichever rare they see.

[Ectoplasm]

Meh. I draft under "winner picks first, then second, etc" rules, WITH good price support. I mean, you need really good price support to not just have someone take whichever rare they see.

It's not like every rare in a set is actually worth something. I mean, I pass €2 rares all the time because they are shit, if someone wants to pick up the occasional birds of paradise I see no problem in letting them since they're passing bombs like sleep, safe passage etc for something that does nothing if they dont get it in their opening hand :)

[beastman]

This thread is getting WAYYY off topic.

Last weekend I was at a store I've been going to for years, and a new kid showed up who said he wanted to play some games of Legacy. He had a decent build of enchantress, with a few proxies, but had no idea how to play it. After comboing him off turn 4, 5 games in a row with elf survival I tried to give him a few friendly pointers. He proceeded tocall me a stupid netdecker, and that I could cram my advice up my ass. I asked him why he was so hostile and he just had a little hissyfit and stormed out.

[Ectoplasm]

This thread is getting WAYYY off topic.

Last weekend I was at a store I've been going to for years, and a new kid showed up who said he wanted to play some games of Legacy. He had a decent build of enchantress, with a few proxies, but had no idea how to play it. After comboing him off turn 4, 5 games in a row with elf survival I tried to give him a few friendly pointers. He proceeded tocall me a stupid netdecker, and that I could cram my advice up my ass. I asked him why he was so hostile and he just had a little hissyfit and stormed out.

Wait, you got called a netdecker in real life?
That's just... Words cannot describe this so I'll just stick to emoticons :rolleyes: :laugh: :eek:

[mossivo1986]

Ok i'm going to rag on myself for bad behavior:

A couple of years ago i'm playing at my old local store in a small legacy event. It's usually monthly you get the drift.

So the first round gets over and dude #1 beats dude #2, but after the round dude #1 has to leave.

Now to fully understand dude number 1 never does well at any of these events. Dude number 2 happens to be a skilled magic player. Dude number 1 says hey can you just play my deck in the next round and play "as me" and give me the prize support when I come back later. Dude 2 agrees and addres's the TO.

I happen to be playing the winner of that match and i'm pissed that the TO was actually willing to accept that offer. So I mention to the TO that not only is that b.s. because player 1 has to leave. Just because he sucks doesn't give him the ability to put his deck in the hands of a better pilot and say good luck and walk off. If this were true then I'm going to have Kai, Chapin, or Nassif on hand when I need them. I also mention to the TO that the way it should be handled is this:
1. player 1 conceits, I play player 2.
2. player 1 drops after round 1, I get a bye? Or reparing or something.

Needless to say I apologized after wards, but I still felt like a dick.

/throat

[mossivo1986]

Wait, you got called a net-decker in real life?
That's just... Words cannot describe this so I'll just stick to emoticons :rolleyes: :laugh: :eek:

Are you kidding me. Its like a right of passage for casual players to use that term I.R.L around here. If you go to a store where casual shitty magic happens, then you pretty much are guaranteed a "How much of that deck did you actually build yourself." For which I reply, Don't point your dick-finger at me. Just because you don't have enough common sense to take a look at an entire card pool and look at threads and make play assessment doesn't make me any less of a player.

If the remarks keep coming I'll challenge them to play 2 formats of their choice and 2 of my choice and 1 random to see who is truly more knowledgeable of the game

[Ectoplasm]

Way offtopic, nevermind

[Loxodon Baileyarch]

I thought this thread was for recounting bad behavior, not for demonstrating it in the thread. "buttbuddy"?

If "everyone else" is a "fucking prick", chances are pretty good you're the one with a problem :P

Sorry i just get riled up too easily, ask my friends haha. I mean not half of what i say :wink:

I especially get riled up getting screwed out of a PTQ Qualifier...

[frogboy]

If the remarks keep coming I'll challenge them to play 2 formats of their choice and 2 of my choice and 1 random to see who is truly more knowledgeable of the game

I'm like zero for five in getting people to moneydraft me after they tell me I am garbage at Magic ;[

[wolfstorm]

I've had someone threaten that he would try and kick my ass after a tournament and rip up my stax deck after having a chalice for 0-3 against his aggro-loam.. Also seen someone pick up another person's deck and throw it across the store.

Anger management is obviously hard.

[majikal]

The worst (or best?) I've seen around here is this guy in Chattanooga who used to choke back tears when he lost and tell the other player that it was just luck, as he obviously had way more playskill, and then he would scoop up all of his cards, dramatically throw them into his bag, and leave the store. Every week.

[Ectoplasm]

I'm like zero for five in getting people to moneydraft me after they tell me I am garbage at Magic ;[

What's moneydraft?

[emidln]

Betting money on the outcome of a draft. For team drafting, the winning team usually gets all the cards and the money the losers put up. For individual drafting, I've played winner gets all the cards and all the cash and I've played various splits of the cash total and cards to 1st/2nd.

For what it's worth, this is probably illegal gambling in your jurisdiction if you live in the U.S..

[TotallySweet]

At our local, weekly legacy event a few weeks back we had the local dick earn that nickname yet again.

He was playing game two against Landstill with Dragon Stompy (lost game one, actually). It was turn 5 or something and his magus of the moon just got Slaughter Pacted at end of turn while the landstill player was tapped out.

Landstill player untaps, leaving underground sea, wasteland, island tapped. He points to the three land and then to slaughter pact in his graveyard with his finger, then draws a card for the turn.

Dragon Stompy guy says, "That's a game loss."
Landstill, "For what? I paid for slaughter pact."
Dragon Stompy, "You didn't untap them then tap them again and you didn't say you were paying it."
Landstill, "I left the mana needed tapped and even pointed to it."
Dragon Stompy, "Doesn't matter."

Dragon Stompy guy proceeded to argue with everyone who was watching (we all agreed he was being a dick just because he was losing to a decktype he should rock). He even called up our local judge on his cellphone to tell him what happened right then and there! His response was something along the lines of "Even at a pro tour that would be, at worst, a warning. You're an idiot."

[rockout]

I got a rude kid last night.

he drafted at his regular shop and showed up for a late night session at mine.

1st pack he pass's me a baneslayer angel - I take it of course since it is $10 in store credit

2nd pack he pass's me a foil dual land (the lotus picture one)

3rd pack I rare drafted also because it was something i needed for a set

after it is all said and done he wins and gets mad because we don't re-draft the rares we have a firm idea that if you want money from a draft then draft the money cards if you want to win then draft a winning deck but you keep what you draft.

Edit: 1,000th Post Yeah Me.

Also, Baneslayer Angel is a savage first pick not just for money. A 5/5 flying first strike life linker for 5 is a little good.

He gets mad throws his draft deck down on the table and leaves

Honestly I do understand where he is coming from because he passed all his money at least another draft if not 2

That's the guys own fault for not picking money rares. You have to be in agreement before hand to re draft rares after the tournament is finished otherwise its keep what you draft. In my experience, it has always been that way.

[paK0]

Over here it is more common to repick the cards, but i guess it should be reasonable to ask before the thing starts =).

What card did he pick in the first pack over Baneslayer anyways?

[Ectoplasm]

At our local, weekly legacy event a few weeks back we had the local dick earn that nickname yet again.

He was playing game two against Landstill with Dragon Stompy (lost game one, actually). It was turn 5 or something and his magus of the moon just got Slaughter Pacted at end of turn while the landstill player was tapped out.

Landstill player untaps, leaving underground sea, wasteland, island tapped. He points to the three land and then to slaughter pact in his graveyard with his finger, then draws a card for the turn.

Dragon Stompy guy says, "That's a game loss."
Landstill, "For what? I paid for slaughter pact."
Dragon Stompy, "You didn't untap them then tap them again and you didn't say you were paying it."
Landstill, "I left the mana needed tapped and even pointed to it."
Dragon Stompy, "Doesn't matter."

Dragon Stompy guy proceeded to argue with everyone who was watching (we all agreed he was being a dick just because he was losing to a decktype he should rock). He even called up our local judge on his cellphone to tell him what happened right then and there! His response was something along the lines of "Even at a pro tour that would be, at worst, a warning. You're an idiot."

I really don't think DS should have a walkover vs landstill, I actually think it's a good matchup for landstill as long as you don't scrub out and go for duals.

[Wrath_Of_Houlding]

Over here it is more common to repick the cards, but i guess it should be reasonable to ask before the thing starts =).

What card did he pick in the first pack over Baneslayer anyways?

Yea...that should probably be a first pick no matter what anyway.

[Nightmare]

This thread is a clusterfuck of offtopic comments and tangents. In lieu of cleaning it (a lot of work), I'm closing it (a little work).