Whats wrong with the epic guys?

[Wargoos]

So you noticed they kinda turned into some Marvel/DC Heroes?
Whats wrong with those guys?
Is it cool to wear your underwear over your pants now?
I now some people in the area doing that and most of them are actually gay...
one's even called "fancy pants"....
Anyways.
There's enough superheros out there, which most of us ts-guys can impersonate, so that we can fight the Epic Battle , filming it and sending it right to wizards, to show them how amazing legacy players are and what a bunch of retards pays for their game.

So color your pants folks!


(Alternatively to make something out of this you could post, what superhero you would most likely impersonate.)
http://static.kidglue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/picky-eater-superhero-kid-1.jpg

[Parcher]

What's wrong with the EPIC guys?

Bryant.

A little Abold. A splash of Barnello.

But mostly just Bryant.

[Zach Tartell]

I voted for a Magnificient Seven theme, but they vetoed it.

[Amon Amarth]

I voted for a Magnificient Seven theme, but they vetoed it.

This. Moar.

[Bryant Cook]

What's wrong with the EPIC guys?

Bryant.

A little Abold. A splash of Barnello.

But mostly just Bryant.

You're just jealous. I mean, you're old, suck at magic, your shoes are stupid looking, and um... you're OLD! AHAHA!

/troll


So you noticed they kinda turned into some Marvel/DC Heroes?

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

[The Pharmacist]

That`s funny that Bryant is Storm. It must take a bitch to know a bitch!lol

[true story]

What's wrong with the Epic guys? 1st of all they're on a magic "team"... Not a basketball, football, baseball, hockey team, a magic team. QUEER! Not to mention Bryant is on the "team", so we know at least one of them loves the cock...

[Brushwagg]

Whats wrong with those guys?

Nothings wrong with us. If we wanted your 2 cents we would have asked for it so, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Why don't we have a Unicorn thread? All their avatars are Unicorns. I don't see anyone making a fuss over that. It must be that everyone notices because, while they might not say it, they really want to be on our team and get noticed.

[Getsickanddie]

I'd just like to point out I've been the Green Lantern for months.

[herbig]

I voted for a Magnificient Seven theme, but they vetoed it.

shotgun dominique moceanu

[Parcher]

Nothings wrong with us. If we wanted your 2 cents we would have asked for it so, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Why don't we have a Unicorn thread? All their avatars are Unicorns. I don't see anyone making a fuss over that. It must be that everyone notices because, while they might not say it, they really want to be on our team and get noticed.

Regardless of your avatar, you and Trevor and Adam don't even approach the lameness of the rest of EPIC since your Source names weren't changed "Nat" or "Trevor".

You probably wouldn't even believe the lengths Unicorn was going to go to match that douchiness until Adam pussed out on us, and nixed it.

[herbig]

dude no one cares. let's talk more about how awesome my avatar is.

[TeenieBopper]

shotgun dominique moceanu

Best. Reference. Ever.

edit: thumbs up for spelling her name right, too.

[herbig]

Best. Reference. Ever.

edit: thumbs up for spelling her name right, too.

I used to have a massive crush on her during the olympics... Maybe I'll post some pics in NMHG.

[TeenieBopper]

I used to have a massive crush on her during the olympics... Maybe I'll post some pics in NMHG.

You too? She's still pretty cute. I had a thing for Carly Patterson too.

[on1y0ne]

I mean, you're old and um... you're OLD! AHAHA!
Hey! I resemble that remark!

[JeroenC]

What? Only the EPIC guys are allowed to do this? Forshame, forshame.

[The Pharmacist]

Nothings wrong with us. If we wanted your 2 cents we would have asked for it so, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Why don't we have a Unicorn thread? All their avatars are Unicorns. I don't see anyone making a fuss over that. It must be that everyone notices because, while they might not say it, they really want to be on our team and get noticed.

No one wants to be on team epic. The only people that do anything on that team is Bryant and Di. 2 people on that team are good, and the 20 other people are just there doing nothing. Bryant is the only person from team epic that I see at any 1.5 tournaments anyways.

[true story]

Magic teams=queer.

Unicorns are pretty gay as well.

@Jap Foil, what about team left field, it could be said that the only players they have that do anything are Geoff(who owns Bryant) and Artese(when he decides to play)

Who the fuck is Brushwagg?

[true story]

Why don't we have a Unicorn thread? All their avatars are Unicorns. I don't see anyone making a fuss over that.

Team unicorn has a chick on their team don't they? That makes them cooler than epic. True story.

[herbig]

this whole thread is dumb, except for references to dominique moceanu

[spirit of the wretch]

Yay, wild team rants! You all suckzorzzz!Z, teh n00bsss, can't play magical cards for shits!!!1one! Small dicks! GAy!

[beastman]

Team Unicorn is obviously superior to all of you ass clowns. Why is this thread even still around, oh right, you epic guys just need to stroke your e-peens online since Bryant and Colin are the only ones who ever post results in real life.

[TeenieBopper]

Team unicorn has a chick on their team don't they? That makes them cooler than epic. True story.

That's Parcher.

He just has the boobs.

He's not really a girl. :(

<3

[Pinder]

Team Unicorn is obviously superior to all of you ass clowns. Why is this thread even still around, oh right, you epic guys just need to stroke your e-peens online since Bryant and Colin are the only ones who ever post results in real life.

To be fair, Zach had a string of back to back Top 8's right after he started playhing the game, and Abold did Top 8 GenCon.

Just sayin'.

And why are we all hung up on a coordinated avatar change from Epic anyway? It's hardly the first time they've done it. Anyone remember Star Wars?

Also, Teenie, you got the best one by far. <3 Gambit.

[TeenieBopper]

this whole thread is dumb, except for references to dominique moceanu

Truth.




Also, Teenie, you got the best one by far. <3 Gambit.

Sorry duder, I'm running with a better idea.

[Brushwagg]

Who the fuck is Brushwagg?

Closer then you think and I'm also at alot of tournaments but I've had to scale back a bit on the bigger ones because of budget issues and child care.

[The Pharmacist]

Magic teams=queer.

Unicorns are pretty gay as well.

@Jap Foil, what about team left field, it could be said that the only players they have that do anything are Geoff(who owns Bryant) and Artese(when he decides to play)

Who the fuck is Brushwagg?

Your just pissed off because you can`t get on a team.

[true story]

Are you serious? Magic teams are one of the biggest [snip] ideas I've ever heard of. You know I'm right Adam. Geoff lets you on his team and all of the sudden it's cool. Yeah ok... Team Epic thinks its cool so it just goes to show how [snip] it really is.

Talking shit between teams and other prima donnas is pretty much standard week-end behaviour, BUT: using "gay", "homo", etc. as insults pisses me off. Go hit urbandictionary.com and find yourself some other slur to use. - Nihil Credo

[true story]

Closer then you think and I'm also at alot of tournaments but I've had to scale back a bit on the bigger ones because of budget issues and child care.

since you're Magneto do you auto win vs affinity?

[troopatroop]

Are you serious? Magic teams are one of the biggest homo ideas I've ever heard of. You know I'm right Adam. Geoff lets you on his team and all of the sudden it's cool. Yeah ok... Team Epic thinks its cool so it just goes to show how gay it really is.

The hate just radiates from you. Picked last in gym class much? Get off their jock dude. They play the game together, are from the same place, and help each other out. Sounds like a team to me.

[The Pharmacist]

Are you serious? Magic teams are one of the biggest [snip] ideas I've ever heard of. You know I'm right Adam. Geoff lets you on his team and all of the sudden it's cool. Yeah ok... Team Epic thinks its cool so it just goes to show how [snip] it really is.

Talking shit between teams and other prima donnas is pretty much standard week-end behaviour, BUT: using "gay", "homo", etc. as insults pisses me off. Go hit urbandictionary.com and find yourself some other slur to use. - Nihil Credo

Wow! That's not going to get you on are team any faster.I'm not to sure as to why your so pissed about all of this. If you need a hug or something I'm there for you man.

[beastman]

Are you serious? Magic teams are one of the biggest [snip] ideas I've ever heard of. You know I'm right Adam. Geoff lets you on his team and all of the sudden it's cool. Yeah ok... Team Epic thinks its cool so it just goes to show how [snip] it really is.

Talking shit between teams and other prima donnas is pretty much standard week-end behaviour, BUT: using "gay", "homo", etc. as insults pisses me off. Go hit urbandictionary.com and find yourself some other slur to use. - Nihil Credo

Introducin the most diabolical hater this side of the mississippi!

[TrialByFire]

That's Parcher.

He just has the boobs.

He's not really a girl. :(

<3

This thread is worthless without pics! :tongue:

[beastman]

This thread is worthless without pics! :tongue:

You want pictures of parchers man boobs? Thats both kinky and disturbing.

[Di]

I'm off The Source for a few hours and I get this bullshit to read? Really?

I forgot we'd be criticized for doing something fun as a team. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to shoot for a new theme that doesn't offend the Source denizens because we've apparently done something to upset the masses. Is everyone going to get pissed off if we have a brand name pants theme? Is Bryant "Wrangler" Cook or Adam "Dockers" Barnello or Mike "Ecko" Herbig going to cause a stir and demand its own thread too? I assume it would because EVERYONE WEARS PANTS.

/Oh, the curse of such celebrities. God, kill me now.