Funny One-Liners

[Pastorofmuppets]

Have you ever been playing Magic with a group of people, and something says something so stupid that you have to make a witty retort?
For example
Some kid at my local library's game night: "I love Legacy. I'm really good at playing Belcher."
Me: "I'm really good at breathing. Our achievements are analogous."

The kid was sort of like "lolwut?"

[Zach Tartell]

Are you secretly Mr. FixIt?

[Pastorofmuppets]

I don't... Think... So...:eyebrow:

[rockout]

Read the quote in my profile. Apparently I actually said that during a tournament.

/thread

[Pastorofmuppets]

The Source really seems like the place where we could get a good thread going about this. As long as those Natural Order players stay out.:laugh:

[TheBirdMan]

Wtf is that supposed to mean?

[MartijnTiny]

to a friend of mine who was clearly losing:
Me: "lol, looks like you are going to lose there for sure"
He: " Oh really?"
Me: "Nope, just a joke, gl"

[Nihil Credo]

to a friend of mine who was clearly losing:
Me: "lol, looks like you are going to lose there for sure"
He: " Oh really?"
Me: "Nope, just a joke, gl"

AAAAAAaaand we're done here.