Troll and Toad customer reviews

[keys]

Am I the only person who finds these hilarious?

A few favorites:

Shivan Dragon

***** As soon as this card hits the field all shall fall before it's unstoppable might!!! as soon as you can attack, they'll be scorched for 10 or more, considering it takes 6 to put out!!! A excellent combo for this is mana flare, which turns your opponents confidence into ashes, 17/5!!!
-- By dragon master from on September 25, 2002

Trickbind

**** I definitely prefer buying these over Stifle. Stifle's one mana casting cost, which is the only benefit it has over these, does not justify its over-inflated price tag.Add in the fact that this has split-second, which Stifle does not, and Trickbind becomes the clear choice. Don't get me wrong, I would be happy to get a Stifle in a booster or whatever, but if I am buying singles, it will be Trickbind every time, without a doubt.
-- By Jim from Madison, WI on September 17, 2009

Rancor

***** This is one of the best cards of all time and should probably be banned. Simply because of the fact that for 1 lousy mana you can make an undying cycle of doom. The opponent won't even bother blowing it up, so you have to do it yourself, just so you can start the rampage with a different creature. Coupled with Seal of Strength and Giant Growths, you've just about got the game won in 2 attacks. I would rate it 6 stars but you can't, so...
-- By STAMPEDE!!! from Winchester VA on April 01, 2003

***** i love this beast as much as i love my men
-- By greg kaats from sandiego,ca,usa on March 25, 2004

[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

I was tickled.

[MMogg]

Anycraze has comments as well... this one (http://www.anycraze.com/sc_parent.asp?id=PSRU60) about Flametongue Kavu I will never forget:


everyone, I believe I speak for everyone saying this is a toned down Giant Cockroach. I mean, think about it. If you play Giant Cockroach and there are no other creatures on the field, does it kill itself? no. Its so obvious that the Cockroach is the better card. I don't know how this sees so much play when the Cockroach isn't played at all.

Comedy gold.

[godryk]

Well, those sites are full of win, moxen reviews are specially hilarious, like this one on Mox Sapphire.


Why not use an island instead?

[Nihil Credo]

There is nothing on this card that could possibly make it worth 17 bux. Besides, Terravore is better. X/X trampler over a 8/9 (the biggest possible) body. Type 2 players have to pay out the wazoo for crappier cards. I'm glad I play Extended and Legacy.

[sunshine]

There is nothing on this card that could possibly make it worth 17 bux. Besides, Terravore is better. X/X trampler over a 8/9 (the biggest possible) body. Type 2 players have to pay out the wazoo for crappier cards. I'm glad I play Extended and Legacy.

This one just killed me.

[Digital Devil]

More about Tarmogoyf:

it dies to 2 many things and is not even that good in the first place. u have to design ur deck around this card and then it dies and all ur hard work is gone. i would play troll over this guy in a heartbeat
-- By Anonymous from moon on February 05, 2008

I don't see what the hub-bub is all about. I've played with this guy a few times and found that he was nothing more than a 2/3 on turn 2, and later in the game maxing out as a 4/5 or maybe a 5/6. Heck, Kird Ape can be a 2/3 on turn 1 with a Stomping Ground of Taiga in play, so I think he's better than a 'goyf, yet you can fetch a damnation with one of these guys right now. Maybe I'm missing something, but any strategy that would use the graveyard to his advantage seems to be missing the point. There are much better cards that interact with the graveyard and have some sort of evation. I'm open to suggestions here...
-- By Anonymous from CA on July 10, 2007

A mediocre rare and possibly them ost overrated card of all time in the game of Magic. He's rarely anything more than a 2/3 by the third or fourth turn and after that usually won't make it past evolving into a 4/5 or 5/6 if your opponent hasn't fried him by then. A big fat "meh" for this guy. There are plenty of other ways I'd rather be spending two mana.
-- By Anonymous from USA on October 15, 2007

there is absolutely, positively, unquestionably, undeniably,, without a doubt, no freakin' way this card should cost anywhere even close to what it does. This should be maybe $5...at the very most!! My friends and I call this the Paris Hilton of Magic cards...it's decent looking, not really worthy of its popularity, and worth WAY more than it should be. LOL
-- By Jim from Madison, WI on August 21, 2009

Considering that there are way to many viable ways to deal with creatures. If you are gettin' your a$$ handed to you by this well then you need to learn how to play this game. The picture is ugly as sin anyway.
-- By louis from The Real World on April 18, 2009

[DragoFireheart]

Force of Will:


Posted By: Grakora@aol.com on 6/20/2008
imnot gonna lie, i personnaly dont see wut the big deal is, its nice, and can be usefull, but by god, its one of the most situational cards ever, theers a lot that can go wrong with this, however, put this in a reanimate deck, blue/black, and dump out some nice but expensive blue creatures out, and animate, thats about the best i can think of this card doing, personaly i must perfer commandeer, discard 2 blue, and u get to kinda counter/and take control of the spell, any spell except creatures, and lands. and it stays urs until it gets destroyed or whatever


...

[Bardo]

Posted By: DaRoadsLikeJelly on 9/3/2005
... How the hell is this card advantage? It lets you dig into and rearange your library, and it replaces itself. The only person who seems to get it is hpnotig!

[Ectoplasm]

The picture is ugly as sin anyway.

This alone probably makes a Goyf cost €10 less. Imagine the price if it had Progenitus art :)

[Ectoplasm]

Lotus


This card does have potential, but unless you can get it first turn it's hardly worth the cost. One of the only reason why this card to so expensive is because of the lack of copies. I could make 5 decks that could run over anything by third turn with the amount of money I would spend on this one card. You wont even have a play set and with having a min. amount of cards in a deck being 40 the chance of drawing this card is slim to non unless you have great luck. Then you can only use it once, unless of course you spend mana to bring it back. I think this card is extremely over priced, and over rated.

CB


I don't see why you would put this card in a main deck...I mean, alright so you might get lucky and counter your opponent's spell, but how likely is that? I also don't see how anyone could build a deck around Counterbalance...I don't think that there's any way to scry or rearrange your library after your opponent plays the spell but before you reveal the top card of your library...

Can you guess which one this is?


It is not very good because it kills all creatures includind your own


This card is doodoo. Damnation is way better cuz it looks better and a black card that can destroy black and artifact creatures.Black is the best color ever and always will b cuz of this card and reanimation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Finn]

Good work, folks. Nothing makes you feel better than reading raging ignorance.

Some of these are priceless.

[Digital Devil]

Pernicious Deed:

This card costs a lot of mana, a lot of money, and it doesn't do a whole a lot. This card is no N disk.
-- By Anonymous from Two Rivers on May 06, 2002
Thoughtseize:

its awesome but not better than encroach
-- By Nate from 321321 on February 04, 2009
Arcbound Ravager:

Simple math: Fog>Arcbound Ravenger, Counterspell>Arcbound Ravenger, Shatter>Arcbound Ravenger, Dispersal Shield>Arcbound Ravenger, Stifle>Arcbound Ravenger, Trick Bind>Arcbound Ravenger... need I say more?
-- By Phil from Silver Spring,MD USA on February 10, 2007
Standstill:

but then, thats stupid cus, whenever you play a spell. you have to sac it, then your opponents get to draw 3 card, =/ what a great card
-- By Anonymous from california usa on November 09, 2002
Dark Confidant:

this cards not to good because you lose at least 1 life every turn but can still be pretty helpful
-- By Anonymous from ON on February 14, 2006

Reveal draw + 2 life losse average, nobody ever heard about Phyrexian Arena! Both extended. Who the hell plays Block?
-- By Mario from São Paulo, Brazil on January 28, 2008
...and the best one so far. Here it is;

After playing Lich in a number of decks I have found it to be one of the most useful cards ever printed.
-- By Bob from Knoxville,Tn USA on December 28, 2001

[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

Keep in mind that a lot of this is from personal experience. To someone that plays cafeteria/kitchen table magic, where everyone's running Time Stretch and Form of the Dragon, Commandeer may well be better than Force of Will.

[Ectoplasm]

Keep in mind that a lot of this is from personal experience. To someone that plays cafeteria/kitchen table magic, where everyone's running Time Stretch and Form of the Dragon, Commandeer may well be better than Force of Will.

Which is what makes this so funny :laugh: It's like these people are from a wholly different plane of existence.

[majikal]

Mana Drain:

* This was good but then they printed DAZE
-- By David from NYC, NY USA on December 01, 2007

[yawg07]

Daze:

*** force spike is better almost all of the time. it's still pretty good, though...
-- By greg from here on March 07, 2009

[Atwa]

So I can conclude: Force Spike >> Mana Drain?

I'll trade all my Legends Spikes for Drains. I'll even do them 2 for 1.

I love those comments :)

[vigilante]

Re: Blood Moon

* This is a Pathetic excuse for a rare card
-- By Anonymous from Mars on February 18, 2004

Re: Bazaar of Baghdad

**** Its a really good card but i think i like attunement a lot more.
-- By Joakim Börjesson from Sweden Gothenburg on July 06, 2002

[sunshine]

BLUE MANA IS SO RIDICULOUSLY UNDERRATED. YOU CAN USE IT ON VISSERDRIX, ARCANIS, AND EVEN ARTIFACTS. ALL OF THEM!!! WHEN YOU ADD THE WHITE YOU CAN PERFORM
-- By Roy Spiers from Dallas, Tx on March 17, 2003

Visserdrix ftw. This was for Flooded Strand btw, and yes, that was where the quote actually ended.

[Phoenix Ignition]

Visserdrix ftw. This was for Flooded Strand btw, and yes, that was where the quote actually ended.

His own stupidity must have shut his brain off at this point.

[rockout]

So glad someone brought these to my attention, they are hilarious.

[Otter]

Slogger --

i'd never use this card, for its one special ability, you have to discard, from the entire game, the top 10 cards, to deal only 2 damage directly. Unless your opponent has only to life left, i dont see the cause to ever use this ability. The only 2 things good about it is its rareness and attack/deffense. Don't waist your $.
-- By Yoko from Indiana, USA on April 02, 2004

Lackey --

This Card Is not a good card . If u have it in ur hand 1st turn its ok but what if u dont have amy good goblin card it suck Moggcatcher is better
-- By Anonymous from Canada :D on September 13, 2003

[Cthuloo]

Ancestral recall:


* i dont like this card i think its just an underpriced reach through mists and its not good! like black lotus (ppl only like it for its rareness, it was never good)
-- By Anonymous from The magical land of Yam on December 15, 2004



** It's an okay card drawer, but since it targets a player, it can be misdirected or diverted to the opponent for him to draw the cards instead. Worthless if I have Ivory Mask or True Beliver in play :(. Also Chalice for 1 makes it a dead card. I would play thoughtcast or gush instead.
-- By power9 h8ter from Nashville, TN USA on February 19, 2007


*** I only rate it 3 stars since its really overpriced, and ancestral vision is just as good (and it has no cost!)
-- By Anonymous from Raleigh, NC USA on February 02, 2009

No, sir, not just as good. In fact:


**** It's a good card, but I think ancestral vision is better. Good for type 1 though.
-- By Anonymous from Cleveland, OH USA on August 20, 2009

[majikal]

Stop it! You're making my sides hurt! :laugh:

[vigilante]

Re: Sol Ring. I lol'd.


***** By golly, this card is amazing. With it I was able to get a job, save my marriage, and raise 3 kids while still beating ravager.
-- By John from Nowhere, MN on October 22, 2007

[Skeggi]

Apparently Channel is best used to power a turn 3 Krosan Cloudscraper or create alot of snakes.


***** Best. Card. Ever. OK, not really. But it can be painful, turn three Krosan Cloudscraper painful. Not to mention Snake Basket.
-- By Anonymous from Ucluelet, BC, Canada on May 25, 2004

[Cthuloo]

I'm having some real good time :laugh:

Bridge from below:


**** Wheel of Sun and Moon pwns this sorry combo tripe back to the Stone Age. Plus it's cheaper and more easily tutored for.
-- By Duke DemonKnight from Hellesville, Hellatia on May 29, 2008

Yawgmoth's will


**** Not a bad card except yawgmoth's agenda does the same thing better.
-- By Anonymous from anonymous on September 29, 2002

Necropotence



* What the...! WHats the point of this card whats it DO its like losing 1 life a turn for no reason! Why would you want to help the opponent win the game! Ill much rather use healing salve! All the other reviewers were joking right?
-- By Anonymous from Anonymous on October 15, 2002


* Um, can it do anything useful? Maybe if it didn't require skipping the draw phase it wouldn't be bad, but as it is, it just seems to be a good way to kill yourself. Maybe it should be called necro-impotence (lol).
-- By Me from Here on April 02, 2005


* necro is one of the most over-rated cards in mtg. Yes I draw 10 cards and the and have 10 life and then someone gets a ball lightning , yes again I'm pretty much dead and you die of almost any red card , yes necro is so good. Especially know when you can win on round zero.
-- By Anonymous from Japan on March 21, 2008

[Skeggi]

Hey...


**** Wheel of Sun and Moon pwns this sorry combo tripe back to the Stone Age. Plus it's cheaper and more easily tutored for.
-- By Duke DemonKnight from Hellesville, Hellatia on May 29, 2008


That name rings a bell... (http://www.mtgthesource.com/forums/member.php?u=7733)

[MMogg]

Oath of Druids:


When used properly this card can really be useful. On the third turn you could end up with a thorn elemental or avatar of might or something else really powerful. Anyone want an 8/8 trampler (or better) on the third turn?
-- By Billy Wilson from Glendora, CA USA on June 28, 2001

And now for scrubs going nuts over shit...

Vizzerdrix:


oh man this card is so!! freaking awesome!!! when this card was legal in standard i main decked 4 of these babies. This card totaly dominates all other cards, i don't see any other cards that are even a comparison to this. Maybe trained orgg but other than that this is by far the best card to use in any format, expecially type 1.
-- By Ida from Toronto on January 20, 2008

So now that I have my Vizzerdrix, what kind of mana will I need?

Flooded Strand


BLUE MANA IS SO RIDICULOUSLY UNDERRATED. YOU CAN USE IT ON VISSERDRIX, ARCANIS, AND EVEN ARTIFACTS. ALL OF THEM!!! WHEN YOU ADD THE WHITE YOU CAN PERFORM
-- By Roy Spiers from Dallas, Tx on March 17, 2003

Hmmm, but someone disagrees...


this card cant produce 2 different types of mana unless you can somehow sac it multiple times (u can use it w/ life from the loam, and these 2 are often found in the same deck, which is why i give 2 not 1 stars)...but still: hallowed fountain is simply better in a straight u/w deck...
-- By greg from here on October 30, 2008

Last, but not least, more scrubs on meth...

Sneak Attack:


This ..... is ........ absolutely inzane!!!! most overpowered card I've EVER seen!! O__O I've heard people talking 'bout Sneak Attack, but I always thought it to be a deck strategy, much less a card... This is absolutely stunning, and really, REALLY FRIGGIN MIGHTY!! *Looses conciousness due to hyperventilating*
-- By Jens Nicolai from Lyin on the floor, dreaming about Sneak Attack on February 27, 2009

Dude, you're at a 10, you need to be at a 1. I love the bit I underlined.

[Jim Higginbottom]

lol. i really hope that isn't a member of this forum.

[Mark Sun]

Apparently Channel is best used to power a turn 3 Krosan Cloudscraper or create alot of snakes.

SNAKE BASKET OH NO! My sides are about to erupt, and I'm in a library right now :laugh:

These are amazing, although I have the suspicion that the Vizz comment was made in sarcasm, no?

[MMogg]

These are amazing, although I have the suspicion that the Vizz comment was made in sarcas,m no?

Indeed, I can't help but wonder (not to mention hope and pray) that a lot of these are trolling (no pun intended) comments. Can players really be so utterly stupid? :confused:

[quicksilver]

Exitrpate:


This card will show alot of promise in grind decks. Used with Cranial Extraction and Glimpse of the Unthinkable, 12 cards can nearly deck someone entirely. Of course, this will be restricted before too long, but that's okay. It'll still be a good card.
-- By Stephen from USA on February 08, 2007


Man, this would absolutely murder my relentelss rats deck :-(
-- By Anonymous from Somewhere on April 13, 2007


Average card considering it basically comes down to who extipates first in a duel. Extirpate the other player's Extirpate and you get three more chances to hit something good. It is a bit overated right now and will come back down to earth soon.
-- By DirkStar from Dayton, Ohio on May 05, 2007


the best single black spell of all time,before protesting my ignorance and blurting out a half dozen contestants, please take some time and think about it.
-- By Anonymous from sudbury, ontario,canada on November 29, 2007



Book Burning


**** turn 2 monster, very disrupting early match, and annoying late game. i always hate seeing it hit the board but love using on opponents
-- By anonymous from MD on July 25, 2002

***** One of the best red cards ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- By Anonymous from Houston, TX USA on August 25, 2004

***** this card is de bisness
-- By tiny knob from somewhere in a galaxy far far away on October 09, 2005

***** the best turn two hiter
-- By Joseph from byirdstown tn on December 05, 2005

**** This card is AWESOME! In fact, most of the red cards in Judgement are awesome. Milling 6 cards can be devastating when hitting the right cards, and dealing 6 damage for two mana is simply too crazy.
-- By Jens N from Denmark on September 21, 2009

I don't recall seeing this one about goyf:

Great card. W/e it's not played in vintage/legacy and will never be because it can't kill fast enough once it's out of extended it's price will go down easly. Good card yes, but it's not the best creature ever printed no way. In standard it's in every deck because there realy isn't a substitute, it's a great beater thats it.
-- By Scott kaczmarski from Eau Clair WI on March 23, 2009

[J.V.]

Here are a few gems, I just stumbled upon...

Tezzeret the Seeker:

This card is doodoo. by the time you play this its over or will get dropped by the best card in magic THOUGHTSEIZE.There r so many good cards out there and this is not 1 of them.Go head say im crazy but i promise you this card is not worth it. I will drop it so quick its like you never had it

Standstill:

but then, thats stupid cus, whenever you play a spell. you have to sac it, then your opponents get to draw 3 card, =/ what a great card

Vampiric Tutor:

For one more mana I can get the card I want in my hand, not on top of my library. How often does the fact that this is an instant help you? So what if it's an instant, you have to wait until you draw a card for it to be useful. That's card disadvantage. Vampiric Tutor is weak.

[DukeDemonKn1ght]

About the card Leveler:


Overall this is a great card... if you play it right. The key is to use it as a kind of trump card in a blue deck. Just save it till near the end, remove your library from the game, and then play a reminisce to that your graveyard becomes your library!
-- By Dantrag Baenre from Menzoberranzan on February 27, 2004

Also:

Come on, use your imagination! this card is great! How many creatures can live through a battle with a 10/10 ? Here are three cards that will garentee you a win: 1. Vorrac Battlehorns 2. Beacon of Tomorrows 3. leveler. build up your mana and play Leveler. Then play a Beacon of Tomorrows and shuffle it into your library. Next turn equip the battlehorns to the Leveler (to prevent gang-up bloking) and draw the beacon. Keep on attaking and taking a extra turn untill you win.
-- By Anonymous from Wilmington DE USA on May 22, 2005

Wait, there's more:

this card sucks unless u have damping matrix
-- By rick james from brunswick oh on May 07, 2004

Ah-hahahahahahahahah!

[santeria]

Hey...



That name rings a bell... (http://www.mtgthesource.com/forums/member.php?u=7733)

yeah, I noticed the same thing......

[santeria]

I hate you Tarmogoyf. You're just too damn expensive. Hopefully this will be the second reprinted "future-shifted" card in Shadowmoor, which would mean that Wizards realizes the secondary market situation on this thing has gotten RIDICULOUS.
-- By Duke DemonKnight from asdfas on March 10, 2008

[DrJones]

So I can conclude: Force Spike >> Mana Drain?

I'll trade all my Legends Spikes for Drains. I'll even do them 2 for 1.

I love those comments :)This comment has no merit whatsoever unless somehow the prices of those cards were switched.

[DukeDemonKn1ght]

@Skeggi & Santeria:
Yeah, yeah... I'd been waiting for someone to notice the hilarity and lack of insight of some of my user reviews on TrollandToad.:tongue:

In my own defense though, I stand by... most of my comments on there. I do hate Tarmogoyf mostly because I can't afford it (or rather, don't want to spend as much on it as I'd have to.) As far as Wheel of Sun and Moon and all that... You gotta understand, I have occasional insomnia and I've been known to indulge in the cheeba.

Anyhow, laugh it up...:wink:

[santeria]

goyf is like a $25-$30 card, how is that expensive ? how is that not a quarter of mids ?

[Dan Turner]

I've been known to indulge in the cheeba.

PASS THAT SHIT, but yea I love reading troll and toad comments have been doing it for years. I used to leave purposeful trolling comments on stuff like moxen

[Mark Sun]

Bored today:


Sensei's Divining Top:

** Oh my god... I found someone who thinks just like me! OK, so I like the Mirrodin block and they don't, but still, the point is that if you think like me too, then you should read my brutal reiew of Ravnica. Oh! and Aven fateshaper is way better than this piece of crap.

-- By Sage of the Order from Order Headquarters on November 24, 2005


Skullclamp:

***** Equip an ornithopter with this: you make a flier blocker and draw 2 cards!!! Repeat this process with more ornithopters and other creatures and watch your opponent cry!

-- By Anonymous from Lisbon, Portugal on April 14, 2004


Arcbound Ravager:

** ok guys lets think this card over . . . OMG OMG OMG I PUT LIKE 40 TOKENS ON HIM SACRIFICING EVERYTHING I HAVE . . . oh look . . . ive been blocked by a 1/1 weenie . . . compeletely defenseless . . . hmm . . . OMG OMG I GOT A 40/40 CREATURE IN PLAY IM SO COOL . . . but i still lost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40 tokens ?

-- By Kuhl from somewhere with smarts on January 20, 2006

[THEchubbymuffin]

Humility:
This card will single handedly end games. Even playgroups. Not because it is the "best card evar!" but because after you tell your opponent about layers and stamp order they will kindly stop playing you.
-- By Anonyrelentlessrats from Cali on October 20, 2009

[rockout]

Humility:

LOL, that person must play on MWS a lot.

[GGoober]

Quote:
After playing Lich in a number of decks I have found it to be one of the most useful cards ever printed.
-- By Bob from Knoxville,Tn USA on December 28, 2001

Cavius is Bob from Knoxville!????? OMG O_O"

Also, I laughed so bad on the Standstill being a bad card. I'm going to surf Trollandtoad now when I'm bored lol.

[Guevera59]

On Mutavault:


Great card, but why rare? It's only a 2/2, it doesn't deserve rare, and if they knew it was going to be so popular... Ugh. The rare thing gets me. I'd have to say the same thing with Thoughtseize, one-drop rare.

-- By Jay from USA on July 15, 2008


Remember how Mishra's Factory was an uncommon?? Yeah those were the good old days. (And now they're adding Mythic Rares in the fall)... Sigh... I want to play competitively but I don't feel like I can afford to, especially since it's best to have a backup deck for most formats. You're killin' me here, WotC.

-- By Duke DemonKnight from Hellesville on July 10, 2008

@DDK-

You are one cynical fucking dude.

[neon_havoc]

Shivan Dragon

***** As soon as this card hits the field all shall fall before it's unstoppable might!!! as soon as you can attack, they'll be scorched for 10 or more, considering it takes 6 to put out!!! A excellent combo for this is mana flare, which turns your opponents confidence into ashes, 17/5!!!
-- By dragon master from on September 25, 2002

so full of win :laugh:

[Phoenix Ignition]

@DDK-

You are one cynical fucking dude.

LMAO is there a way to just search for a specific person's comments?

This explains so much...

[Guevera59]

Jim the Wise one on Marsh Flats-

(One star) All they did was renamed Terramorphic Expanse, but now it will cost you life, and you only have 2 basic land types to choose from instead of all 5. These are nowhere near worthy of being rare, or even uncommon. How can they take a card that was a mediocre common to begin with, slap some penalties and restrictions on it, then try to pass it off as a rare?

[lorddotm]

Considering that there are way to many viable ways to deal with creatures. If you are gettin' your a$$ handed to you by this well then you need to learn how to play this game. The picture is ugly as sin anyway.

-- By louis from The Real World on April 18, 2009

[puppektion]

On Silence:


2 Words :):) Isochron Scepter!!!

-- By Le Pic from Qc, Canada on July 21, 2009


Another 2 words.....Blinkmoth Well.......more 2 words......Pithing Needle.....another 2 words....Krosan Grip....

-- By Jesse from California, USA on July 22, 2009

Something about that just made me smile a bit.

[DukeDemonKn1ght]

On Flooded Strand:


" BLUE MANA IS SO RIDICULOUSLY UNDERRATED. YOU CAN USE IT ON VISSERDRIX, ARCANIS, AND EVEN ARTIFACTS. ALL OF THEM!!! WHEN YOU ADD THE WHITE YOU CAN PERFORM

- By Roy Spiers from Dallas, Tx on March 17, 2003"

Yup. Blue mana. The most underrated thing ever, fuh sho. And Vizzerdrix is a fucking brick house. :rolleyes:

Also, this dude appropriatately rated Lorthos the Tidemaker as a one star card, but his review made me lawl.


" Wow. This is not a Lotus Cobra. He bigger, he Mwwgrgrwgrmbrmbrmbr gonna eat you up little snake man, you bad man, very bad. Yuck.

By Hooper from msp on October 22, 2009

Also, for the piece de resistance, this dude rates Misinformation (one of my favorite "why the fuck would you ever play that card?" cards), as a five star card. His reasoning is pretty fail:



Does anybody know how good this card is wow im amazed think of the possibilities u can slow your opponents hand so fast even ancestral recall will have problems with this one

ThreshThresh-- By Anonymous from CA on December 30, 2004

Oh my god, the shit people say about Necropotence is so hilariously misguided:


I think the reason why this card is sometimes rated so poorly is because its use is unclear. What does it mean to discard a card? Is it every time a card enters the graveyard or only when there are more than 7 cards at the end of a turn or some other mechanism that requires the loss of a card from the hand or in play. When they say pay 1 life to draw a card, does that mean you can pay 50 life in one turn and draw fifty cards or does it mean each turn you can pay 1 life to draw a card or does it mean you must pay 1 life and draw a card

-- By Anonymous from san jose, ca on October 28, 2009


necro is one of the most over-rated cards in mtg. Yes I draw 10 cards and the and have 10 life and then someone gets a ball lightning , yes again I'm pretty much dead and you die of almost any red card , yes necro is so good. Especially know when you can win on round zero.

-- By Anonymous from Japan on March 21, 2008


What the...! WHats the point of this card whats it DO its like losing 1 life a turn for no reason! Why would you want to help the opponent win the game! Ill much rather use healing salve! All the other reviewers were joking right?

-- By Anonymous from Anonymous on October 15, 2002

...Kind of makes you realize why they listed themselves as "Anonymous," no?

[Black Rain]

sorry the crap is just funny, like where do these magic players play at?

(chalice of the void)
Seemed like a good card when I first saw it. But, then I tried to use it and found that there is way too much guesswork and luck required for it to actually be effective. Unless you know your opponent's deck, you have no idea what number is best to set for the Chalice. You can design your deck with a specific number in mind, and avoid putting cards with that casting cost in, but then you just have to hope your opponent is using a deck with plenty of cards with that cost. Good Luck with that. :eek:

-- By Jim from Madison, WI on October 14, 2009

[KillemallCFH]

sorry the crap is just funny, like where do these magic players play at? Their kitchen tables?