[Free Article] The Magical Murderous Mansion

[voltron00x]

Full, unedited title that doesn't fit anywhere: "The Magical Murderous Mansion of Evil Elias Educational Toys and Vengeance Enablers"

This article is really just me having a little fun with the spoiler format, especially now that all the cards are out there. It's not really that Legacy-specific, but hopefully still an enjoyable read.

http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/legacy/21803_The_Long_And_Winding_Road_The_Magical_Murderous_Mansion.html

[NyxathidHorror]

"I mean, look at those teeth! They're so… white."

The article was really humorous, but this particularly made me roll. You definitely make reading easier than others, who like to cruelly post a wall of text; with no flavour or style at all.


"And seriously, go easy on the Phyrexian mana."

:laugh:

[Tammit67]

A little late to the party for this eh? But your style pulls it through.

[voltron00x]

I'm pretty sure no one else has mentioned Gremlin Mine in that context to date, unless I missed it somewhere.

[Shabbaman]

The card images don't load for me, so unfortunately that makes the article hard to follow. Now my friday is ruined :'(

[Cthuloo]

Great article! Quote of the day:


“oh look at me, I'm immune to fire, you can't touch me, I'm an Angel, la la la, flap flap flap my pretty wings,” then, bam! Feathers everywhere...