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07-23-2011, 12:20 AM
Something I wrote for a friend, and I decided to post here, even tho not amazingly well written, maybe someone may find it useful.
My recently created theorem, or "Diversify your hate" theorem:
If 2 or more cards share the same function and can be used against the same situation most of the time, but given specific situations their mechanics works better than the other, the correct is to use a split with the same proportion of the amounts of situations in which they are better than the other. If the proportion is too hard to be determined, the correct is a equal split of them.
What the hell am I talking about?
HATE, man, HATE!
No, you don't need to get out and hate everyone. I'm talking about Graveyard hate, Creature hate, Artifact hate, any kind of "hate card", these that, you know, don't like the others very much.
How it applies
Well, to explain better the scenario above, here's one of the many times in which I realized the strength of this theorem:
This is what I used to run as Creature Removal in my monoblack deck:
4 Vendetta
3 Diabolic Edict
4 Gatekeeper of Malakir
2 Go for the Throat
Sure, amazing, it's already diversifyed, but guess what? Whenever I drew Vendetta against a Dark Confidant, I hated myself. Whenever I drew it against a Noble Hierarch or a Goblin Lackey, I loved it.
Whenever I drew Diabolic against Progenitus or a Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, I shouted a HELL YEAH BABE!!! (and proceeded losing to counterspell...). When I drew it against Siege-Gang Commander, well, at least I shown the token who's the boss.
What so?
This is my new Removal pack:
2 Vendetta
2 Diabolic Edict
2 Go for the Throat
1 Doom Blade
1 Dismember
1 Smother
4 Gatekeeper of Malakir
WoW! Don't see the difference at all.
(Reasons for splitting your hate)
No really, most of the time, it works just the same. After all, all of them remove the opposing Tarmogoyfs.
But given certain situations, one hate is better than the other. The only hate I knew to be way better was Malakir, which I wanted as 4-of (the maximun split possible). All the rest, I just made several splits and now my chances on having the right removal for diverse situation are better. Strength came from diversifying my hate.
And there's also the "multiples" effect. When the first card is bad against a deck (i.e. GFTT vs artifact deck), ALL 4 COPIES are bad. When you don't have 4 copies, you may end up drawing 1, even 2 bad cards, but you have a chance of drawing the good card as well.
Also, this way, not only you'll have a chance of hitting a better hate against a deck, but you'll also be a lot less predictable! Believe me, this paranoia (http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/expandnews.php?Article=3453) is good!
And last, there are "naming cards", like Meddling Mage and Pithing Needle or Cabal Therapy (which is a monster) that can ruin your day if you have 4 of a key card, that wouldn't if you had a lot of different cards that did the same thing.
Where else does it apply?
Graveyard hate:
If Tormods is better sometimes, and Surgical Extraction is better some other times, and Faerie Macabre is better against some decks too, and Bojuka bog has its advatages against a few decks, guess what you could play instead of 4 Tormod's Crypts:
1 Tormod's Crypt
1 Faerie Macabre
1 Bojuka Bog
1 Surgical Extraction
By doing so, you have a chance on getting the exact hate you wanted, but if not, you can still get a good enough hate. And some hates are good against some decks and can be complementary sideboard against them as well.
Artifact/Enchant hate:
Instead of 4 Krosan Grip, you could try using Seal of Primordium, since it costs one less, and Nature's Claim, since it costs 2 less, and even if they don't do the same against some decks, if they are there for fighting random artifact/enchantments, a Split could be the way to go.
There are other places that I don't remember at the moment, but whenever a card has similarities with another, and both fill the same role, this is possible.
Ok, I got it (even tho I still don't believe you), so what's next?
Here, notice how well crafted the aforementioned Theorem is: Say you added Krosan Grips to your sideboard in order to fight Counterbalance, and you are now hating me because, well, only K.Grip is uncounterable (by spells) against CB+Top decks.
Don't hate me (or diversify your hate, I dunno). In this case, the Theorem clearly says:
"If 2 or more cards share the same function and can be used against the same situation most of the time..."
This means K.grip is the only card that matches your situation, and therefore a 4 cards split of 1 card is 4-of that card.
Well, this is all I got. I hope whoever read this can understand, at least partially, why 1-of sideboards end up being strong choices, and why decks packing 1 and 2-ofs that do the same thing can end up being better than a straight forward 4-ofs deck, given the right situation.
My recently created theorem, or "Diversify your hate" theorem:
If 2 or more cards share the same function and can be used against the same situation most of the time, but given specific situations their mechanics works better than the other, the correct is to use a split with the same proportion of the amounts of situations in which they are better than the other. If the proportion is too hard to be determined, the correct is a equal split of them.
What the hell am I talking about?
HATE, man, HATE!
No, you don't need to get out and hate everyone. I'm talking about Graveyard hate, Creature hate, Artifact hate, any kind of "hate card", these that, you know, don't like the others very much.
How it applies
Well, to explain better the scenario above, here's one of the many times in which I realized the strength of this theorem:
This is what I used to run as Creature Removal in my monoblack deck:
4 Vendetta
3 Diabolic Edict
4 Gatekeeper of Malakir
2 Go for the Throat
Sure, amazing, it's already diversifyed, but guess what? Whenever I drew Vendetta against a Dark Confidant, I hated myself. Whenever I drew it against a Noble Hierarch or a Goblin Lackey, I loved it.
Whenever I drew Diabolic against Progenitus or a Emrakul, the Aeons Torn, I shouted a HELL YEAH BABE!!! (and proceeded losing to counterspell...). When I drew it against Siege-Gang Commander, well, at least I shown the token who's the boss.
What so?
This is my new Removal pack:
2 Vendetta
2 Diabolic Edict
2 Go for the Throat
1 Doom Blade
1 Dismember
1 Smother
4 Gatekeeper of Malakir
WoW! Don't see the difference at all.
(Reasons for splitting your hate)
No really, most of the time, it works just the same. After all, all of them remove the opposing Tarmogoyfs.
But given certain situations, one hate is better than the other. The only hate I knew to be way better was Malakir, which I wanted as 4-of (the maximun split possible). All the rest, I just made several splits and now my chances on having the right removal for diverse situation are better. Strength came from diversifying my hate.
And there's also the "multiples" effect. When the first card is bad against a deck (i.e. GFTT vs artifact deck), ALL 4 COPIES are bad. When you don't have 4 copies, you may end up drawing 1, even 2 bad cards, but you have a chance of drawing the good card as well.
Also, this way, not only you'll have a chance of hitting a better hate against a deck, but you'll also be a lot less predictable! Believe me, this paranoia (http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/expandnews.php?Article=3453) is good!
And last, there are "naming cards", like Meddling Mage and Pithing Needle or Cabal Therapy (which is a monster) that can ruin your day if you have 4 of a key card, that wouldn't if you had a lot of different cards that did the same thing.
Where else does it apply?
Graveyard hate:
If Tormods is better sometimes, and Surgical Extraction is better some other times, and Faerie Macabre is better against some decks too, and Bojuka bog has its advatages against a few decks, guess what you could play instead of 4 Tormod's Crypts:
1 Tormod's Crypt
1 Faerie Macabre
1 Bojuka Bog
1 Surgical Extraction
By doing so, you have a chance on getting the exact hate you wanted, but if not, you can still get a good enough hate. And some hates are good against some decks and can be complementary sideboard against them as well.
Artifact/Enchant hate:
Instead of 4 Krosan Grip, you could try using Seal of Primordium, since it costs one less, and Nature's Claim, since it costs 2 less, and even if they don't do the same against some decks, if they are there for fighting random artifact/enchantments, a Split could be the way to go.
There are other places that I don't remember at the moment, but whenever a card has similarities with another, and both fill the same role, this is possible.
Ok, I got it (even tho I still don't believe you), so what's next?
Here, notice how well crafted the aforementioned Theorem is: Say you added Krosan Grips to your sideboard in order to fight Counterbalance, and you are now hating me because, well, only K.Grip is uncounterable (by spells) against CB+Top decks.
Don't hate me (or diversify your hate, I dunno). In this case, the Theorem clearly says:
"If 2 or more cards share the same function and can be used against the same situation most of the time..."
This means K.grip is the only card that matches your situation, and therefore a 4 cards split of 1 card is 4-of that card.
Well, this is all I got. I hope whoever read this can understand, at least partially, why 1-of sideboards end up being strong choices, and why decks packing 1 and 2-ofs that do the same thing can end up being better than a straight forward 4-ofs deck, given the right situation.