I know the MWS thread got killed, but fuck it

[SpatulaOfTheAges]

I'm Player. I've been waiting for this situation to come up since Hive Mind became a deck.

Player plays a facedown card from Hand
Al plays a facedown card from Hand
Player flips Verdant Catacombs over
Al flips Hive Mind over
Al puts Show and Tell to Graveyard from Play
Al plays Summoner's Pact from Hand
Player is looking its Library...
Player puts Elvish Spirit Guide into play from Library
[with three lands in play]
Player shuffles library
Player stops looking its Library...
Player puts Elvish Spirit Guide to Hand from Play
Al puts Summoner's Pact to Graveyard from Play
Al plays Slaughter Pact from Hand
[targeting Argothian Enchantress]
<Player> shroud
<System> Player Lost

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[TheInfamousBearAssassin]

Interesting if true.

[Ziveeman]

Had a similar thing happen to me. The guy is playing Hive Mind and I am playing Zoo. He has Tundra, sol land and Show and Tells Hive Mind into play. I put in Qasali Pridemage then he Slaughter Pacts one of my two Wild Nacatls. I target the other Wild Nacatl with my copy of Slaughter Pact then cast Lightning Bolt targeting the Wild Nacatl I targeted with my Slaughter Pact. He lets it though then when I don't pay the pact (since I don't have to), he calls me a noob and quits. wtf.

[Birkardo]

Conclussion: hive mind is a mindless deck played by noobs. Especially in internet.

[jandax]

Conclussion: hive mind is a deck played by mindless noobs. Especially in internet.

fixed it!

[Nelis]

Conclusion: hive mind is a deck played by mindless noobs. Especially in internet.

Really fixed it!

[SpikeyMikey]

<Spikes> can't prevent the damage to the pw
<Spikes> only to you
<Spikes> that's why I should've killed elspeth long ago
<louder> of course you attack me and then you give the damage to the planeswalker
<Spikes> no
<Spikes> that's how it works with spells
<Spikes> the spell targets the player
<louder> in his case i can prevent it
<Spikes> and then redirect to the planeswalker
<Spikes> in the attack step
<Spikes> you c hoose whether to attack the player or the planeswalker
<louder> noob sorry a waste of time
<System> Player Lost
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected


This is Modern. He has two story circles out, one on green, one on white. I'm playing Bant. At this point, I have 18 cards left in my library and I've blown at least 45 minutes on this game... I was in the process of pulling up the link when he left. God bless MWS.

[SpikeyMikey]

This guy owns himself. I'm waiting for him to do it too, because I figured he wouldn't be paying attention.


It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Dratisco plays Ghost Quarter from Hand
Plated Geopede is now 3/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Dratisco taps Plated Geopede
Dratisco taps Plated Geopede
Dratisco taps Figure of Destiny
Dratisco taps Figure of Destiny
<Spikes> Thinking
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
Kitchen Finks is now 2/1
Spikes's life total is now 7 (+2)
<Dratisco> Wait!
<Dratisco> Wait!
<Dratisco> Wait!
<Dratisco> Wait!
<Dratisco> Wait!
<Dratisco> Wait!
<Dratisco> finks on stack
Dratisco plays Lightning Bolt from Hand
Dratisco taps Sacred Foundry
Spikes's life total is now 5 (-2)
Spikes's life total is now 2 (-3)
<Spikes> sure
Spikes's life total is now 4 (+2)
<Dratisco> wtf man?
<Dratisco> dont duccking cheat
<Dratisco> you were at 5
<Spikes> I was
<Spikes> and bolt puts me to 2
<Dratisco> figure deals 2
<Spikes> no
<Dratisco> ?????
<Spikes> geopede has first strike
<Spikes> so finks goes on stack before figure deals any damage
<System> Player Lost

[SpikeyMikey]

Modern. He's playing mill (or at least, I saw 2 hedron crabs and 2 islands and he milled me for 6) and I'm playing Deadguy Red. He's at 7, and it's the start of my third turn (his second, I was on the play).


It is now turn 6 (Spikes)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Spikes untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Spikes draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Spikes plays Memnite from Hand
Spikes taps Blackcleave Cliffs
Spikes taps Mox Opal
Spikes plays Goblin Bushwhacker from Hand
Ornithopter is now 1/2
Signal Pest is now 1/1
Goblin Guide is now 3/2
Goblin Guide is now 3/2
Memnite is now 2/1
Goblin Bushwhacker is now 2/1
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Spikes taps Ornithopter
Spikes taps Signal Pest
Spikes taps Goblin Guide
Spikes taps Goblin Guide
Spikes taps Memnite
Spikes taps Goblin Bushwhacker
Spikes taps Ornithopter
Spikes taps Signal Pest
Spikes taps Goblin Guide
Spikes taps Goblin Guide
Spikes taps Memnite
Spikes taps Goblin Bushwhacker
Ornithopter is now 2/2
Goblin Guide is now 4/2
Goblin Guide is now 4/2
Memnite is now 3/1
Goblin Bushwhacker is now 3/1
<also> gg
<Spikes> gg
<Spikes> g2?
<also> no point
<also> lol
<Spikes> heh
<System> Player Lost


That's right, I OUTGAYED a mill player.

[Phoenix Ignition]

Modern. He's playing mill (or at least, I saw 2 hedron crabs and 2 islands and he milled me for 6) and I'm playing Deadguy Red. He's at 7, and it's the start of my third turn (his second, I was on the play).




That's right, I OUTGAYED a mill player.

I think it's people trying too hard to find games to post in the MWS thread that killed the first couple of them.

[baghdadbob]

Needs more "Your destroy".

[dsck]

People actually still play on MWS and havent switched to Cockatrice?

[lordofthepit]

I think it's people trying too hard to find games to post in the MWS thread that killed the first couple of them.

Complaining that there are too many idiots on MWS is like complaining that there are too many teenage girls at a Twilight movie. Why are you there, and what did you expect?