[Report] Cook’s Kitchen: Storming into Jupiter: October 15th NELCQ Report (Top 16)

[Bryant Cook]

Report (http://jupitergamesonline.com/2011/558/cook%E2%80%99s-kitchen-storming-into-jupiter-top-16-october-15th-nelcq-report)

Check out some other articles while you're there! Dan Rae also has a great report from the event.

[GGoober]

Really enjoyed the reports and looking forward to more articles/reports from you!


He plays Opal, Stoneforge Mystic. I play Land, Rite of Flame, Dark Ritual, Ad Nauseam. He tells me he hopes I kill myself, I tell Aaron that I’m going to Grapeshot him for 60, and all of a sudden gain interest from the surrounding tables. However, I have an awful first Ad Nauseam and stop. I Tendrils him to 2 targeting myself with the rest, I go to 23. I cast Burning Wish, Past in Flames, then flashback Ad Nauseam. Another disappointing Ad Nauseam, I cast everything that I can and Grapeshot Aaron for 42. Not quite 60, but still respectable.

It's a pity, but I think you still get respect from a number of us readers :P

[JustPAT4]

Quality fucking report.

While (and probably because) I personally enjoy the egos both you and James carry, this was the highlight for me:


I tell James I don’t dislike him as much as he may think, I just don’t like that he has a bigger ego than me. Because of this I don’t Grapeshot him.

Awesome.

But on a serious note, Betty Draper is a horrible human specimen: vain, petty, selfish, childish, self-important, irrational. The list goes on.