Hypothetical Discussion [Color doesn't matter.dec]

[dontbiteitholmes]

Okay, hypothetical discussion time.
Say you're walking down the street one day and you save a stranger from being hit by a falling piano. You talk to the stranger and it turns out to be Richard Garfield and you mention you play Magic. He is so grateful he opens a magical briefcase and pulls out 30 cards that read...

"Uber Land" - Land - This card counts as a Forest, Mountain, Plains, Island, and Swamp. T- Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. You may play any number of this card in your deck (you are not limited to 4)

He promises you that this card is now legal in Legacy for one event and only you will own them. At the end of the event you use them in they will be perma-banned and no one will ever get to use them again.

What do you play?

EDIT-
Oh I forgot to mention, it also reads "You may play with any number of this card in your deck." Editing OP now. Also it still counts as a non-basic land for B2B/Blood Moon. I basically just want to know what people would play if they could fetch up a land that taps for every color every time. So basically if your dual lands tapped for any color mana for a day, but were still duals, what would you play?

[Koby]

Depends - can I play 8 of them?

Also, how does this deck not just become 5C-Blue Zoo?

EDIT:
4 Wild Nacatl
4 Kird Ape
4 Loam Lion
4 Steppe Lynx

4 Brainstom
4 Daze
8 Domain-pump
4 Berserk
4 Tribal Flames?

14 fetchland
4 Uber Land

[Nihil Credo]

Berserk Stompy with 4x Gaea's Might and 4x Might of Alara.

[menace13]

Something with 4 Ghost Quarters, possibly Moons/B2B.

[(nameless one)]

Wouldn't this be awesome in TES and in some ways Dredge.

[rxavage]

I would include said land in dream halls combo with coalition victory...

4 Coalition Victory
4 Progenitus
4 Conflux
4 Dream Halls
4 Intuition
4 Brainstorm
4 Ponder
4 Show and Tell
4 Force of Will
3 Flusterstorm
2 Pact of Negation

3 Scalding Tarn
3 Misty Rainforest
3 Ancient Tomb
2 City of Traitors
8 Uber-Land

[Nonex]

5-color Domain Control, obviously.

[whienot]

Berserk Stompy with 4x Gaea's Might and 4x Might of Alara.

Infect Stompy with 4x Gaea's Might and 4x Might of Alara.

[dontbiteitholmes]

See Edit to OP.

[joemauer]

This land would be perfect for my battle of the wits deck!

[Einherjer]

BUGW Control

or some 4 Color-Tempo BRUG

[dontbiteitholmes]

BUGW Control


Yeah that's what I would probably go with. BUGw Control with the splash for Lingering Souls.

[klaus]

5 color control

with helix, thoughtseize, cs, jace, snapcaster, fow, stp, elspeth, deed, brainstorm, etc..

[catmint]

Maybe something like this:

11 Lands, 8 Fetchlands

4 Delver
3 Nimble Mongoose
2 Snapcaster Mage
3 Tarmogoyf

4 Lightning Bolt
3 Chain Lightning
4 Tribal Flames

4 FoW
3 Spell Snare
3 Spell Pierce
4 Brainstorm
4 Ponder


SB:
4 Thoughtseize
4 Hymn to Tourach
4 Submerge
2 Massacre
1 Thrun the last troll

[Felidae]

I guess I'd play some kind of 5c Its the Fear:

1 Wasteland
1 Volraths Stronghold
1 Cephalid Coliseum
1 Bojuka Bok
10 5c Duals ( or 7 duals and 2 basic Islands / 1 basic Plains, depending on the Meta)
1 Nomad Stadium
7 Fetchlands

4 Goyf
1 Etched Oracle
3 Snapcaster Mage
1 Eternal Witness

3 Intuition
4 Force
4 Brainstorm
2 Counterspell
3 Spell Snare
4 Swords to Plowshares
2 Lighning Helix
2 Jace, TMS
1 Elspeth
1 Life from the Loam
3 Pernicious Deed

Side:
3 REB
3 Spell Pierce
3 Surgical Extraction
4 Dark Confidant
2 Tormods Crypt

[DerFern]

Spanish Inquisition.
F*** this land and f*** Richard Garfield.

[boneclub24]

Berserk Stompy with 4x Gaea's Might and 4x Might of Alara.

2nding this :p

[Pastorofmuppets]

I'd ask him if he could just unban MT instead.
And if that didn't work, I'd sell them. That shit has to be worth some serious bank.

[baghdadbob]

This would also give you a chance to play super bomby 4 drop legends like ruhan as one of's.

[Picc]

Likely something involving door to nothingness in a ramp shell if with Brainstorm and FOW as backup just for lols. But ya seriously if Richard Garfied owed me his life I think I'd rather just ask him to talk to Maro and see if he could dial it back a bit.