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Bruticus
06-11-2012, 01:22 AM
I guess being a casual, theory-crafting Johnny that never actually plays has finally paid off. Since this is my main Magic board I'll may as well reveal it to the good folks here.

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So, where is it? Not so fast, jackass. Just like Sam Fisher says in the book Starship Troopers; "Something given has no value."

I will do this in exchange; describe to me your burning desire to have a front row seat at the grand unveiling, what crime you would commit or secrets unveil to have such forbidden knowledge, or why I shouldn't post this at over Reddit, or God Forgive, MTGSalvation -- give us your crazy conspiracies on what you think it may be (Aliens) or just tell me that I'm an asshole and I suck at magic (and that my posts suck too). Either way, fire away!

P.S This in NOT a troll

OurSerratedDust
06-11-2012, 01:29 AM
I am so confused.

Phoenix Ignition
06-11-2012, 01:30 AM
Everyone look at me, I like attention, too!
http://i.imgur.com/7UV6l.gif

Bruticus
06-11-2012, 01:33 AM
Come on guys, let's make this an event. Y'know, like the iPhone. A thread for the ages. I'm no Steve Jobs (I can actually metabolize protein) but we'll make due.

CookedChestnuts
06-11-2012, 01:42 AM
Legendary Troll. 10/10.

Chikenbok
06-11-2012, 02:19 AM
Fetchlands.

Oh wait I no... Fetchlands AND Brainstorm?

Koby
06-11-2012, 02:21 AM
Fetchlands.

Oh wait I no... Fetchlands AND Brainstorm?

And Ponder... oh my!

lavafrogg
06-11-2012, 05:01 AM
land tax?

JBlaze
06-11-2012, 05:33 AM
Bruticus your post sucks plus your an asshole and your bad at magic.

dontbiteitholmes
06-11-2012, 06:07 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?

Einherjer
06-11-2012, 06:14 AM
..cookies

xfxf
06-11-2012, 09:06 AM
My friend will get naked in Trafalgar Square if this group gets 1.000.000 likes! *

* For Twitter, Facebook and forums monitoring spooks; this is a joke. Don't arrest me (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093796/Emily-Bunting-Leigh-Van-Bryan-UK-tourists-arrested-destroy-America-Twitter-jokes.html) or my imaginary friend.

Di
06-11-2012, 09:15 AM
No.