nedleeds
11-21-2013, 06:57 PM
I played mono red God Stompy ( Maindeck Here (http://www.mtgthesource.com/forums/showthread.php?4607-DO-NOT-TRY-TO-SELL-IN-HERE-Pimp-Legacy-Decks&p=767255&viewfull=1#post767255) ) ... my board ended up being 4 x Faerie Macabre, 4 x Crypt, 4 x Smash to Smithereens, 3 x Pyrokinesis. I overloaded on grave hate because I hate Griselbrand and the retarded people who think reanimating him is a fun and interactive game of magic. I was also a little soft to Punishing Fire with Hero being a big part of my dude base.
Round 1: Delver Burn.
I am on the draw. He goes fetch non basic Delver go. I land Chalice 1. He never resolves another spell and even a natural flipped delver getting me to like 7 doesn't get me. I bait Force with God, and Guerrilla Tactics the Insect.
I mulligan to 6. I bolt myself with Ancient Tomb for at least 8. Again naturally flipped delver beats on me along with a Guide. I get bolted 3 or 4 times. Super cool.
I'm on the play and I mulligan to 6 trying to find chalice. I get pressured into a Daze with Goblin Guide beating on me. Again I take 8-10 from my own Ancient Tomb and get double bolted to end the game.
Round 2: UB Tezzerstaxx.
I'm on the play and I get a fast Blood Moon. This keeps him off recurring Wasteland with his Crucible. He eventually makes it a 5/5 and I crash in with Hero of Oxid Ridge. He blocks and I tactics his Juzam of Worlds, and tactics Tezz. I land a Koth eventually and beat with a Mountain eventually using some tricks to net a mana and produce a beetleback. I finish off by getting an emblem.
Game two I Blood Moon fast again. He gets Strix going but little else, eventually a Sword of the Meek and a Tangle Wire are in play. He top decks an awful lot of land and when I emerge from the Wire I slam Hero and Beetleback off some Seething Songs. Drawing 2 of my Smash to Smithereen's seals this one as he took some early Tomb damage.
Having piles of haste guys is supreme against planeswalkers, he got the wire off Tezzeret but I just raped his Tezz on the pass back with Hero of Oxid Ridge (which I forgot can't even be blocked by Strix).
Round 3: The Not Very Epic Storm
I'm on the draw. He ponders and passes. I go Chalice 1. Enjoy. Grey Ogre does the job. I think I also Blood Moon here to put the nail in the coffin.
I'm on the draw. He ends up digging out of Chalice 1, Chalice 0 by decaying Chalice 1 and Chaining the one on 0. I couldn't follow up with a threats fast enough. Ad Nauseum follows.
Finally on the play Chalice 0, Chalice 1 go. Oh and I have this Blood Moon man. Oh and I have an insane haste man. Storm decks with garbage mana bases seem weak against the power of God.
Round 4: TNN Blade
I'm on the draw. I land chalice 1. He stoneforged up something. On my second turn I Seething Song into Stormbreath Dragon and 4 him. I untap and bash again. I tactics his SFM in response to an equip. He gets TNN but double seething song into 7/7 + storm seeker your face. Can't remember whether he had TNN this match. I don't think it matters as Stormbreath is just a giant studded dildo against u/w stoneblade.
I board in a couple of Pyrokinesis so I can tap out a little more. I land Chalice again. He gets an SFM, and Batterskull. I tactics his SFM. I bait a Force then land god. He lands Jace and doesn't understand what's about to happen. He Brainstorms and passes. I cast Beetleback Chief and 4 his $100 planeswalker. I shock him. I pass and he has to hardcast the Batterskull. Next turn I land Hero of Oxid Ridge and Shock him. I Pyrokinesis the Germ and attack for like 20 damage.
Round 5: Internet BUG
I destroy him with blood moon after a chalice 0 and chalice 1. His suspended visions is countered and I eventually nug his Strix which is holding my Stormbreath back.
I just destroy him with dudes that can't be Abrupt Decayed. I think I get no Moons or chalices this game, just a pile of Beetlebacks, Heroes, and a giant hasty Dragon. Eventually Hero + Dragon beats 2 Shardless Agents and 2 DRS.
A lands deck is my next opponent but they won't let us start another round so late.
Round 1: Delver Burn.
I am on the draw. He goes fetch non basic Delver go. I land Chalice 1. He never resolves another spell and even a natural flipped delver getting me to like 7 doesn't get me. I bait Force with God, and Guerrilla Tactics the Insect.
I mulligan to 6. I bolt myself with Ancient Tomb for at least 8. Again naturally flipped delver beats on me along with a Guide. I get bolted 3 or 4 times. Super cool.
I'm on the play and I mulligan to 6 trying to find chalice. I get pressured into a Daze with Goblin Guide beating on me. Again I take 8-10 from my own Ancient Tomb and get double bolted to end the game.
Round 2: UB Tezzerstaxx.
I'm on the play and I get a fast Blood Moon. This keeps him off recurring Wasteland with his Crucible. He eventually makes it a 5/5 and I crash in with Hero of Oxid Ridge. He blocks and I tactics his Juzam of Worlds, and tactics Tezz. I land a Koth eventually and beat with a Mountain eventually using some tricks to net a mana and produce a beetleback. I finish off by getting an emblem.
Game two I Blood Moon fast again. He gets Strix going but little else, eventually a Sword of the Meek and a Tangle Wire are in play. He top decks an awful lot of land and when I emerge from the Wire I slam Hero and Beetleback off some Seething Songs. Drawing 2 of my Smash to Smithereen's seals this one as he took some early Tomb damage.
Having piles of haste guys is supreme against planeswalkers, he got the wire off Tezzeret but I just raped his Tezz on the pass back with Hero of Oxid Ridge (which I forgot can't even be blocked by Strix).
Round 3: The Not Very Epic Storm
I'm on the draw. He ponders and passes. I go Chalice 1. Enjoy. Grey Ogre does the job. I think I also Blood Moon here to put the nail in the coffin.
I'm on the draw. He ends up digging out of Chalice 1, Chalice 0 by decaying Chalice 1 and Chaining the one on 0. I couldn't follow up with a threats fast enough. Ad Nauseum follows.
Finally on the play Chalice 0, Chalice 1 go. Oh and I have this Blood Moon man. Oh and I have an insane haste man. Storm decks with garbage mana bases seem weak against the power of God.
Round 4: TNN Blade
I'm on the draw. I land chalice 1. He stoneforged up something. On my second turn I Seething Song into Stormbreath Dragon and 4 him. I untap and bash again. I tactics his SFM in response to an equip. He gets TNN but double seething song into 7/7 + storm seeker your face. Can't remember whether he had TNN this match. I don't think it matters as Stormbreath is just a giant studded dildo against u/w stoneblade.
I board in a couple of Pyrokinesis so I can tap out a little more. I land Chalice again. He gets an SFM, and Batterskull. I tactics his SFM. I bait a Force then land god. He lands Jace and doesn't understand what's about to happen. He Brainstorms and passes. I cast Beetleback Chief and 4 his $100 planeswalker. I shock him. I pass and he has to hardcast the Batterskull. Next turn I land Hero of Oxid Ridge and Shock him. I Pyrokinesis the Germ and attack for like 20 damage.
Round 5: Internet BUG
I destroy him with blood moon after a chalice 0 and chalice 1. His suspended visions is countered and I eventually nug his Strix which is holding my Stormbreath back.
I just destroy him with dudes that can't be Abrupt Decayed. I think I get no Moons or chalices this game, just a pile of Beetlebacks, Heroes, and a giant hasty Dragon. Eventually Hero + Dragon beats 2 Shardless Agents and 2 DRS.
A lands deck is my next opponent but they won't let us start another round so late.