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thefreakaccident
05-15-2007, 09:43 AM
Remember, this is no deck.. but an ingenious work of art!!!

60 x island

deck name 60 island.dec

How to play:

you enter a magic tourney, sign up... but you cannot allow anyone to know what you are playing; if they do the gig is up!!

first round starts, you power shuffle (you will be stalling the entire game just so you know).

after power shuffling twice (taking up the allowed time), ask your opponent if you can go to the bathroom.

after doing your business go back to the table, after buying a candy bar from the stor's deck.

now the game begins, pick up your first seven cards (you mulligan twice)... first mulligan is after seemingly careful consideration and thinking.

you mulligan into a seemingly horrible hand that you cannot play... mulligan again.

you will draw 5 cards... flick your cards LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW... it adds to the nervous fctor of your opponent (trust me on this one)...



how to play the deck once the game has started:

in response to anything that reveals your hand you scoop, end of story.

take all responses/steps to their fullest (taking all the time allowed per... trust me this can get to be a long game)... sometimes you can just steal wins just by the sheer agony that your opponent is going through.


this is only for the twisted and it is by far the best deck in the game of magic..... have fun!!

herbig
05-15-2007, 09:46 AM
umm, lol?

thefreakaccident
05-15-2007, 09:51 AM
yes indeed lol... basically it is a cruel and inhumane joke that you may pull on your fellow magic players; one of my team members did this after saving up a good amount of store credit (eh.. what the hell).

Nightmare
05-15-2007, 09:53 AM
Dumb. And closed.

Edit - Maybe dumb is harsh. More accurately, not the funniest thing on the planet.