zulander
07-02-2007, 09:35 AM
Tournament Report 6-30-07
GAGOMY v 1.1
Creatures : 18
4 Kird Ape
2 Tin-Street
4 Dark Confidant
4 Phyrexian Negator
4 Tarmogoyf
Disruption : 16
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Seal of Fire
3 Duress
3 Cabal Therapy
2 Pithing Needle
Other : 5
3 Call of the Herd
2 Jitte
Mana : 21
4 Wasteland
4 Bloodstained Mire
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Taiga
2 Badlands
2 Bayou
1 Mountain
1 Forest
1 Swamp
Sideboard : 15
4 Krosan Grip
4 Enginered Plague
4 Tormod's Crypt
1 Pithing Needle
1 Duress
1 Cabal Therapy
So I decided last minute to run 2 needles main instead of thronweald archer after seeing about 3432131324 trillion combo decks show up this Saturday at the frog.
Round 1 vs Alex Hatfield AKA DICKFACE now AKA Mr.reDICKFACE
So tourney starts at 5pm and I'm happy to see hatfields on time for once! I get paired vs the better haired hatfield and start to shuffle. Wait a sec.. where is alex...? I go outside and see him bent over the trunk of his car building his deck, what a noob. 5 minutes later he's inside and we're shuffling what a second... why does he have 59 cards in his deck...? So Mr.PrettyHair goes outside back to his trunk figures out the 60th card and so we're off again!
This time it's for real.
Game 1: We both mull to 5 and he's on the play. He asks if I'm ready to start and I say hellz yizah. He says go, nothing on his turn. I say cool, turn one seal of fizire.He says draw-go turn 2 and I play I think a Dark Confidant. He gets a turn 3 etw for 10 tokens and says go. I'm very excited because I have a great match up against 10 tokens with this deck. Oh wait a second... no I don't. He rapes me.
Side IN: 4 Plague 1 pithing, 1 cabal 1 duress OUT: No clue.
Game 2: I think he gets like 8 tokens turn 3 but I have some beats on the table and I play a Dark Confidant. I get really low on life, and on my upkeep while at 2 life and DC in play I flip over a pithing needle like a pro and swing in for the win.
Game 3: I keep a hand of 3 lands, 1 pithing needle, 1 Plague. Alex is on the play and he keeps a hand of I win.
Talk about redonk-adonk.
0-1
Round 2 vs Mr.Copenhaver AKA .. Copenhaver? I don't know if he has a nickname, but I'm sure I'll figure one out by the end of this matchup report.
Game 1 : He gets 8 tokens turn 1 or something like that and I get plastered into 2008. It's gonna be a wild year folks!
Same sideboard plan.
Game 2 : I win because he doesn't. something like that.
Game 3 : It's a close game, I get a pithing needle on his belcher so he has to spend a turn on wishing for artifact hate. My next turn I have a waste and taiga in play, I play a tin-street hooligan even though I have a needle in my hand. I say "I target belcher" He says " you can't noob, you didn't pay the green mana LAWL". The correct play would have been to play needle and waste his taiga, make him topdeck 3 mana in the next 3 turns. But I'm a bad player when I play fast, too many mistakes.
His nickname is now CopenAround
0-2
In between rounds I ask Anwar how he's doing and he says he's 0-2. He was playing mind over matter/untap X lands artifact deck, I think it's called spring tide or something like that. Sucks, cause the deck was great when we goldfished it the night before. Oh well
Round 3 vs Jeremy with burn.
Anwar has a bye this round so we don't get paired up :(
Game 1 : He plays first and suspends a rift bolt, so I'm like wtf...? I play fetch go, he burns my face then plays chain lightning and l.bolt so I'm at 11 life turn 2. I draw-attack-go and he plays a ball lightning so I'm at 4, and then sacks 2 mountains to fireblast me to 0. GG...
Sideboard : In therapy/cabal out 2 pithing needle.
Game 2 : He gets me to about 7-8ish, I duress he has magma jet, incinerate, 2 x mountain. I take the jet and he burns me to 3. I play goyf/jitte and win.
Game 3 : See game 1. LAWLZ I R TEH NUBLSAUCE
Round 4 I get a bye.
Tourney was only 4 rounds, so I go 1-3. WOOOHOOO!! I think Mr.reDICKFACE gets top8 but looses like the nublez that he is so we all go to fudruckers afterwards and I cry about how belcher should be banned(It honestly shouldn't I'm just a crybaby). At fudruckers me and anwar go over the deck and agree that it's very unorganized and has no direction at all. I want the deck to play some key creatures (goyf/gator) backed with disruption and Anwar tells me to grow balls and just play Red Death with gofy(I'm pretty sure he said it in a much nicer way). I cry more but luckily Calloso is there and I realize how fortunate I am to not a retard like him and cheer up. I inhale the tasty and very messy swiss melt burger at fud's and go home to cry more.
PROPS :
Zohar (powergame2343trillion) for letting me borrow 2 needles
21 people for showing up for the tourney
getting that nice FBB Badlands and others
anwar for having the gonads to play Mind over matter
you the fan, without you I wouldn't know what to do with these tournament reports
SLOPS :
Mr.reDICKFACE for dicking around and winning turn one.
Mr.reDICKFACE for not getting into final 4
Mr.reDICKFACE for making me feel bad with that beautiful head of hair
deguilla (I think that's how you spell his last name) for camping with his friends this weekend
belcher
Calloso for playing belcher
My broken ankle not allowing me to play ultimate frizby.
RAWWWWWR!
GAGOMY v 1.1
Creatures : 18
4 Kird Ape
2 Tin-Street
4 Dark Confidant
4 Phyrexian Negator
4 Tarmogoyf
Disruption : 16
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Seal of Fire
3 Duress
3 Cabal Therapy
2 Pithing Needle
Other : 5
3 Call of the Herd
2 Jitte
Mana : 21
4 Wasteland
4 Bloodstained Mire
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Taiga
2 Badlands
2 Bayou
1 Mountain
1 Forest
1 Swamp
Sideboard : 15
4 Krosan Grip
4 Enginered Plague
4 Tormod's Crypt
1 Pithing Needle
1 Duress
1 Cabal Therapy
So I decided last minute to run 2 needles main instead of thronweald archer after seeing about 3432131324 trillion combo decks show up this Saturday at the frog.
Round 1 vs Alex Hatfield AKA DICKFACE now AKA Mr.reDICKFACE
So tourney starts at 5pm and I'm happy to see hatfields on time for once! I get paired vs the better haired hatfield and start to shuffle. Wait a sec.. where is alex...? I go outside and see him bent over the trunk of his car building his deck, what a noob. 5 minutes later he's inside and we're shuffling what a second... why does he have 59 cards in his deck...? So Mr.PrettyHair goes outside back to his trunk figures out the 60th card and so we're off again!
This time it's for real.
Game 1: We both mull to 5 and he's on the play. He asks if I'm ready to start and I say hellz yizah. He says go, nothing on his turn. I say cool, turn one seal of fizire.He says draw-go turn 2 and I play I think a Dark Confidant. He gets a turn 3 etw for 10 tokens and says go. I'm very excited because I have a great match up against 10 tokens with this deck. Oh wait a second... no I don't. He rapes me.
Side IN: 4 Plague 1 pithing, 1 cabal 1 duress OUT: No clue.
Game 2: I think he gets like 8 tokens turn 3 but I have some beats on the table and I play a Dark Confidant. I get really low on life, and on my upkeep while at 2 life and DC in play I flip over a pithing needle like a pro and swing in for the win.
Game 3: I keep a hand of 3 lands, 1 pithing needle, 1 Plague. Alex is on the play and he keeps a hand of I win.
Talk about redonk-adonk.
0-1
Round 2 vs Mr.Copenhaver AKA .. Copenhaver? I don't know if he has a nickname, but I'm sure I'll figure one out by the end of this matchup report.
Game 1 : He gets 8 tokens turn 1 or something like that and I get plastered into 2008. It's gonna be a wild year folks!
Same sideboard plan.
Game 2 : I win because he doesn't. something like that.
Game 3 : It's a close game, I get a pithing needle on his belcher so he has to spend a turn on wishing for artifact hate. My next turn I have a waste and taiga in play, I play a tin-street hooligan even though I have a needle in my hand. I say "I target belcher" He says " you can't noob, you didn't pay the green mana LAWL". The correct play would have been to play needle and waste his taiga, make him topdeck 3 mana in the next 3 turns. But I'm a bad player when I play fast, too many mistakes.
His nickname is now CopenAround
0-2
In between rounds I ask Anwar how he's doing and he says he's 0-2. He was playing mind over matter/untap X lands artifact deck, I think it's called spring tide or something like that. Sucks, cause the deck was great when we goldfished it the night before. Oh well
Round 3 vs Jeremy with burn.
Anwar has a bye this round so we don't get paired up :(
Game 1 : He plays first and suspends a rift bolt, so I'm like wtf...? I play fetch go, he burns my face then plays chain lightning and l.bolt so I'm at 11 life turn 2. I draw-attack-go and he plays a ball lightning so I'm at 4, and then sacks 2 mountains to fireblast me to 0. GG...
Sideboard : In therapy/cabal out 2 pithing needle.
Game 2 : He gets me to about 7-8ish, I duress he has magma jet, incinerate, 2 x mountain. I take the jet and he burns me to 3. I play goyf/jitte and win.
Game 3 : See game 1. LAWLZ I R TEH NUBLSAUCE
Round 4 I get a bye.
Tourney was only 4 rounds, so I go 1-3. WOOOHOOO!! I think Mr.reDICKFACE gets top8 but looses like the nublez that he is so we all go to fudruckers afterwards and I cry about how belcher should be banned(It honestly shouldn't I'm just a crybaby). At fudruckers me and anwar go over the deck and agree that it's very unorganized and has no direction at all. I want the deck to play some key creatures (goyf/gator) backed with disruption and Anwar tells me to grow balls and just play Red Death with gofy(I'm pretty sure he said it in a much nicer way). I cry more but luckily Calloso is there and I realize how fortunate I am to not a retard like him and cheer up. I inhale the tasty and very messy swiss melt burger at fud's and go home to cry more.
PROPS :
Zohar (powergame2343trillion) for letting me borrow 2 needles
21 people for showing up for the tourney
getting that nice FBB Badlands and others
anwar for having the gonads to play Mind over matter
you the fan, without you I wouldn't know what to do with these tournament reports
SLOPS :
Mr.reDICKFACE for dicking around and winning turn one.
Mr.reDICKFACE for not getting into final 4
Mr.reDICKFACE for making me feel bad with that beautiful head of hair
deguilla (I think that's how you spell his last name) for camping with his friends this weekend
belcher
Calloso for playing belcher
My broken ankle not allowing me to play ultimate frizby.
RAWWWWWR!